Share life lessons in this thread

8,709 Views | 94 Replies | Last: 4 yr ago by Wooahhhh
Funky Winkerbean
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
You can't put 10 lbs of **** in a 5 pound bag.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
It is so easy to be wrong—and to persist in being wrong—when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
Thomas Sowell
ought1ag
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
dad as I am packing to leave for college - "they're not going to stop making beer, so you dont have to try and drink it all the first weekend"
Sweet Kitten Feet
How long do you want to ignore this user?
S
Don't be a dick.
Tatem
How long do you want to ignore this user?
RebelE91 said:

You can't **** a cat that doesn't want to be ****ed.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ag81Golf
How long do you want to ignore this user?
sw@n said:

Celee04 said:


3) girls named Crystal are not to be trusted



Add Dakota, Destiny and Desiree to that list.
Fat Bib Fortuna
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Advice from my dad as I was complaining to him about working in Paris, TX a couple of months after I graduated from A&M.

"Look, the best years of your life are over."
TombstoneTex
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
MuckRaker96 said:

Advice from my dad as I was complaining to him about working in Paris, TX a couple of months after I graduated from A&M.

"Look, the best easiest years of your life are over."
Fixed it for him.
mrad85
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
sw@n said:

Celee04 said:


3) girls named hooker names are not to be trusted


Fixed it for ALL of you
Milwaukees Best Light
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Stay off Texags, particularly the general board.
jm94
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
There are many times in your life that you'll hear and learn about constantly, but you'll never actually be prepared for what they're really like. So, don't overthink it, and be adaptable. e.g.:

Middle School (my boys are struggling with this now)
High School
College

Dating
Sex
Serious Dating
Marriage
Parenthood

Working
Body Falling Apart
Death
aggie_fan13
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Never Settle.

With all due respect to everyone **** everyone
AggieP18
How long do you want to ignore this user?
You've got two ears and one mouth. Use them in that order.

Always be climbing, don't sit around and camp.

The cream always rises to the top.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Don't get married until 30 if you're a guy. Enjoy being young while you can and then marry someone on the cusp of being inappropriately too young when you're financially stable and ready to pump a few rounds of on-purpose baby batter into her.
AggieP18
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Well said sir. Well said.
mrad85
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
blindey said:

Don't get married until 30 if you're a guy. Enjoy being young while you can and then marry someone on the cusp of being inappropriately too young when you're financially stable and ready to pump a few rounds of on-purpose baby batter into her.
Can you say Pre-Nup?
Beer Baron
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
blindey said:

Don't get married until 30 if you're a guy. Enjoy being young while you can and then marry someone on the cusp of being inappropriately too young when you're financially stable and ready to pump a few rounds of on-purpose baby batter into her.
Such a hopeless romantic.
B-1 83
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
John Francis Donaghy said:

Life's a *****. Then you die.

Lesson over.
No, life is a sh@t sandwich. The more bread you have, the smaller proportion of sh@t you eat.
TxFig
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
You young kids have no idea. The CORRECT answer is:

  • Faster Horses
  • Younger Women
  • More Money

--
Chris Barnes
Retired A&M IT geek - now beekeeper
http://www.cornerstonehoneybees.com/
Woody2006
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
It's all pink on the inside
Duckhook
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
EastSideAg2002
How long do you want to ignore this user?
We're di%$%! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid di^%^. And the Film Actors Guild are pu^%^. And Kim Jong-ll is an as^%^%^%. Pu$#$# don't like di$##, because pu$#$ get fu%&$ by di^%^%. But d^%^% also **** as$^$%^$ as$%^%$ who just want to sh^%$ on everything. Pus$^$^ may think they can deal with as^$%^%$^ their way. But the only thing that can fu^$%^ an as$%^$%^ is a di$$^, with some balls. The problem with di$%^%$ is that sometimes they fu$^^ too much or fu$^%^ when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pu$^$%^ to show them that. But sometimes, pus$^%^ get so full of sh^%^ that they become as$%^%$^ themselves... because pu$^%^ are only an inch and a half away from as^%^%$^. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fu$^% this as$^$%^%, we're going to have our di%^$^ and pus^$^$%^ all covered in sh$^!
BleacherRat
How long do you want to ignore this user?
ALWAYS keep an ace in the hole.
Gig 'em!
EastTexAg09
How long do you want to ignore this user?
HBCanine08
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
B-1 83 said:

John Francis Donaghy said:

Life's a *****. Then you die.

Lesson over.
No, life is a sh@t sandwich. The more bread you have, the smaller proportion of sh@t you eat.
Gotta stack that bread!!
OldArmyAggie94
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
"Can't fix stupid"
TX AG 88
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
"Good deals don't have legs."
aggie_fan13
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Wrong thread
DRE06
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
If you had your job/career, take the leap and change. Even if it means a big sacrifice to do so.
TX AG 88
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Damn. The Jerk quotes already taken.
mrad85
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
wrong thread
unimboti nkum
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Don't be a dummy, jizz on her tummy.
Soso nikinombiki maaki dii.
TequilaMockingbird
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Never whittle toward yourself or piss against the wind.

MD20/20
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.
It all comes down to livin' fast or dyin' slow.
Elephant Tears
How long do you want to ignore this user?
mrad85 said:


3. Look inside rather than out when things get tough. It's much easier to change you than others.




Quite possibly the worst advice anyone has ever given. Ever.
APHIS AG
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I must have been 5 or 6 years old and I was complaining to my mother about how adults get to eat what they want and do what they want and go to bed when they want and my mother looks at me and states, "you had better enjoy being a kid for when you become an adult, you will have something called responsibility".

And she was right.
Page 2 of 3
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.