Yeah, the hot lesbians are getting crap, there's no way in hell I'd put this lugnut up for ridicule.

chiken said:

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Yeah, the hot lesbians are getting crap, there's no way in hell I'd put this lugnut up for ridicule.

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That ***** got banned. Freaking ******bag.

Should I recognize that poster? He made a snarky comment towards me recently too.

Just tell me if it actually works.

Hey bud, that's three "lightly" used spank mags. Don't sell me short.

And I can't but notice that that photo in the frame is blocked. Maybe show us what's there?

The ups store that was convenient to me had a My Cousin Vinnie - esque incident today. The whole store wasn't closed for the flu but the whole store was shut down for unfixable computer problems.

So my recipient will have their gift shipped tomorrow.

I need to protect the innocent

I got shipping info. Two separate shipments? Intrigued.

I've been checking my email for updates every hour for the past 3 days. I think ive been forgotten

I'm not your SS, but mine should not feel forgotten. I slipped into a coma a week ago.

Collard Greens said:

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I think ive been forgotten again.

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FIFM

I've sent a couple of reminders. If you haven't received anything, speak up and I'll prod people.

Mine went out this morning some time.

Mine will be here Thursday, as will my victim's.

NOt worried about it but haven't received. There's still over a week before the 20th

This is the first one where I've shipped before christmas, so if I don't get mine til Feb, I will chalk it up to karma.

Everytime someone mentions theirs shipping, I get super excited thhough

Alias...you didn't want me to feel left out last year.

Mine gift(s) are on the way to me!!

Just shipped mine, should deliver tomorrow!

Gift #1 has arrived!!! Bottle of red wine!!
The elves approve, and so do I!

Thank you SS, whoever you are! Looking forward to box # 2

Kee Kee said:

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Alias...you didn't want me to feel left out last year.

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Did you?

Nope.

Kee Kee said:

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Nope.

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I GOT A TRACKING NUMBER GUISE

Yay!

I got my notice with no tracking number so expect me to be checking my porch every day.

It must have just started, cause it's not actually working yet.UPS is like "what package?"

So! Soon!

I'm still making my person wait it out. I may mail it after Christmas.

oops

swimmerbabe11 said:

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I figured that but when is it used/what does it do?

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Yah IrishTXAggie covered it pretty well--it's a weird tool for layout/measurement. It does a bunch of basic dumb stuff--level, square, depth gauge, etc., but it does them all pretty well and as an added bonus is a huge hunk of beautifully-machined brass.

BLINDEY!!!!!!

My dog scared the ish out of the delivery guy, which was good fun.
Wrestling a dog and a box into the house was great fun!

I opened it up to see a letter, which I immediately opened to see a a card and a printout letter. BTW, your stationary is gorgeous. The letter attached was wonderful. I will share it if the masses want to see. I appreciate the sentiment

Blindey stocked my posts to see that I had asked my family for a turtle, so I GOT ONE!


AND A STAND MIXER! I SO XCITED! Christmas treats coming soon!!!



I do remember meeting at Porch Swing but I forgot your name too, no worries!
The joke gift thing would be hilarious. I will also totally drink out of the mixing bowl just for you!

Glad you got it. Fire away on the silly letter, just redact my personal info. Merry Christmas!

My Secret Santa is the shiznit!! Don't know who it is though!
Items:
Thug Kitchen Cookbook
Collectors Edition Astros World Series Magazine
Business Card Holder
M&Ms
Whataburger Gift Card
Confetti Popper
Some neon shoelaces for jogging at night I never do
And a nice card

If my person doesn't report soon, I'll just claim that I'm Colin's Secret Santa