Underage girl at Chilifest gets out of a ticket with rock-paper-scissors

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80s Guy
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vine with audio
100k loops and counting
Dr. Faustus
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Watchlisted. I imagine we will see her mugshot from some other poor life choice making the rounds within a year or two.


Yeah because getting caught drinking at 18 is soooooo bad
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I expect this to be on Tosh.O soon


Her friends should probably tweet at Tosh and ask him not to show the clip.
Know Your Enemy
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This thread is why Al Gore invented the interwebs.
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Watchlisted. I imagine we will see her mugshot from some other poor life choice making the rounds within a year or two.


Yeah because getting caught drinking at 18 is soooooo bad

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Dirty girl

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Greatest

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Good ol' Rock, nothin beats that!
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It doesn't matter if it's a video and a gif, but the more it's posted everywhere, the more people see it. I know if it was you, you'd wanna do the same.


In an effort to divert attention from your friend, let's talk about you. How is your online dating going? Why a hookup page instead of just match or whatever?
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Gotta watch list this.
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Hey, this is one of my good friends and she doesn't want gifs and posts of this going up all over the internet and would really appreciate it if this post was removed.

In a little twist of irony, I think she is going to end up wishing they would have just given her the MiP in the first place. The internet is about to find out everything there is to know about your friend. Bless her heart.
Apparently her father is a pastor and she's really worried about him finding out.


That gif!
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the close up action.
CDub06
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Clay Travis has tweeted the gif now. Not sure his target audience is preachers though...
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if I was her father, I would be more worried about the darn nose ring, than playing paper, rock, scissors to get out of a ticket
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Why is this any kind of big deal at all? If anything it's the cop who should be worried about it going viral.
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Oh, and wood.
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If I were her I'd try to get ahead of this by telling her father that chilifest has a big RPS contest every year. She emerged as the champion from the civilian side of the bracket and faced off against the champion from the law enforcement side of the bracket. Great fun was had by all, followed by a celebratory prayer circle.
you, sir, win the internet today. well, you tie with underaged-preacher daughter-rock paper scissoring-drunk girl.
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Amazing Moves
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Why is she so worried? It's an MIP. It's not like she made a sex tape... Right? Right?

I'm on it. To the redtube mobile!
Any luck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!???

Asking for me..
Amazing Moves
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This happened at Chilifest, not the Kappa Beach Party.
Underrated gold.
Amazing Moves
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#1 on Christian Mingle
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Why is she so worried? It's an MIP. It's not like she made a sex tape... Right? Right?

I'm on it. To the redtube mobile!
Any luck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!???

Asking for me..
Let me rehydrate then I'll keep looking.
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Amazing Moves
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Why is she so worried? It's an MIP. It's not like she made a sex tape... Right? Right?

I'm on it. To the redtube mobile!
Any luck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!???

Asking for me..
Let me rehydrate then I'll keep looking.
MONICA!!
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I feel pretty sure the cop won't be in trouble. He probably wrote more citations that day than he does all year, so what's the harm in using some discretion and having some fun.

One of my husband's friends used to carry a Magic 8 Ball in his patrol car. If he came across a really minor violation, he'd give the subject the option to ask the ball if they should get a ticket or not and just go with what the ball said. It was always a big hit, even with people who ended up getting tickets out of the deal.
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Now imagine she was black

Lungblood
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Hell yeeeeeessssss!
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That ****ing bear gif!
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That ****ing bear gif!


It's my favorite of the "This gon' be gud" gifs.
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ol' Rock!
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Internet wins today
Baby Billy
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I know that girl
 
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