************Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2015************

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Swarely
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There are toy guns, a puzzle, board games (Go! and Sho-Gi), a drinking game, a ball stabbing game, a loin cloth, instant boobs, a pelvic chicken head, a green jar with markings I don't understand (I'm thinking I might turn into a Ninga Turtle...), Single Malt, something in a honey colored box, a blue egg with no english on it, and lotion for the working girl!


No thank you
713nervy
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Nobody tell rho.
HBCanine08
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Nobody tell rho.
TexasRebel
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As Promised! Details on these great gifts!


COLLECT ALL 6! PLUS A MYSTERY PATTERN...


Is that a duck in your pants?

I'm sure the instructions might clear this up... ? ...nope.


They do get bigger if you play with them!



For the working girl!
AliasMan02
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Those are amazing. Boots, you need to explain it all to us.
BackwardsInBoots
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He hasn't even posted pics of it all.
GigEmBevo
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Those are amazing. Boots, you need to explain it all to us.
BackwardsInBoots
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Here's what he has posted close-up pics of so far:

A tiny pair of underwear for your plastic bottles so that when they sweat it doesn't drip everywhere.

A pop-up swan head that somehow attaches to your crotch. Why? I have no idea.

Boobs! Stick them on, squeeze, and they apparently grow somehow.

Finally, hilariously labeled lotion that sounds like it is for ladies of the night. Perfect for a variety of uses.

Just wait till y'all see the rest of it!
Talon2DSO
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I miss Japan
Chickenhawk
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Haircut!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks buddy, gifts just arrived. Will post pics later when I got some time.
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You're welcome. FYI, the only thing I bought used was the book. I needed the extra cash so I could buy your, uh... tool
Chickenhawk
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You're welcome. FYI, the only thing I bought used was the book. I needed the extra cash so I could buy your, uh... tool


Now I'm scared. I haven't opened anything other than the box to see who it was from.
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Sorry! Hope you like everything.
AliasMan02
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Angry face for both my Santa and my recipient
80s Guy
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Mine was delivered to the front desk at their apartment complex but judging by the post my giftee has made today, they are not home to get it....
TexasRebel
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My gift says it was delivered, but I've not seen my recipient's name on any posts lately.
superunknown
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if you were my secret Santa there's every chance in the world I did not get your gift. I've been out of town a lot lately so if there was something left on the door step, it's long gone.
80s Guy
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To whomever drew my name and sent the gift, I have not been by the PO Box since early last week. Probably won't get there until Wednesday. Stoopid small town postmaster only having open window hours til 11am.
OregonAggie
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Gifts arrived today and there was a special one that I wasn't thinking of. Probably the best of the bunch!

Play by play:

Anticipation is building...


First gift:


Thanks for the knife! I'll test her out on my hunt this weekend for sure.

2nd gift:


Some strawberry moonshine that's apparently going to knock me on my ass! I'll put it to the test Friday!

3rd gift:


A much needed A&M flag!


Thanks 80's guy! You definitely knocked it out of the park. I'll report back Friday regarding the moonshine and if I don't post anything, yall just know that 80's guy killed me.
ellebee
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Got the last of it today. Thanks again, Spicy!! I love my gifts!

Geralt of Rivia
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I finally shipped mine today. Hopefully my chicken scratch writing is legible enough for them
80s Guy
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You are welcome. Don't cut off anything important when you are sloshy on the shine!
Human
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Thanks Wade

Took it down as not to embarrass you :/
Geralt of Rivia
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Glad you like them. I had to guess your address since you're not apart of the Secret Santa
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Human
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Glad you like them. I had to guess your address since you're not apart of the Secret Santa


Not not in the cool group.

Thanks for being my only friend.
EFE
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I brought you a regift from New York and you acted all uppity and ish.
Human
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Homeless man's cardboard box was very thoughtful but it was not quite up to standard
BackwardsInBoots
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I still haven't been notified of anything being shipped.
GinaLinetti
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Mailing the last of mine tomorrow. One part should have shipped today.
Geralt of Rivia
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Claude!
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Same, but it's all good. Just heightens the anticipation.
GarlandAg2012
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Finally checked my mail and got mine and it's totally awesome!

What have we here?


Reminds me of baseball season...hmmm


Sweet, a thumbdrive! Thanks AliasMan02!


But wait, when I go to plug it in, a sound clip is saved to it:

https://soundcloud.com/dinosaurjuice/garlandag2012s-new-voicemail

How awesome is that??
Geralt of Rivia
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Nice
AliasMan02
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I hope you were thoroughly confused for at least a moment.
 
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