Fake to make them look perkier...real for the feel

Rule #1 fail.

crowman2010 said:

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Fake to make them look perkier...real for the feel

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If they're not real... real big will do!

there is an absolute correct answer here.

Fake boobs are not nearly is as good as real boobs for performance. They are way better than no boobs though.

and they look really awesome most of the time.

a real B is 10x better than a fake B, or C, or D.

Anyone who says real or fake doesnt matter, has never actually hooked up with a chick with fake boobs. It is not even close to as enjoyable of an experience.

That said, fake boobs are great. And they should be used when a boob is sa g g y or nonexistent.

official list of things that are very good:

real ones that look like fake ones
fake ones that look like real ones

I opened this thread hoping for pictures.

I X'ed out of this thread feeling disappointed

Fun to look at, but prob rock hard

I have fakers and I like them exponentially more than what I had before. I paid for them myself. Obviously, they're harder feeling than reals, but I don't care. They look better in everything than my reals did.

only the worst type of guy would think this is a good look. If girls want them, cool. But that particular look is terrible. She would look so much better with about half that size.

AggieHaylea13 said:

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I have fakers and I like them exponentially more than what I had before. I paid for them myself. Obviously, they're harder feeling than reals, but I don't care. They look better in everything than my reals did.

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Rule 1

Good fake boobs = still feel real

gigemJTH12 said:

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only the worst type of guy would think this is a good look. If girls want them, cool. But that particular look is terrible. She would look so much better with about half that size.

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gigemJTH12 said:

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only the worst type of guy would think this is a good look. If girls want them, cool. But that particular look is terrible. She would look so much better with about half that size.

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Do you listen to Coldplay?

gigemJTH12 said:

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only the worst type of guy would think this is a good look. If girls want them, cool. But that particular look is terrible. She would look so much better with about half that size.

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Know how I know you're gay?

why in gods name would I turn off my Nickelback to listen to some crap like Coldplay?

AggieHaylea13 said:

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I have fakers and I like them exponentially more than what I had before. I paid for them myself. Obviously, they're harder feeling than reals, but I don't care. They look better in everything than my reals did.

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If I can touch them, they're real to me.

94DallasAG said:

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A guy I used to work with used his flexible spending account for just this purpose.

Tax incentivized boobs!!

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You worked with a guy that had breast implants?

tandy miller said:

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Fun to look at, but prob rock hard

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Real boobs prekids, fakes after kids

Buck O Five said:

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I've been with chicks with big real cans, saline under the muscle, silicone over the muscle, and silicone under the muscle. Saline felt much more rigid, but I enjoyed them all. There are just things you can't do with small cans.

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Damn...you love dating strippers, huh?

I like boobs, every single one of them...

If your wife wants fakers, and it will make her happy, you should buy them. If your girlfriend wants them, you should encourage her to buy them herself.

Human said:

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If I can touch them, they're real to me.

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I will say this while flinching, b/c I know a chastisement is coming...

If you're getting breast implants for any cosmetic reason beyond a surgery meant to repair something... you're spitting in the face of the poor.

Give that money to a charity.

signed:

An admitted hypocrite that could do more for the poor anyway.

I mean it though. This is one of many examples of consumerism and self-centeredness we need to fight hard against.