Got friendzoned by a woman I had a crush on about five years ago. Immediately she started dating ******s and I became the shoulder to cry on and person to vent to. I stopped doing that crap and rarely talked to her for awhile. Hadn't seen her in about 2 1/2 years back when I was a lolfat. Well, ran into her last night and we chatted and gave me the whole, "I've missed you, you look great, wow, you're doing great" line of crap. She gave all the signs she was interested in me now. The chuckles, the touching my arm and leg for really no apparent reason, and a few other cues that she had never shown before. Well, she text me shortly after saying we should hang out again. Here's my dilemma... Do I bang and put her in the friendzone out of spite, just ignore her and go on about life as usual, or see if there is potential in the long run?

Help me Obi Wan TexAgs... You're my only hope.

Doesn't matter, have sex

Who gives a ****?

You still don't have a chance, but still rule 1.

Try to bang her. Set a timetable such as 3 days and if you haven't banged her by then block her number and move on. Worry about the future after you've had sex with her.

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You may have a bigger problem if this is the case.

P to the V and then let her call you the next time she wants more. Not your problem to chase.

Strippers as friends

I think I have a chance. Hell, she text me right after she left. Maybe she's desperate for the D?

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Worry about the future after you've had sex with her.

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Probably the best advice in the history of texags.

Friend-zoned. Shoulder to cry on. Such a beta. At least you were man enough to cut off contact after a while.

Most broads aren't worth losing any sleep over.

Hit it, quit it, grab a milkshake from Whataburger on your way home.

[This message has been edited by The Wonderer (edited 6/24/2014 1:10p).]

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Friend-zoned. Shoulder to cry on. Such a beta. At least you were man enough to cut off contact after a while.

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Oh, I freely admit that I was a little beetch when it came to that crap for a long time. Now I've developed much more of a "don't give a sheet" type of attitude and now people know better than to try that crap with me because I'm much more calloused regarding my opinion in those circumstances now.

Guys who whine about being friendzoned.

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Oh, I freely admit that I was a little beetch when it came to that crap for a long time. Now I've developed much more of a "don't give a sheet" type of attitude and now people know better than to try that crap with me because I'm much more calloused regarding my opinion in those circumstances now.

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Guys who whine about being friendzoned.

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Not whining. It was my own fault back then. I put myself in the situation. Now, I just avoid the situations.

Situation hasn't changed. Just recurring.

You are over thinking it. Are you still fat? If so... She just wants to be a friend. If you have improved your looks and she is still hot.. You have a chance... but you have to answer her texts like you're being short with her. If you have improved and she has let herself go a bit then it's on.

It's that simple. Be honest with yourself. The info is sound.


Lose the Star Wars reference, Dork!! It's displays weakness.

Also, make sure the deed is done at her place. Nothing worse than having to deal with her *****ing when she realizes that you're willing to call her a cab but not pay for it.

Excellent advice AM... No, not fat anymore. Lost 55lbs over the past few years. She still looks pretty good. I just told her, "Sure. Let me know when you're in Houston."

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Also, make sure the deed is done at her place. Nothing worse than having to deal with her *****ing when she realizes that you're willing to call her a cab but not pay for it.

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This. Don't ever stick your dick in crazy. If you're going to, don't ever stick your dick in crazy at you own place. It's best to not let crazy know where you sleep.

Rule 1.. and then we can give you some accurate advice.

Grow up. HTH

Can't rule 1... She knows people on TexAgs.

Don't put them on a pedestal, you'll be friendzoned before you know it.

I have stars for a reason

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Still one more than you

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I've got more than you...

Since she opened the door to written communication, you can reply to her in the same medium, especially so you can get your exact thoughts across. I would recommend this exact response.

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Hey XXXXXX,

It was good to see you and catch up. I would like to hang out with you again, but I feel I need to tell you a few things first, so you can understand where my head is at.

I had hoped that there was the potential for a relationship when we were friends before. That hope was not reciprocated by you. Since that time, I definitively moved on, and am content to stay moved on. As you can tell by my demeanor and appearance, I am perfectly content to stay moved on. Just know that I had feelings before, and those feelings went unfulfilled. If your intent is to pick back up where we left off, in a platonic friendship, I appreciate the sentiment, but I politely decline. I'm over it and I do not want to return to that place in my life. I am better than that.

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Nice, to the point, and just enough of an ass hole tone to it to dig the hook firmly into her cheek. You are telling her how you feel, not mincing words, and most importantly, telling her that you are better than her. That will piss her off and make you more attractive because she can't have you unless she submits to your will. She may lay you just so she can take back the power. Which you are fine with.

If you send her that exact response I can promise you the outcome will be one of the following:

1. You never hear from her again, which is fine. She may whine to her friends which may benefit you a little.
2. She shows up on your doorstep and you are playing fun naked games in less than 15 minutes. Well, you may have to buy her a drink or three, but nonetheless, if she comes to you after that, you are naked with her that same day, period.