I suggest the Raggies welcome Judas and his staff back to Olsen with a parody of the old Jimmy Dickens song may The Bird of Paradise. The chorus goes like this:
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
We should sing this:
"May an Aggie foul ball break your nose
May bevo caress you with his toes
May your wives turn out to a bunch of hose
May an Aggie foul ball break your nose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
We should sing this:
"May an Aggie foul ball break your nose
May bevo caress you with his toes
May your wives turn out to a bunch of hose
May an Aggie foul ball break your nose"