New Conspiracy Theory

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ElephantRider
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My wife just showed me a Facebook post claiming that they are using testing to implant something in our nasal cavity (didn't say what), and encouraging people to not get tested under any circumstances. Their reasoning is that you can do "full DNA sequencing" with a saliva test at home, so why does it take something being jammed deep into your nasal cavity to test for a highly-contagious virus (especially with masks trapping it in your mouth)? It doesn't, according to this post.

I don't even know what to say.
Barnyard96
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ElephantRider said:

My wife just showed me a Facebook post claiming that they are using testing to implant something in our nasal cavity (didn't say what), and encouraging people to not get tested under any circumstances. Their reasoning is that you can do "full DNA sequencing" with a saliva test at home, so why does it take something being jammed deep into your nasal cavity to test for a highly-contagious virus (especially with masks trapping it in your mouth)? It doesn't, according to this post.

I don't even know what to say.
bullcrap comes to mind.
Athanasius
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ElephantRider said:

My wife just showed me a Facebook post claiming that they are using testing to implant something in our nasal cavity (didn't say what), and encouraging people to not get tested under any circumstances. Their reasoning is that you can do "full DNA sequencing" with a saliva test at home, so why does it take something being jammed deep into your nasal cavity to test for a highly-contagious virus (especially with masks trapping it in your mouth)? It doesn't, according to this post.

I don't even know what to say.
bullpucky comes to mind.
PJYoung
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Add it to the list.
texaggie90
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Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!
ElephantRider
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texaggie90 said:

Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!


Don't ever doubt the stupidity and gullibility of rural East Texas
GAC06
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Sounds like the last few posters already had the mind control device implanted
cone
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you seem to really hate your neighbors
Kceovaisnt-
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Not to mention the premise of being able to sample your entire DNA sequence from saliva is lazy theorizing. The virus does not embed itself in our DNA. It injects RNA into our tissue cells. So they have to collect those infected tissue cells to detect the virus. In a PCR test.
Rock Too
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I think I would save full day of every week if I didn't have to correct or contextualize the information my wife gets off of social media.
BadMoonRisin
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Delete Facebook.
If you're going through Hell, keep going...
ETFan
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ElephantRider said:

texaggie90 said:

Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!


Don't ever doubt the stupidity and gullibility of rural East Texas
No comment.
fig96
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texaggie90 said:

Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!
This reminds me of a tweet from a while back about how conspiracy theorists must never have been project managers.
lazuras_dc
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You know they can track us with something we carry voluntarily everyday. No need to go all "invaders from mars" on us.
bigtruckguy3500
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texaggie90 said:

Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!
You say that as if it's supposed to convince people it's not a massive conspiracy.

The reality is that this is bigger than just Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci. This is a world wide conspiracy to convince people the government knows all, to lull us into accepting anything they tell us to do (e.g. wear masks that "don't don anything"), and eventually we won't question the new world order when they start forcing climate change controls on us and take away our guns.

I saw a facebook video being shared by someone who wore a screen mask over his mouth that you could see through and easily breathe through. And he was saying how the Walmart employees didn't stop him from entering because it's all a conspiracy to get us to not question the government and just comply. I almost commented about how the Walmart employee earning just above minimum wage must definitely be in collusion with the governments world wide to ignore your mask that violates the spirit of the rule. It has nothing to do with him just being tired of dealing with stupid people. But then I remembered it's the internet.
ETFan
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Had me in the first half, not gunna lie.
Ol_Ag_02
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texaggie90 said:

Having spent my career in the lab industry, I can tell you unequivocally there's no way that can be happening. For that to happen, supplies would have to come from one source, through one point of entry.

These swabs are coming from hundreds of suppliers all over the world and shipping directly to labs, hospitals.... many thousands of people from all parts of the world would have to be secretly involved. Not happening!

We can't even build a consistent methodology to report data around this thing. I laugh at the thought that we could somehow coordinate an even more elaborate system to plant something in our heads! Too funny!


