And we were swingin' Yes we were swingin' Little Hatshepsut she's as pretty as the infidels when they scream I can't believe I'm out here chilling with the mujahideen just a-swingin'
Quan dao and Lefty Imans in the sea Bombing you was easier than anything I'll ever do again Extinguish the lanterns, the jihad is over To all the girls I've honor killed before
Oh sweet Jesus, I just about cracked a rib laughing at this one. I can just picture Faron Young saying this in his twang. Easily the winner for me.
I suppose I'll play: A) He Stopped Beating Her Today B) Baby Blew (up) C) When You're Shot, You're Shot D) Gitmo Prison Blues E) Stuck In The Middle With Jews
Alan Jackson - Syria Got The Muslims (And I Got The Jews) Willie Nelson (with Abdul al-Akban) - To All The Girls I've Stoned Before Willie Nelson - Seven Arabian Angels Willie and Waylon - Pancho and Labeeb