"But the doctor told us her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."Emotional Support Cobra said:TPS_Report said:
Raising Arizona
Better get the dip-tet!
Most quoteable comedy?
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Anchorman
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Austria? Well then...good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!americathegreat1492 said:
Dumb and Dumber?
It feels like Im running at incredible rate
Our pets heads are fallin off!
Its Samsonite! I was way off.
That John Denver's full of **** man.
So you're sayin there's a chance.
I got worms...
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Tic-Tac, sir?
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
No. It was a girl.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Man, you are one pathetic loser, no offense.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must workout.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
Yeah...we're in the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a school boy
No way...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
That's as good as cash, sir. Those are IOUs.
Late college days for me we also quoted the hell out of Swingers.
"Our little baby is all GROWN UP!"
and of course
"You're so money and you don't even know it"
"Our little baby is all GROWN UP!"
and of course
"You're so money and you don't even know it"
my manGeralt of Rivia said:
Eurotrip
Anchorman
Zoolander
Home Alone
TPS_Report said:"But the doctor told us her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."Emotional Support Cobra said:TPS_Report said:
Raising Arizona
Better get the dip-tet!
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
"So many social engagements............so little time."
American Psycho
Big Lebowski
Big Lebowski
Kanyes psychiatrist said:
American Psy-cholo
A remake starring South Park Mexican?
"Boy... did you know you got a panty on your head?"Mr. White said:TPS_Report said:"But the doctor told us her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."Emotional Support Cobra said:TPS_Report said:
Raising Arizona
Better get the dip-tet!
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
"So many social engagements............so little time."
Edit..oh movie. right right right
Let's switch to Old School.
Let's switch to Old School.
Better Off Dead
Airplane
Super Troopers
Animal House
Blazing Saddles
Super Troopers
Animal House
Blazing Saddles
Old school
Saving Silverman
Saving Silverman
aTm2004 said:Austria? Well then...good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!americathegreat1492 said:
Dumb and Dumber?
It feels like Im running at incredible rate
Our pets heads are fallin off!
Its Samsonite! I was way off.
That John Denver's full of **** man.
So you're sayin there's a chance.
I got worms...
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Tic-Tac, sir?
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
No. It was a girl.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Man, you are one pathetic loser, no offense.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must workout.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
Yeah...we're in the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a school boy
No way...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
Fell off the jetway again....
Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
Come on Man!!!!
Bull Durham and its not even close!!!!!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Were dealing with a lot of stuff...
Candle sticks make a nice wedding gift
That ball got out of here in a hurry, anything going that far ought have stewardess on it...
Bull Durham and its not even close!!!!!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Were dealing with a lot of stuff...
Candle sticks make a nice wedding gift
That ball got out of here in a hurry, anything going that far ought have stewardess on it...
How have we gotten this far with no mention of O Brother Where Art Thou?
Jack Cheese said:
How have we gotten this far with no mention of O Brother Where Art Thou?
We thought you was a toad?
****in A Man!ac04 said:
lebowski
sw@n said:Jack Cheese said:
How have we gotten this far with no mention of O Brother Where Art Thou?
We thought you was a toad?
Any of you boys smithies, or otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts?
Jack Cheese said:sw@n said:Jack Cheese said:
How have we gotten this far with no mention of O Brother Where Art Thou?
We thought you was a toad?
Any of you boys smithies, or otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts?
Mah hair.
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.
Didn't seem like a one-horse town, but try and find a decent hair jelly.
I'm not sure that's Pete.
The Jerk
Major League
Major League
This Dude Abides said:****in A Man!ac04 said:
lebowski
Congrats on the sex
Gotta be Christmas Vacation
Fletch.
Builder93 said:aTm2004 said:Austria? Well then...good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!americathegreat1492 said:
Dumb and Dumber?
It feels like Im running at incredible rate
Our pets heads are fallin off!
Its Samsonite! I was way off.
That John Denver's full of **** man.
So you're sayin there's a chance.
I got worms...
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Tic-Tac, sir?
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
No. It was a girl.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Man, you are one pathetic loser, no offense.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must workout.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
Yeah...we're in the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a school boy
No way...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
Fell off the jetway again....
Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
It's OK! I'm the limo driver!
You think that's a little excessive for the Carolina League?
He hit the ****ing bull. Guy gets a free steak.
The roses go in the front, big guy.
When you're in the show, you can have mold on your shower shoes, and the press will call you colorful.
He hit the ****ing bull. Guy gets a free steak.
The roses go in the front, big guy.
When you're in the show, you can have mold on your shower shoes, and the press will call you colorful.
True Lies
Boy I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
Women. Can't live with em, can't kill em.
She even took the ice cube trays outta the freezer. What kind of a sick ***** takes the ice cube trays outta the freezer?!
Let's face it Harry. The vette gets em wet.
- Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo. - Maybe she's sleepy.
Boy I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
Women. Can't live with em, can't kill em.
She even took the ice cube trays outta the freezer. What kind of a sick ***** takes the ice cube trays outta the freezer?!
Let's face it Harry. The vette gets em wet.
- Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo. - Maybe she's sleepy.
Dumb and dumber
Airplane
Happy Gilmore/billy Madison.
Christmas vacation
These are the only correct answers.
Airplane
Happy Gilmore/billy Madison.
Christmas vacation
These are the only correct answers.
EastSideAg2002 said:
The Jerk
It's the cans! He hates the cans!
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