I wish my family could have been cool enough to do this one.

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This one needs a slurpee machine in the background.

So much fail in this pic, I thought it needed a narrative.




Sup, bra. Name's Todd. Bros call me Thumper. I broke a kid's neck in JV football my sophomore year of high school.

I'm having to pose like this so I can hide the beveled star tattoos on the back of each of my calves, the "Veritas" tattoo on the back of my left bicep, and the huge "TAPOUT" tat on my back. When my hair's not rockin' the sweet over-gelled action, I've got my white Famous hat cocked to the side.

When I finally move out of the house someday, I'm gonna get some tunnels in my ears

I masturbate to Vin Diesel movies, comic book movies (Wolverine a fuggin' badass) and UFC. Been training to enter the circuit. I invented a takedown move called the "Meat Curtain." I think it's pretty kickass, but for some reason my girl runs off crying every time I mention it.

Yeah...the girl and I have been together since freshman year. She's alright, I guess. Keeps bugging me about a ring, but that sh*t's expensive, man. Speaking of expensive, check out the badass mud tires, lift kit, and thumpin sound system I just put in my '95 Chevy truck. Fuggin' baller.

I'm at the JuCo right now, doing some general studies sh*t right now, but the head of the mechanics department said he'd help me out if I keep my nose clean and pass some classes. Tried walking onto the football team...told 'em that I broke a kid's neck in JV football my sophomore year of high school. Coach said he didn't care. What a dumbass. I wonder if any of the guys on his team ever broke a kid's neck in JV football my sophomore year of high school.

You don't want to mess with me, man. Just be cool, and everything's cool. But if you diss me or my girl, look at me wrong, act like a fagggot, or like a team that I don't like, we're gonna throw hands. If you're not careful, I'll have to give you the Meat Curtain, and I don't wanna have to do that. Don't eff with Thumper.

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Awesome.

There are so many levels of allsomeness to this picture.

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This was so awkward I was almost afraid to post it!

edit - picture was too big.

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Jordan Shipley and Colt McCoy?

This thread is just more proof that a lot of folks should never procreate..........

I like this one. Look at me! My stupid boyfriend still wont give me a ring to wear on my left hand!

I guess this one hasn't made the website yet:

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The only thing more awkward than this photo had to be the night the baby was conceived.

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I'm really hoping she is sitting on the edge of the couch and isn't as small as the pic makes her look

Spinner for the tall/short pic

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That nudist pic is ALL KINDS OF MESSED UP!

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I like this one. Look at me! My stupid boyfriend still wont give me a ring to wear on my left hand!

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I'm betting that pic has been reversed. He's got his ring on the right hand as well. But they could both be that retarded I suppose.

wtf, toucan

from dad pulling his shorts up even higher to son choking mom (who seems to be enjoying it) while daughter watches.

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Little Josh is already planning for his first standing dry hump.

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I'm betting that pic has been reversed. He's got his ring on the right hand as well. But they could both be that retarded I suppose.

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If you look at their shirts, the guy's shirt buttons left over right, and the girl's shirt buttons right over left, like they are supposed to do. The really are that retarded.

I can't believe I just looked at my shirt to see if that was right

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Say Clench!
The most relaxed part of this pic is the brick wall.

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I can't believe I just looked at my shirt to see if that was right

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LOOK AT ME! MY SHIRT HAS BUTTONS!

Holy Gingers!

This picture confuses me...

wtf

This thread is effin awesome.

WTF is happening in that picture there?

I'm pretty sure the man on the right is straddling a set of fake legs. And the dude next to him is crotch grabbing said fake legs.

obviously these people have a great sense of humor

Ha! I just realized the dad is wearing a priest collar and coach cardboard shorts.