If you lived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

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I'd use my Jedi powers to get hot women off anonymously.
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

I'd use my Jedi powers to get hot women off anonymously.


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jokershady said:

Star fighter insurance provider....sell to both governments and make some killer republic credits
Are you kidding? You would go bankrupt paying off all those claims.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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Nerf Herder

toucan82
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I would become a Starfleet captain

those dudes get all the spacetail
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I would use the force to Kill George Lucas for making The Phantom Menace.
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I was trying to get a job on Scarif, which has some of the best beaches in the galaxy. That was until some group of no-talent assclown rebels blew up that plan. I'm now an assistant to the scanning crew in the Death Star ship bay. Things look promising for quick advancement in the ranks. Hang on what's that sound...
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There's aliens that look like sheep?
toucan82
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Yeah. On Uranus


Lolz
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malenurse said:

jokershady said:

Star fighter insurance provider....sell to both governments and make some killer republic credits
Are you kidding? You would go bankrupt paying off all those claims.
nah I'd be charging some star killer base premiums bro
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I'd probably be stuck in a cube on Corelia, cranking out ECNs for starship engine parts.
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I would make fur coats from tauntauns
coupland boy
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Burdizzo said:

I would make fur coats from tauntauns


Good luck with that. They stink!
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coupland boy said:

Burdizzo said:

I would make fur coats from tauntauns


Good luck with that. They stink!
Yeah! And if you think they stink on the outside just wait till you have to skin them.
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I'd have a blue milk dairy
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hurleyag said:

I'd have a blue milk dairy
WC87
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Probably fight the attempted ban on AR-674536987653420968736578763565869333456 semi auto blasters
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WC87 said:

Probably fight the attempted ban on AR-674536987653420968736578763565869333456 semi auto blasters
They can't even ban Death Stars; so don't sweat it because after all Death Stars don't destroy planets; people do.
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WC87 said:

Probably fight the attempted ban on AR-674536987653420968736578763565869333456 semi auto blasters


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cisgenderedAggie said:

User of twi'lek pleasure services


FIFM
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swc93 said:

WC87 said:

Probably fight the attempted ban on AR-674536987653420968736578763565869333456 semi auto blasters
They can't even ban Death Stars; so don't sweat it because after all Death Stars don't destroy planets; people do.
The Empire needs to figure out a way to make a Death Star without a fatal design flaw rendering it easily destroyed after a 5 minute review of it's construction plans. But your point is still valid - Death Stars don't kill planets, people kill planets.

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80s Guy said:

WC87 said:

Probably fight the attempted ban on AR-674536987653420968736578763565869333456 semi auto blasters





If only it was a blaster-free zone.

Greedo could have been Mon Mothma's son.
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I'd sell weapons to both groups
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HBCanine08 said:

I'd sell weapons to both groups
And then some second-rate Asian character would call you a "Rich *******". How would you ever live with yourself?
jokershady
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Do you even Rogue One bro?
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female slave outfit model inspector
cisgenderedAggie
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Well Howdy customer
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riverrataggie said:

I'd kill Jar Jar Binks.


I don't know how you think you're going to kill the Dark Lord of the Sith.
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Tomdoss92 said:

female slave outfit model inspector


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whoop91 said:

coupland boy said:

Burdizzo said:

I would make fur coats from tauntauns


Good luck with that. They stink!
Yeah! And if you think they stink on the outside just wait till you have to skin them.


On second thought I would make fur coats out of Ewoks.
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I would be an invester in your business. Those little *******s didn't stand the test of time and I don't like them either.
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