The Camel Call

"Come a little closer baby, I feel like blowin you up" - Dierks

Nice. This thread needs a sticky. It will be a legend.

My Heroes Have Always Been Martyrs

(Under CIA) Suspicions - Eddie Rabbitt

"Mushroom Cloud over Tehran" Shenandoah

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
I should stone you, but the best rocks are all way down the hill
I've had some bad times
Lived thru some sad times
But this time your hurt'in won't heal


... cuz I'm going to find you and chop your head off in the center of town with a machete.

....You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

Should've been a Goat Herder

Who's That Suicide Bomber

Opium with Ossama

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Islamabad and down - Jerry Reed

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we fired on gaza
and hamas kept a comin'
there weren't as quite as many
as there once used to be

we fired once more
and they began to runnin'
on down the gaza strip
to the mediterranian sea

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Anbar woman
Salahuddin man
We get together any time we can
Euphrates river can't keep us apart
There's too much love in this Salahuddin heart
too much love in this Anbar heart

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You're the reason our kids are infidels - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn


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What's Going On In Your Mosque

Baby's Gaza Burka On

Who's Prayer Rug has your Burqa been Under - Sharia Hussein

You're the reason Allah made Mesopotamia

Osama, Mahmoud, and me - David Allan Coe

Lost and Found in Pakistani Cave

By The Time I Get To Phoenix

Queen Of De Nile



Wait ...

We Bleed Maroon?

Tajikistan Flat Top Box
Smoke Rings in Qatar

Well you get out the prayer mat
get out the koran
kick off your shoes and you throw em on the floor
pray in the kitchen till the morning light
Kandahar saturday night

Leaving Latifiya in the Broad Daylight

Check Yes or Die! - George Strait

I was blown up one piece at a time,
and it didn't cost me a dime

"There is no doubt that the greatest song ever is 'Nothing's News' by the infidel Clint Black."

We got sinners; we got losers
Jew killers and bruisers
An' we hate puppies; we got strikers
An' we rape, random hitchikers
And the girls next door blow up in cars!
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, Allah Akbar!

Well you get down the qanun and you get down the cumbus
Kick off your shoes and you throw them at POTUS
Dance in the desert 'till the morning light
Al Diwaniyah Saturday Night

WC87 wins!

This thread has really evolved since the beginning. My favorites are still right at the top: "Sitars and Cadillacs" and "Blue Eyes Cryin' in Bahrain"

Well done, everyone.

"My Next Thirty Wives" Tim McGraw

"I am not Laila" my name is Jawhara

"Killin Jews" Clint Black

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"Wahabi's Cannonball"

"Turkey in the Straw"

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"O Death" Rauf Stanley

If The Phone's Not Ringing Ismael

Callin' Istanbul

Out in the West Desert town of Mosul
I fell in love with an Iraqi girl.
Night-time would find me in Habib's cantina;
Music would play and Sabeen would whirl.

"Don't Take The Girl's Hijab" - Tim McGraw

"Wild Camels" - Garth Brooks

"Me And Yousef" - Kenny Chesney

"18 Wheels and a Dozen RPGs" - Kathy Mattea

"It's a Great Day To Be Alah Akbar" - Travis Tritt

"Baby's Got Her Blue Bomb Belt On" - Mel McDaniels

"Swingin' By The Neck" - John Anderson

"I Hope You Die" - Lee Ann Womack

"Blood Covered Glasses" - John Conlee

"The Electric Chair" - George Strait

"Rhinestone Camel" - Glen Campbell

"Carrying Your Lice With Me" - George Strait

"Al Jadidah By Morning" - George Strait

"Does Jihad Ever Cross Your Mind" - George
Strait

"Goat Herder's Daughter" - Loretta Lynn

"He Stopped Stoning Her Today" - George Jones

The Beaches of Yemen