MooreTrucker said:

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Claude! said:

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Provided the howler monkeys don't cause issues, I should have everything in hand and ready to ship by early next week.

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PLEASE don't forget to poke holes in the boxes so they can breathe!!!

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Nah, no howler monkeys are involved in the gift I'm giving. It just pays to be cautious.

Claude! said:

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MooreTrucker said:

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Claude! said:

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Provided the howler monkeys don't cause issues, I should have everything in hand and ready to ship by early next week.

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PLEASE don't forget to poke holes in the boxes so they can breathe!!!

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Nah, no howler monkeys are involved in the gift I'm giving. It just pays to be cautious.

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Whew. Thought somebody stole my idea!

Oh yay! I might get howler monkeys after all!!

Remember to poke holes in their vaginas

EagleFordEarl said:

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Remember to poke holes in their vaginas

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Isn't that how AIDS came about?

No... That was the gays fault...

My box is ready to go! Now to take it to the post office!

Did you poke holes in it?

BackwardsInBoots said:

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My box is ready to go! Now to take it to the post office!

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Of course! One can never be too careful!

Will mail in the next couple days. Hope my giftee has a sense of humor!

Going to mail mine tomorrow. Ain't wrapping them though!

ColinAggie said:

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Going to mail mine tomorrow. Ain't wrapping them though!

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Me neither!

I wrapped mine. Because Christmas! Hopefully customs doesn't open them!

Not sure who got me, but if possible can you hint (anonymously on the elfster page) at which items I could take off my list, if any?

My family keeps asking for my Christmas list and I want to make sure y'all don't purchase the same gifts.

Should have thought about that before. I apologize.

Oh look at me I'm getting lots of presents

No. Chingate

I got you one of everything on your list

I will be mailing mine today.

COOL LASER FALCON said:

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I got you one of everything on your list

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<3

Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

Que pasa sus tetas?

HBCanine08 said:

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Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

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You really can't give your family other examples of things you want?

A CD? A movie? A book? gift card to Starbucks - workout gear? Come ON! Stop being a weenie and think of some little affordable things you'd like and could probably get on your own, but haven't, and they can do it for you.

what a dummy.

chiken said:

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HBCanine08 said:

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Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

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You really can't give your family other examples of things you want?

A CD? A movie? A book? gift card to Starbucks - workout gear? Come ON! Stop being a weenie and think of some little affordable things you'd like and could probably get on your own, but haven't, and they can do it for you.

what a dummy.

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How about a nice warm cup of..














Shut the hell up!!!

BROWN ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Human said:

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chiken said:

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HBCanine08 said:

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Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

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You really can't give your family other examples of things you want?

A CD? A movie? A book? gift card to Starbucks - workout gear? Come ON! Stop being a weenie and think of some little affordable things you'd like and could probably get on your own, but haven't, and they can do it for you.

what a dummy.

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How about a nice warm cup of..














Shut the hell up!!!

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Or a big dose of QBLB.

Mailed!

chiken said:

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HBCanine08 said:

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Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

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You really can't give your family other examples of things you want?

A CD? A movie? A book? gift card to Starbucks - workout gear? Come ON! Stop being a weenie and think of some little affordable things you'd like and could probably get on your own, but haven't, and they can do it for you.

what a dummy.

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Chiken, not being a "weenie" or a dummy. There isn't much besides what is on that list that I want/need for Christmas. Just not in the Christmas spirit this year I guess.

I already have things under $60 on the family list: a pair of new casual sneakers, khaki pants or jeans, and the NES classic console (if they can find it), but they've asked "what else?" even after I told them not to spend more money. Which is why I want to pull some things from the elfster list.

I welcome any suggestions you or anyone else may have.

I'm sure there's a CD or movie you'd like. Socks? Trouser socks? Wireless headphones? iTunes go??

Kohl's sale with some discounts ending today and tomorrow.

I just got a nice pair of blue Converse for $16.

Walgreen's is carrying the Atari and Sega Genesis consoles.
An Amazon gift card
Personalized business card holder
A new wallet
Cologne
A Pea Coat
Ties, polo shirt, cuff links
Grocery store gift card
Your favorite foods cooked by your family that can be frozen; you can have comfort food when you want
Drone
Camcorder or a camera
Daytimer planner
briefcase

Car detailing
House cleaning
Massage
Good pillows

HBCanine08 said:

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chiken said:

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HBCanine08 said:

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Charpie said:

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No. Chingate

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Que se chingue mi tia because she keeps asking

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You really can't give your family other examples of things you want?

A CD? A movie? A book? gift card to Starbucks - workout gear? Come ON! Stop being a weenie and think of some little affordable things you'd like and could probably get on your own, but haven't, and they can do it for you.

what a dummy.

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Chiken, not being a "weenie" or a dummy. There isn't much besides what is on that list that I want/need for Christmas. Just not in the Christmas spirit this year I guess.

I already have things under $60 on the family list: a pair of new casual sneakers, khaki pants or jeans, and the NES classic console (if they can find it), but they've asked "what else?" even after I told them not to spend more money. Which is why I want to pull some things from the elfster list.

I welcome any suggestions you or anyone else may have.

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After spending 3 years off and on sorting and processing all of my hoarding grandmother's stuff I lean hard towards minimalism too. You can't go wrong with edibles - it'll probably get eaten instead of being discovered in the back of a closet some years later.

Emails are starting to come in. Is the person who drew my name a BMA and noticed the car on the list...?

On my end they haven't answered any questions or made a list so I'm going to try and find something unique and local for part 1, then something useful for part 2.

Stuff ordered. Should be here next week, then shipped out soon after.