If you lived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

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Bayside Tiger Ag
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Would you be a company man for the Empire or would you be a peon for Rebellion?
Drawkcab
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Calling Broba Fett in 3...2...1...
aggiebird02
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If I could pick, I'd be some type of wanted StarWars criminal...
The Fife
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Definitely not some kind of dirt farmer on a desert world. That sort of thing never ends well.
Broba Fett
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I would work for the highest bidder, which is usually the Empire. The rebellion is full of broke asses. It's hard to find work now that the empire is gone, and first order isn't as big as they were. I don't even have enough money right now to post a picture correctly.

https://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/boba_fett_piggy_bank.jpg
Picard
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AG
I'd own a construction company that specializes in building Death Stars. However, I'd make sure I got paid along the way instead of at completion.

Esteban du Plantier
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Either way, I don't know why you'd look human.
Broba Fett
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Picard said:

I'd own a construction company that specializes in building Death Stars. However, I'd make sure I got paid along the way instead of at completion.




Just as long as you aren't on the weapons team. I hear those guys don't have workman's comp.
cisgenderedAggie
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Purveyor of twi'lek pleasure services
Joe Exotic
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I'd sell lightsabers on the internet to a planet that wanted military style assault energy swords.
riverrataggie
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I'd kill Jar Jar Binks.
Win At Life
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I would be an expert in the binary language of moisture evaporators. At least until my lucrative job was outsourced to those damn robots. Then I'd probably have a midlife crisis and wind up playing in a band at some seedy space port bar.
The Fife
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Picard said:

I'd own a construction company that specializes in building Death Stars. However, I'd make sure I got paid along the way instead of at completion.


What would suck is to be one of those innocent contractors hired to do the job that got killed. Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All of a sudden those left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
Cromagnum
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I don't think that I would be a negotiator in Bespin. The deals aren't very good to start with and they usually get worse over time.
aggie_fan13
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AG
For sure the empire, rebels are scum
Slicer97
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Speaking as a roofer, I can tell you that a roofer's politics comes into play heavily when choosing jobs.
tamuangry
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Put me down for the empire. I definitely work for the man. As an engineer, I would be designing one of their projects. Nothing as cool as the Death Star, maybe one of those research installations that those darn rebels like to obliterate.
swc93
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I don't like traveling too much; so I would rather work for the Empire in a galaxy on the way; not far far away.

Stormtrooper armor replacement is likely very lucrative; that would be a good gig.
Bruce Almighty
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Stormtrooper shooting instructor
Cromagnum
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Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.
Cromagnum
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AG
How does one go about herding nurfs?
UnderoosAg
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Cromagnum said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.


The training is all online.
80s Guy
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Cromagnum said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.


And extremely lucrative
80s Guy
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Cromagnum said:

How does one go about herding nurfs?


It's like herding cats, or toddlers....
swc93
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AG
80s Guy said:

Cromagnum said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.


And extremely lucrative
Lucrative? At some point they would expect some actual results.
quanah
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I'd be a junker/scrapper/demolition expert/adventurer/space lawyer/drunken hoarmonger with no allegiances to either side, so pretty much the same as now.
jokershady
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AG
Star fighter insurance provider....sell to both governments and make some killer republic credits
80s Guy
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swc93 said:

80s Guy said:

Cromagnum said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.


And extremely lucrative
Lucrative? At some point they would expect some actual results.


They haven't since they ran out of clones. If you have been smart with your money, simply slip away to some back water planet and retire to a life of running a bar or a landspeeder repair shop.
Flashdiaz
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i'd be an osha inspector and live off the Empire's bribes.
TX AG 88
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I'd live out a furry's fantasy life on the moon of Endor. Yub nub, baby!
MouthBQ98
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AT-AT driver, but not one for cold weather climates.
Scoopen Skwert
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I'd sell Chewlies gum.

Don't want to be a cancer merchant.
Bruce Almighty
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Cromagnum said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Stormtrooper shooting instructor


That would be a frustrating and potentially hazardous job.


More like low expectations. I could probably be drunk the entire time.

And whatever the **** I'm doing, make sure I'm not anywhere near anything with the capabilities of destroying planets.
coupland boy
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There seemed to be a dire need for performing arts or acting instructors back then. I would give that a try.
Mr Global Warming
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I dream about how hot and crappy I could make Tatooine. Two suns!
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