Any suggestions? I need something simple. I stay at home with our 2 little ones and work part time from home, so I don't have A LOT of time. What's the best vday gift your wife has given you or do you even expect/want anything? Thanks!
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My answer on what you should get him depends on the outcome of Rule 1 compliance.
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my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
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If your husband needs or wants a Valentine's gift....T&P.
He's joking but he's not.TXRunner97 said:
steak and a Beej
Nothing cooler than coming home to a wonderful women who put the kids to bed early and has dolled herself up so she can be objectified by the man that loves her.
Call me old fashioned-- but thigh highs and garterbelts are under rated.
Which MLM scam do you participate in?
Sounds like a man who has given up on getting some.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
That may be what he said, but that's not what he wants.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
I truly do not like Valentine's and would rather not get anything. He does enough for me every single day. I don't need one day for him to show up and prove that he's the best husband. I already know he is.
I'm a CPA and do bookkeeping. No MLM for me.
Next time ask him what he wants when the kids aren't in the room with you.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
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This is the correct answer. A pair of eff me pumps with that and your husband will be the happiest man alive or is a gay.Clob94 said:He's joking but he's not.TXRunner97 said:
steak and a Beej
Nothing cooler than coming home to a wonderful women who put the kids to bed early and has dolled herself up so she can be objectified by the man that loves her.
Call me old fashioned-- but thigh highs and garterbelts are under rated.
A more suitable response would be for me, a nice bottle of bourbon, a sleeve of my favorite cigars or perhaps plans to do a brewery tour or some such, or Aggie baseball or Aggie football tickets are always worth excitement.
As others have said, don't buy him anything. Cook him a meal he likes and doll yourself up for bedtime or do something different in bed than you've done (or have done in a while). That sounds cliche and like a "men want sex" joke, but it's not. That's what all of us really want. All of us. Anyone that tells you differently is a dirty liar.
If you really need to give him something material get him a card or some framed pictures of or with the kids. Maybe a coffee mug or something. But seriously don't fret on a gift.
If you really need to give him something material get him a card or some framed pictures of or with the kids. Maybe a coffee mug or something. But seriously don't fret on a gift.
Of course he says he doesn't want anything. I was just trying to get ideas for something to surprise him with since he definitely doesn't expect anything at all.
NoahAg said:That may be what he said, but that's not what he wants.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
I think what he really meant is he'd like to make your back teeth look like a preschool.
Make him a chart that shows how much money you saved the family by not buying an overpriced gift to celebrate a commercially invented holiday.
....and then the sex stuff.
....and then the sex stuff.
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Seriously, go buy some bonkers lingerie, put the kids to bed, put on the lingerie with a pair of eff me heels and your husband will have the best Valentines day he's ever had.
Men are easy. We think with our dicks.
Men are easy. We think with our dicks.
EagleFordEarl said:NoahAg said:That may be what he said, but that's not what he wants.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
I think what he really meant is he'd like to make your back teeth look like a preschool.
TxAggieGirl08 said:
I'm a CPA and do bookkeeping. No MLM for me.
Come on.... No plexus/essential oils/MK/pampered chef/advocare/R+F/doterra/juice plus in your life to supplement that income? I hear it is the best way to achieve financial freedom.
Let him go where he's never gone before. KnowwhatImsayingTxAggieGirl08 said:
Of course he says he doesn't want anything. I was just trying to get ideas for something to surprise him with since he definitely doesn't expect anything at all.
bahah No, I prefer to know I'm going to make money vs having to pay a fee to sell a product and then go annoy people and guilt them into buying stuff. ugh, and mainly because I fall victim to all of my friend's selling that mess and I hate it.
Edit: No offense to people who do this, just not my thing...at all...
Edit: No offense to people who do this, just not my thing...at all...
wangus12 said:Let him go where he's never gone before. KnowwhatImsayingTxAggieGirl08 said:
Of course he says he doesn't want anything. I was just trying to get ideas for something to surprise him with since he definitely doesn't expect anything at all.
A hall pass is the only right answer.
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wangus12 said:Let him go where he's never gone before. KnowwhatImsayingTxAggieGirl08 said:
Of course he says he doesn't want anything. I was just trying to get ideas for something to surprise him with since he definitely doesn't expect anything at all.
Break out the kinky. Strip, tie up, blindfold, hot wax and Swift Duster.
I too tell my wife I don't want anything. What I mean by that is "I want sex at 9:00 after the kids go to bed. You can be there if you want. It will be less expensive of us if you are."
Whisky and cigar and a night of leave me alone.
Ginormus Ag said:
I too tell my wife I don't want anything. What I mean by that is "I want sex at 9:00 after the kids go to bed. You can be there if you want. It will be less expensive of us if you are."
This. I tell her "You can either participate or clean up."
whynotboth.gifup-n-aTm said:Ginormus Ag said:
I too tell my wife I don't want anything. What I mean by that is "I want sex at 9:00 after the kids go to bed. You can be there if you want. It will be less expensive of us if you are."
This. I tell her "You can either participate or clean up."
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