Leeman said:

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Waiting to hear what chiken did and received for this special day. :-)

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Probably giving a mouth hug and getting a diesel powered vibrator with 12 gears.

JoeAggie5 said:

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...s*x...

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why are you doing this

sex

[You should know better. - Staff]

[You, too. - Staff]

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This is why we need transparent moderation, texags

JoeAggie5 said:

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Your husband wants s*x, not throw off sweat pants and "get it over with"

Two little ones? Probably too late for tonight, but a baby sitter and a meal just the two of you. Wear se*y underwear/lingerie. Just like women want to see some effort in the gift they receive, men deep down want the same, but s*x.

Too late for a date? Put the kids down earlier. Instead of walking back out in your sweat pants to Netflix and chill, Walk out na*ed (assuming that's not something your normally do), throw him off, surprise him.

Just like women expect a gift with some thought put into it, men expect s*x and the more thought into it, the better.

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Are you a 97 year old nun?

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TXRunner97 said:

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steak and a Beej

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He's joking but he's not.

Nothing cooler than coming home to a wonderful women who put the kids to bed early and has dolled herself up so she can be objectified by the man that loves her.

Call me old fashioned-- but thigh highs and garterbelts are under rated.

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The problem is women these days are downright lazy.
They don't want to take the trouble to please their man. But of course they expect him to "woo" her and please her in every way possible.

OP, are you avoiding the S-E-X comments on purpose?

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SoupNazi2001 said:

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Here is the truth. Most women want the nice dinner, chocolates, flowers and card even if they say they don't. Men just want hot sex. No gift required unless you are wearing it.

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I sent my wife a nice bouquet of flowers at her workplace and all her coworkers oohed and aahed so she is over the moon today.

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Your wife sounds like a heinous wench, taking so much pleasure in the audible jealousy of her colleagues. Give her a good spanking for me.

sex - something you can say on texags, but didn't have last night

She wanted to "watch TV" which was code for she was going to fall asleep in 10 minutes, I was wrong it only took her 5 minutes. I will vicariously be living through OP's update.

I thought I was pure gold. Left work early to surprise her ( i don't normally do) and make sure house was clean (i always help with that) because I knew she was out and about with kids. Got her some jewelry (do on occasion), chocolate, and wrote a note - which made her happy cry (thinking I'm so in). Made dinner for the kids, ordered food to go for her and I, kids watch a movie while we have dinner, kids asleep (i put them to bed-which I always do, and I'm fine with it) by 8:00ish....she was asleep by 8:15ish.

So yeah I drank and played Madden.

Can anyone beat that?

JoeAggie5 said:

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Can anyone beat that?

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no, but I bet you did when she said she was too tired for anything else.

Husband had a great Valentine's... while he was in the shower I lit a candle, got "dolled up" (redid makeup, put on some fake eyelashes and changed out of my SAHM uniform)... when he got out, I slid some of these "kinky vows" under the door... Thanks for the advice, I didn't spend a dime and I'm sure it was one of his best Valentine's... although, we did chicken instead of steak for dinner, so maybe next year I'll step up my game.

Back to changing diapers and reconciliations.


Link in case you want to order some:
https://www.amazon.com/Little-Genie-Kinky-Vows-Erotic/dp/B004HCEVMA?th=1