Astroworld?

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Did you know that Astroworld is gone? I drove by the other day and saw from the freeway it had been closed. Are they opening up another park in Houston?

This is a real black eye for our city if true.
Gnome Sockinabout
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WAT!!!!
HossAg
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Bad troll
wellboriginal
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No WAY!!!
713nervy
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Michael Jackson dead at 50.
Gnome Sockinabout
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I read on Drudge that the Library of Alexandria was burned down. Can anyone confirm with a reliable source?
Amazing Moves
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The Germans invaded Poland, France and Brazil.

[This message has been edited by Amazing Moves (edited 7/8/2014 10:57p).]
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Scott Norwood wide right!!!!
Amazing Moves
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I read on Drudge that the Library of Alexandria was burned down. Can anyone confirm with a reliable source?


That only set us back a 1000 years.
TexasRebel
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Eve ate the fruit.
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Amazing Moves
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That guy looks kinda ped rapey.
Lunar Blitzkrieg
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This just ruined my summer
CharlieBrown17
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Does anyone know if they will refund my season pass??
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Fright Fest is even scarier now that it is a deserted parking lot in Houston.
Ronnie Gardocki
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Ronnie Gardocki
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Thanks for the memories that you gave to me, I was so blind, now I can truly see.

MGS
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Well, I guess there's now more parking for the Oilers games.
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OMG yall did you know that the Astros no longer play in the Astrodome?
BarryProfit
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I miss waterworld more!
Elliot P. Campbell
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One of the best ad campaigns in my lifetime. I miss that old guy.
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That astroworld picture is ANCIENT. I don't even see the Cyclone in it...
Ronnie Gardocki
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One of the best ad campaigns in my lifetime. I miss that old guy.


You kids do realize this commercial had absolutely nothing to do with Astroworld?
Elliot P. Campbell
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I don't even know what astroworld is, I didn't grow up around there. I was commenting on the gif
jetch17
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Talmbout
MasterAggie
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Not Scorewood wide right!!!!


FIFY
Diamond Geezer
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Alpine Valley fo life yo

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Rubicante
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Speaking as a former Six Flags employee, the old guy appeared in commercials for all the parks, not just Astroworld. We would also have to attend a large gathering in an auditorium towards the beginning of the Summer to get everyone "pumped", in which he would make an appearance.

Fun fact, it was actually a woman.
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How does the 4th largest city in America not economically support a theme park? I heard the shut down was gang related and daycare related but I can't confirm. All I remember are funnel cakes and thinking I was a Badass 14 Year old.
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Rubicante
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How does the 4th largest city in America not economically support a theme park? I heard the shut down was gang related and daycare related but I can't confirm. All I remember are funnel cakes and thinking I was a Badass 14 Year old.


You're on the right track. All Six Flags have a "problem" with parents essentially using it as a super-cheap daycare/summer activity, as a Season Pass is extremely cheap compared to the cost of daycare or otherwise entertaining them for the summer.

The problem with Astroworld is it was located right in the middle of the hood, so you had a greater percentage of this than other parks. Six Flags doesn't make money off of Season Pass holders, it makes it off of people purchasing food/merchandise/etc, and these kids would arrive at the park for no money, with some actually begging other patrons for money for food. Couple that with the older hood kids coming to the park in groups behaving in such a manner that intimidated/scared the people that Six Flags actually wanted to attract (families), and you have a recipe for disaster.

And that isn't even going into the nightmare that was the parking wars with Reliant Stadium/The Rodeo.

At the end of the day, they were making less money than the land the park was sitting on was worth, so they sold the park expecting to get a payday, but ended up getting less than half of what they expected. Disappointing to the very end.
Rubicante
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Worry not, because Astroworld's rides live on in several other Six Flags properties they were moved to, as well as a few independent parks.

Worry some, because the director of the new amusement park they are building in Houston is Astroworld's former GM.
Mom Class of '03,'05 and '09
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I took my kids and niece/nephew to AstroWorld ONCE and never saw so much trashy humanity in all my life...kids having sex all over the place! Kids buying one soft drink and adding bootlegged booze then later in the day watching them stagger and vomit in the landscaping. Bad trashy language, basically undressed, unchaperoned teens and the urchins they were "supposed" to be watching.....it was painful.
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Worry not, because Astroworld's rides live on in several other Six Flags properties they were moved to, as well as a few independent parks.



Six flags stiffed the crews disassembling the rides and as a result, most of the parts weren't labeled in how they were removed. Let's just say that I had to travel up to Six flags New England to tell them how to put my ride conveyor back together.
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