all the oil in saudi arabia

Don't take my bomb, my achy breaky bomb,
I just don't think it'd understand.
Cause if you take my bomb, my achy breaky bomb,
It won't blow up and kill those men.

I thought happiness was Tel Aviv in the rearview mirror...

"What the Camelgirls Do" Vince Gill

I Wok The Lice



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Blue Eyes Cryin' In Bahrain


Ooops!

LarLar already did this one.

My hat's off to you LarLar.



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"I Blow to Pieces" Patsy Cline

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NICE!

Tamil Why Yer Leavin' Me

Every Which Way But Laos

Brilliant!

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Do You Love as Good as I Imagine You Look?

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I turned 21 in Gitmo doing life without parole
No one could steer me right, tho Mullah tried, Mullah tried

How did I miss this thread?

B-O-M-B-I-N-G
What Part of "Jihad" Don't You Understand?
Baby Blew
Whoever's in Jalalabad

Delta Dawn
Whats that burqa you have on
could it be some faded clothes
from days gone by

And did I hear you say
Your marriage was arranged today
To take you to his mansion in Dubai

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NICE!

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The original by Pass’n Karbaum is much better. Patsy stole this song and never wrote and original piece in her life. Death to the infidels!

You found a fine time to leave me Zohail

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Y'all Come Back Monsoon

You know i like my mutton dried
Jihadin' on a friday night
a new turbin that fits just right
and blowing infidels uuuuuuuuuup

I've seen the sunrise
seen the fear in my womens' eyes
gave a gun to a precious child
and know Allah's love

Silver Mings

"Thai a Yellow Ribbon" Tony Orlando

Oceanfront Property In Somalia

"from my front porch you can see the pirates"

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Two Dozen Poppies

Charlie Pride - Kiss a Camel Good Mornin'

Garth Brooks - Much Too Young to Kill Istanbul

Alan Jackson - Pop a Cap

Johnny Cash - Ring of Tires

Fuzhou Sweatshop Blues

I was totin' my bomb along the dusty Chaghcheran Road
When along came a caravan of camels with heavy loads
"If your going to Chagcheran, Achmed, then I'll give you a ride"
So I climbed up on a camel, and settled on down beside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
and I said, "Listen my brother, I've traveled every road in Allah's land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare man
Breathed the mountain air man
Of travel I've had my share man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Qatar, Turkey, Herat, Tajikistan
Dubai, Kuwait, New Delhi, Pakistan
Saudia, India, Iraq, Eslamslahr,
Farah, Semnan, Takhar, Kandahar,
Turayf, Karabuk, Karaman, Kurtalan,
Gorgan, Tehran..see what I mean man..

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare man
Breathed the mountain air man
Of travel I've had my share man
I've been everywhere

Someone please remember this next year for "Thread of the Year"! It's had me rolling for two days now!!!

You got me thinking, cjg ...

Eighteen Humps And A Dozen Poppies.

The Boys from The Phillipines smoke their cats all wrong!

COWBOYS & INDIANS
Cowboys & Indians Discover America!
You may think you know what veteran Texas musician Bob Livingston is up to, but COWBOYS & INDIANS defies expectations at every turn. Unlike the children’s game, these cowboys and Indians are allies, not enemies, and the Indians come from India, not the Wild West. Livingston got the idea for the group while he was in India for a U.S. State Department cultural exchange tour. Local musicians, using their indigenous instruments, sat in almost every night. Everyone mixed themes, influences, rhythms, instrumentation, and insights from both East and West. They played songs & yodels from Texas and ragas & chants from India. A newspaper in New Delhi called it “country 'n eastern music” and “the Wild East!”
http://www.texasmusic.org/cowboys_indians.php
This guy (Livingston) was a founding member of Jerry Jeff Walker's Lost Gonzo Band.

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Well I'll be damned.

Won't you meet me in Tehran?
I wanna see the reactors in your eyes.
Woah, woah, can't they see we are only making power?
Crazy UN, they believe the stupid-est lies.


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New Khandahar Poppy /Hamid Wills

Jungle Path, take me home...