************Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2015************

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In reply to TexasRebel • 2:47p, 12/12/15
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There are toy guns, a puzzle, board games (Go! and Sho-Gi), a drinking game, a ball stabbing game, a loin cloth, instant boobs, a pelvic chicken head, a green jar with markings I don't understand (I'm thinking I might turn into a Ninga Turtle...), Single Malt, something in a honey colored box, a blue egg with no english on it, and lotion for the working girl!


No thank you
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713nervy
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3:18p, 12/12/15
AG
Nobody tell rho.
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In reply to 713nervy • 3:21p, 12/12/15
AG
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Nobody tell rho.
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TexasRebel
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2:27p, 12/13/15
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As Promised! Details on these great gifts!


COLLECT ALL 6! PLUS A MYSTERY PATTERN...


Is that a duck in your pants?

I'm sure the instructions might clear this up... ? ...nope.


They do get bigger if you play with them!



For the working girl!
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In reply to TexasRebel • 2:59p, 12/13/15
AG
Those are amazing. Boots, you need to explain it all to us.
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4:04p, 12/13/15
AG
He hasn't even posted pics of it all.
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In reply to AliasMan02 • 5:32p, 12/13/15
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Those are amazing. Boots, you need to explain it all to us.
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In reply to AliasMan02 • 9:55p, 12/13/15
AG
Here's what he has posted close-up pics of so far:

A tiny pair of underwear for your plastic bottles so that when they sweat it doesn't drip everywhere.

A pop-up swan head that somehow attaches to your crotch. Why? I have no idea.

Boobs! Stick them on, squeeze, and they apparently grow somehow.

Finally, hilariously labeled lotion that sounds like it is for ladies of the night. Perfect for a variety of uses.

Just wait till y'all see the rest of it!
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6:40a, 12/14/15
AG
I miss Japan
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1:19p, 12/14/15
Haircut!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks buddy, gifts just arrived. Will post pics later when I got some time.
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In reply to Chickenhawk • 1:25p, 12/14/15
AG
You're welcome. FYI, the only thing I bought used was the book. I needed the extra cash so I could buy your, uh... tool
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In reply to haircut • 1:26p, 12/14/15
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You're welcome. FYI, the only thing I bought used was the book. I needed the extra cash so I could buy your, uh... tool


Now I'm scared. I haven't opened anything other than the box to see who it was from.
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In reply to Chickenhawk • 1:27p, 12/14/15
AG
Sorry! Hope you like everything.
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1:33p, 12/14/15
AG
Angry face for both my Santa and my recipient
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1:34p, 12/14/15
Mine was delivered to the front desk at their apartment complex but judging by the post my giftee has made today, they are not home to get it....
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1:50p, 12/14/15
AG
My gift says it was delivered, but I've not seen my recipient's name on any posts lately.
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1:52p, 12/14/15
AG
if you were my secret Santa there's every chance in the world I did not get your gift. I've been out of town a lot lately so if there was something left on the door step, it's long gone.
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80s Guy
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1:52p, 12/14/15
To whomever drew my name and sent the gift, I have not been by the PO Box since early last week. Probably won't get there until Wednesday. Stoopid small town postmaster only having open window hours til 11am.
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OregonAggie
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4:53p, 12/14/15
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Gifts arrived today and there was a special one that I wasn't thinking of. Probably the best of the bunch!

Play by play:

Anticipation is building...


First gift:


Thanks for the knife! I'll test her out on my hunt this weekend for sure.

2nd gift:


Some strawberry moonshine that's apparently going to knock me on my ass! I'll put it to the test Friday!

3rd gift:


A much needed A&M flag!


Thanks 80's guy! You definitely knocked it out of the park. I'll report back Friday regarding the moonshine and if I don't post anything, yall just know that 80's guy killed me.
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4:55p, 12/14/15
Got the last of it today. Thanks again, Spicy!! I love my gifts!

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4:56p, 12/14/15
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I finally shipped mine today. Hopefully my chicken scratch writing is legible enough for them
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In reply to OregonAggie • 4:59p, 12/14/15
You are welcome. Don't cut off anything important when you are sloshy on the shine!
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4:59p, 12/14/15
AG
Thanks Wade

Took it down as not to embarrass you :/
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In reply to Human • 5:01p, 12/14/15
S
Glad you like them. I had to guess your address since you're not apart of the Secret Santa
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5:03p, 12/14/15
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 5:07p, 12/14/15
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Glad you like them. I had to guess your address since you're not apart of the Secret Santa


Not not in the cool group.

Thanks for being my only friend.
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In reply to Human • 5:19p, 12/14/15
AG
I brought you a regift from New York and you acted all uppity and ish.
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In reply to EFE • 5:31p, 12/14/15
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Homeless man's cardboard box was very thoughtful but it was not quite up to standard
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5:32p, 12/14/15
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I still haven't been notified of anything being shipped.
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5:33p, 12/14/15
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Mailing the last of mine tomorrow. One part should have shipped today.
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In reply to Human • 5:34p, 12/14/15
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In reply to BackwardsInBoots • 5:49p, 12/14/15
Same, but it's all good. Just heightens the anticipation.
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6:10p, 12/14/15
AG
Finally checked my mail and got mine and it's totally awesome!

What have we here?


Reminds me of baseball season...hmmm


Sweet, a thumbdrive! Thanks AliasMan02!


But wait, when I go to plug it in, a sound clip is saved to it:

https://soundcloud.com/dinosaurjuice/garlandag2012s-new-voicemail

How awesome is that??
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In reply to GarlandAg2012 • 6:17p, 12/14/15
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Nice
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In reply to GarlandAg2012 • 6:17p, 12/14/15
AG
I hope you were thoroughly confused for at least a moment.
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