Liar! He's in on it. Burn him!!!!
WesMaroon&White
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Facebook is a horrible way to get news and facts.
Infection_Ag11
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We live in a country where 40% of adults believe evolution isn't real (and half of that believe the earth is <10k years old), 20% that vaccines can cause autism, 25% that climate change isn't occurring or humans have no effect on it, etc.

No nonsensical human beliefs about reality surprise me anymore. I am convinced, given enough time and energy put into the ruse, a large number of people could be convinced of literally anything.
cone
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just think of all the things you have complete faith in that later cultures and generations will see as completely retrograde and backwards
Infection_Ag11
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cone said:

just think of all the things you have complete faith in that later cultures and generations will see as completely retrograde and backwards


I dont have COMPLETE faith in anyone or anything, if such a thing were even possible.

This isn't a discussion regarding matters of faith however, it's about verifiable realities and public denial of them. It requires no faith to understand and accept any of those concepts.
cone
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ostensibly smart people said the same thing about eugenics 100 years ago

just exercise humility, forbearance

it will increase your happiness
Infection_Ag11
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cone said:

ostensibly smart people said the same thing about eugenics 100 years ago


Eugenics is largely a moral issue, much like euthanasia and abortion. Even the genetic concepts behind the idea are based on a subjective view of what constitutes desirable traits and a superior humanity.

What I'm talking about is not akin to debating whether or not eugenics is a worthwhile or moral pursuit, but rather to denying DNA exists at all.
cone
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it certainly wasn't seen as a completely moral issue in 1910
Red Fishing Ag93
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Infection_Ag11 said:

cone said:

just think of all the things you have complete faith in that later cultures and generations will see as completely retrograde and backwards


I dont have COMPLETE faith in anyone or anything, if such a thing were even possible.

This isn't a discussion regarding matters of faith however, it's about verifiable realities and public denial of them. It requires no faith to understand and accept any of those concepts.

Public schools
amercer
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I like where this thread is headed.
Infection_Ag11
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cone said:

it certainly wasn't seen as a completely moral issue in 1910


Yeah, that's why included a comment on supposed scientific basis for the idea. It's based almost entirely on the subjective reasoning required to claim what traits make humans superior to one another, as the superiority of a given phenotype is based not on the intrinsic nature of that phenotype but on the environment in which it is expressed.

Again, not comparable to what I'm talking about
Infection_Ag11
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amercer said:

I like where this thread is headed.


Likely just more false equivalency
Red Fishing Ag93
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The false equivalency already occurred, at 6:53 am.
cone
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stop

you can only make my point for me so many times
ElephantRider
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Infection_Ag11 said:

I am convinced, given enough time and energy put into the ruse, a large number of people could be convinced of literally anything.
Capitol Ag
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Infection_Ag11 said:

We live in a country where 40% of adults believe evolution isn't real (and half of that believe the earth is <10k years old), 20% that vaccines can cause autism, 25% that climate change isn't occurring or humans have no effect on it, etc.

No nonsensical human beliefs about reality surprise me anymore. I am convinced, given enough time and energy put into the ruse, a large number of people could be convinced of literally anything.
This is truth. Unfortunately. I'm still shocked that certain people who are well educated do not believe in geologic time or evolution. And that one can't balance those with a particular belief in a higher power as well. Yet I get attempted debates at times to "save my soul" over one book in the Bible and the differences we may have over it's accuracy. It's interesting to say the least. So it isn't hard to believe that some latch hold of conspiracies. Like that guy in Austin from Info Wars. If you want to feel dumber, listen to him a while
ramblin_ag02
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Quote:

"Time makes fools of us all. Our only comfort is that greater shall come after us." -ET Bell.
For some people it just takes a lot less time
Tumble Weed
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The only way to deactivate the implant is to snort cayenne pepper.

Right now there is a huge run on cayenne at the stores.
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