Underage girl at Chilifest gets out of a ticket with rock-paper-scissors

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I know that girl


I feel like we all do now.
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I know that girl


I feel like we all do now.
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Oh, and wood.


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Pretty damn funny. Why in the hell do all those people post on reddit?
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Dirty girl




My dad would care more about the nose ring than almost getting an MIP.
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That ****ing bear gif!


The entire video is actually pretty neat

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vine now down
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No its not you just suck at interneting
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Pretty damn funny. Why in the hell do all those people post on reddit?


So when they post something that says, "I have a Master's degree in English Lit and I can't even get a job. The minimum wage should be $20/hour and all health care should be free if you're an atheist!" they have a bunch of other people to say, "Yeah! I agree completely!" all while living of their parents.
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Can someone explain what's going on here?
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Can someone explain what's going on here?
It's a Vine on her account. There is the clip from Pocahontas explaining how her people say hello or whatever. Then it cuts to her friend doing the same thing and it catches our favorite Chilifest-er off guard.
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Ah!
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She's a star, a beautiful shining star.
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Can someone explain what's going on here?
June was rough on the Beaver last night
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Glad I saw this.
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I'd be pretty damn proud of myself if I managed to convince a cop to play paper scissor rock to determine if I got a ticket.



It's ROCK PAPER SCISSORS....

Or other acceptable names are ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK
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Well well, lookie who's on Buzzfeed:

Good ol' Rock
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And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them, Ags!!!
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This is GOLD
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She is now a worldwide celebrity. An Aussie news outlet picked up the story.
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Before long, she may not need daddy's money to pay for school.
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She is now a worldwide celebrity. An Aussie news outlet picked up the story.
I love how the caption to her picture is "Fighting for her Freedom."
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I know that girl


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There's a little Uter in all of us.
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Pretty sure that's an ASC shirt (Aggie Sisters for Christ). Yep she's freaking out right about now, not that she should.
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I'd be pretty damn proud of myself if I managed to convince a cop to play paper scissor rock to determine if I got a ticket.



It's ROCK PAPER SCISSORS....

Or other acceptable names are ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK
Tried that earlier.....swept over most people's heads....
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If I were her I'd try to get ahead of this by telling her father that chilifest has a big RPS contest every year. She emerged as the champion from the civilian side of the bracket and faced off against the champion from the law enforcement side of the bracket. Great fun was had by all, followed by a celebratory prayer circle.
you, sir, win the internet today. well, you tie with underaged-preacher daughter-rock paper scissoring-drunk girl.
Is there a gif of this, too?
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This isn't exactly something to be ashamed of. Just laugh about it and move on.
This. People always complain about how bad the police are, especially in College Station. The cop used some discretion and had a little fun with it and bought some much needed positive light to the police. I really hope nothing negative happens to him because of it. As far as the girl her dad being a preacher...who cares? He may get mad, but I'm sure he'll forgive her and understand that she's young and away at college. I highly doubt he's expecting her to go away to one of the best and biggest universities in the country and remain a perfect angel. The fact that she did this and beat the cop should make him get a good laugh. If he gets upset, she should tell him to go **** himself and then go fall on as many dicks on NG as she can find, Brooke Ballentyne style.
Hahaha i just died. But on the real, my dick is willing to break her fall
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She is now a worldwide celebrity. An Aussie news outlet picked up the story.

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rock, scissors, paper

F*ckin Aussies...
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She is now a worldwide celebrity. An Aussie news outlet picked up the story.

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rock, scissors, paper

F*ckin Aussies...
in the southern hemisphere, paper wraps scissors, scissors cut rock, and rock smashes through paper.
 
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