Damnit! Liquor bottle seal was broken

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idAg09
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9:47p, 2/22/14
Would you still drink it? It's Saturday, past 9 pm, and no other whiskey.
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Gone
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9:48p, 2/22/14
Sure why not
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GinaLinetti
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9:48p, 2/22/14
Fonzie Scheme
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9:49p, 2/22/14
Look: if it's liquor, the alcohol will kill whatever you're afraid of. Drink it and move on. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[This message has been edited by Fonzie Scheme (edited 2/22/2014 9:50p).]
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9:51p, 2/22/14
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idAg09
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9:52p, 2/22/14
You're right, don't know what I'm worried about. Even my wife called me a pooosayy
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True Anomaly
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9:55p, 2/22/14
So are you blind yet from whatever someone snuck in the bottle?
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marble rye
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9:55p, 2/22/14
You could pour it on an open wound and it would help you live. Drink up, fruitcake.
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idAg09
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10:02p, 2/22/14
One drink down, making up for lost time. Not dead yet so I'll keep going.
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True Anomaly
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10:02p, 2/22/14
Let us know when you turn yellow
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Fonzie Scheme
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10:04p, 2/22/14
If you die, I got dibs on your wife.
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chipotle
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10:09p, 2/22/14
It's just a little broken. It's still good. It's still good.
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bmc13
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10:32p, 2/22/14
did the wife sneak some out and replace with colored water?
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Agasaurus Tex
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10:38p, 2/22/14
So you die quickly from arsonic poisoning or slowly from liver disease. What's the problem?
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bmc13
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10:40p, 2/22/14
did you just take out a newblife insurance policy?
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idAg09
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11:09p, 2/22/14
quote:
did you just take out a newblife insurance policy?


I did just change beneficiaries 6 months ago to her 100% (married 1 year). You may be on to something
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jamotoe1
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7:06a, 2/23/14
Yes, alcohol isn't going to kill the arsenic, but if you're alive this morning I'm sure you're in the clear.
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Tanya 93
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7:47a, 2/23/14
Woo for living in a place where I can go to the Shell station and get whiskey at 11 pm!
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AggBock
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11:36a, 2/23/14
If you are worried about it being kosher, it may be a problem.
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GregZeppelin
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12:33p, 2/23/14
You drank out of a bottle that a homeless guy guzzled out of and out back on the shelf.
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Amazing Moves
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3:11p, 2/23/14
no rule #1 on the wife?
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