And I keep thinking about Cerrano and his Voodoo demigod Jobu. Do we need to sacrifice a live rooster tonight or just put a bucket of KFC behind home plate to get the bats going?

Ah, the benefits of working from home!

Maybe Jobu's rum would be enough...

I love Major League. They have a catcher who bats 2nd, a 2-man pitching rotation and they still sleep in bunk beds at spring training.




Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight.

Proverbs 3:5-6 - NIV

Luke,

I'mm worried that Leo would partake of Jobu's rum. Well maybe not, after his recent health problems.

But I know two of the umps for tonight and they would definately partake.

who's calling tonight?

wadd96 has third and aggieblue(not a frequent poster since he got married) has first, not sure who has the plate.

What's up with Leo? I hadn't heard anything about his health. I grew up with him in New Braunfels and only see him occasionally.

Not sure exactly, but I remember soemthing on the news in the fall about his health. Anyone else remember?

Doug? Russell?

dont forget a 3rd basemen that has a .400 fielding prct

...or a relief pitcher that nails the 3rd baseman's wife. Oh wait, that probably happens in real life. Never mind.





Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight.

Proverbs 3:5-6 - NIV

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

how could you forget about a leadoff hitter, who wasn't even envited to spring training yet makes the starting lineup.



"The Aggies and Coach Fran are OWNED by the Texas Longhorns and Coach Mack Brown!"
Regarding the sig line http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=388284

quote:

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Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

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should say "Hey Sus, I like him very much... "



"The Aggies and Coach Fran are OWNED by the Texas Longhorns and Coach Mack Brown!"
Regarding the sig line http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=388284

Am I mistaken or is that a Lyle Lovett song playing in the bar when Dorn's wife seduces Wild Thing?

it is indeed a Lyle Lovett song