Underage girl at Chilifest gets out of a ticket with rock-paper-scissors

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3:01p, 4/13/15
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Number 1 story on reddit
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In reply to chipotle • 3:01p, 4/13/15
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I know, right?
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In reply to 80s Guy • 3:01p, 4/13/15
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F'n a, dude. F'n a.
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In reply to G. hirsutum Ag • 3:02p, 4/13/15
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Number 1 story on reddit
Number 1 on TFM too
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3:02p, 4/13/15
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White privilege.
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In reply to AggieDarlin • 3:03p, 4/13/15
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White privilege.


I didn't think about that. The Community is gonna hate this.
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In reply to G. hirsutum Ag • 3:04p, 4/13/15
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Number 1 story on reddit
Oh, internet...
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3:05p, 4/13/15
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How did you guys find out her name so fast?
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In reply to bigfoot10s • 3:06p, 4/13/15
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How did you guys find out her name so fast?

never underestimate the power of TexAgs
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In reply to bigfoot10s • 3:07p, 4/13/15
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Do you even texags bro?
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In reply to histag10 • 3:08p, 4/13/15
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How did you guys find out her name so fast?

never underestimate the power of TexAgs/histag
FIFY
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3:09p, 4/13/15
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Well why isn't it posted for the rest of us?
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3:09p, 4/13/15
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Is that a goal post they are carrying in the back ground? Are we sure this didn't happen at a tceh function?
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In reply to bigfoot10s • 3:10p, 4/13/15
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Well why isn't it posted for the rest of us?

Because people on here arent idiots, and know that is a bannable offense.
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3:10p, 4/13/15
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Huggy friend's shirt clearly says "Chilifest".
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3:10p, 4/13/15
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If I were her I'd try to get ahead of this by telling her father that chilifest has a big RPS contest every year. She emerged as the champion from the civilian side of the bracket and faced off against the champion from the law enforcement side of the bracket. Great fun was had by all, followed by a celebratory prayer circle.
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In reply to bigfoot10s • 3:10p, 4/13/15
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Well why isn't it posted for the rest of us?

That's the quickest way to get this thread deleted. Seriously. DO you even texags?
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In reply to redd38 • 3:11p, 4/13/15
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If I were her I'd try to get ahead of this by telling her father that chilifest has a big RPS contest every year. She emerged as the champion from the civilian side of the bracket and faced off against the champion from the law enforcement side of the bracket. Great fun was had by all, followed by a celebratory prayer circle.
Oh there was a circle....
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In reply to histag10 • 3:12p, 4/13/15
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Well why isn't it posted for the rest of us?

Because people on here arent idiots, and know that is a bannable offense.

Posting personal info is against the rules. [/histag]
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In reply to redd38 • 3:12p, 4/13/15
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If I were her I'd try to get ahead of this by telling her father that chilifest has a big RPS contest every year. She emerged as the champion from the civilian side of the bracket and faced off against the champion from the law enforcement side of the bracket. Great fun was had by all, followed by a celebratory prayer circle.

This made me laugh WAY more than it probably should have. Thank you!
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3:16p, 4/13/15
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So have y'all found her /r/gonewild username yet?
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In reply to bigfoot10s • 3:17p, 4/13/15
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How did you guys find out her name so fast?

Do you know where the **** you are?!?!?! [/Axl Rose]
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So have y'all found her /r/gonewild username yet?

potaylor
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3:27p, 4/13/15
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Pastor's kids are always the wildest ones.
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3:27p, 4/13/15
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Looks like the Twitter was the first thing to go.
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3:30p, 4/13/15
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This isn't exactly something to be ashamed of. Just laugh about it and move on.
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In reply to P.C. Principal • 3:34p, 4/13/15
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So, how long after the celebration hug did it take for the preachers daughter to yak up the 5 chuggers of Nattie Light down the tank top of her huggy friend?
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3:35p, 4/13/15
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My guess is Daddy pays for school and her biggest fear was getting the ticket because then she has to explain the ticket to Daddy.

Her obvious relief in the video is now Daddy never has to find out. Oops!!!
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3:37p, 4/13/15
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Must be nice to be a young, attractive girl.

Biker cop certainly didn't give me a change to play rock/paper/scissors to get out of my MIP.
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In reply to FOUR THIN INCHES • 3:38p, 4/13/15
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This isn't exactly something to be ashamed of. Just laugh about it and move on.
This. People always complain about how bad the police are, especially in College Station. The cop used some discretion and had a little fun with it and bought some much needed positive light to the police. I really hope nothing negative happens to him because of it. As far as the girl her dad being a preacher...who cares? He may get mad, but I'm sure he'll forgive her and understand that she's young and away at college. I highly doubt he's expecting her to go away to one of the best and biggest universities in the country and remain a perfect angel. The fact that she did this and beat the cop should make him get a good laugh. If he gets upset, she should tell him to go **** himself and then go fall on as many dicks on NG as she can find, Brooke Ballentyne style.
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In reply to FOUR THIN INCHES • 3:56p, 4/13/15
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This isn't exactly something to be ashamed of. Just laugh about it and move on.
Absolutely. If there are people who are seriously making a big deal about this, then f*** them. Oh lawds a girl is having fun at college and drinking at Chilifest. Color me shocked. And if people are going to be all holier-than-thou about underage drinking, they can go kick rocks too.
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3:59p, 4/13/15
vine with audio
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4:00p, 4/13/15
I expect this to be on Tosh.O soon
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