that's not a wine stopper, it's a butt plug

Oh daddy.

I put one on my wish list

I think i have it narrowed down to bmc13, garland, swarley, tex ag 2014, or tree hugger. Leaning toward BMC.

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I put one on my wish list

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I think i saw it on your wish list and "liked" it.

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I put one on my wish list

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A buttplug???

Bottle stopper igit

i thought she was saying that too, bass

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I think i have it narrowed down to bmc13, garland, swarley, tex ag 2014, or tree hugger. Leaning toward BMC.

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I finally made a list!

At least I'm not the only one that read it that way.

Obama toilet paper, paper targets, syrup, jelly, and a new fridge drawing.


My roommate is a liberal and didn't think it was as funny as I do...

You did good Squirrel!

Mrs. Squirrel or Mr. Squirrel?

Mine arrived today!



Better have the rapid response security team do a quick check:



It didn't trigger his explosives sensor so I opened it up.

There could be anything in there!



These three items were first out of the box, apparently meant for my furry companion:


He's going to hate me when I make him try on the elf outfit, especially the hat. He hates having things on his ears.

This item was wrapped separately:



accompanied by this note:



At this point I began to get a little worried that "The Dude" was really something scary, like "a skinhead fisting himself to Miley Cyrus music" scary.

Alas, I bravely opened the package to find the aforementioned Swedish fire steel, and a Blu-Ray copy of a most excellent movie:



Thanks Secret Santa!!!

Better see some dog pics th.

rule 1 of bony in elf outfit

What BMC said.

Uh oh, he mad:

So... Is this to be a secret until the end of time? ...or shall we set up a guess/answer protocol for when the gifts are in?

Bony Dog and guess/answer protocols.

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Bony dog

My recipient knew who I was the moment that they received their package(s). Honey badger and whatever

Just thought about the fact that someone on TexAgs send me a box of socks.

Did nervy send removed flesh?!

I hope not.

...in case you didn't think things could get any weirder...

Yeah. They probably would have been too expensive to ship.

You're on Texags. What's not weird?

He's much happier now:

The Big Lebowski? What an awesome gift!

Breaking Bony Dog video:



(after watching this, extreme closeup nature of the first part of the video could be interpreted as something inappropriate if only half paying attention

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Bony Dog videos.

I'm so glad we did this.