When t.u. comes to Olson next year…

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Ol Army 09
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12:07p, 6/27/24
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I suggest the Raggies welcome Judas and his staff back to Olsen with a parody of the old Jimmy Dickens song may The Bird of Paradise. The chorus goes like this:

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"

We should sing this:

"May an Aggie foul ball break your nose
May bevo caress you with his toes
May your wives turn out to a bunch of hose
May an Aggie foul ball break your nose"
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rgt99
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12:08p, 6/27/24
I think A&M is scheduled to play the series in **** town next year
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Txag2027
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12:10p, 6/27/24
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This is so gay
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Ol Army 09
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12:11p, 6/27/24
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Fine with me. If we do it in Austin that's even better.
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12:11p, 6/27/24
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We need a maroon out disch falk for one game. Buy up all the tickets we can, and make it olsen field- west.
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Ol Army 09
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In reply to Txag2027 • 12:11p, 6/27/24
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I can't help it if you new army guys don't get real country music.
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Txag2027
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In reply to Ol Army 09 • 12:12p, 6/27/24
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Who is singing that? A simple **** you will suffice.
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dabo man
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12:15p, 6/27/24
AG
What is "Olson"?
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Ol Army 09
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In reply to Txag2027 • 12:15p, 6/27/24
AG
That's such a pithy come back! You know we can do both?
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12:16p, 6/27/24
AG
Needs to be in Austin with a thimble of thioacetone.
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Tex117
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12:17p, 6/27/24
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Stop drinking in the AM OP.
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Propane & Accessories
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12:18p, 6/27/24
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Don't need a Choregraphed song when the crowd can come up with more clever stuff besides it'll be in Austin, we just need to travel well.
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12:18p, 6/27/24
AG
So you want to import the Marching Owl Band to ridicule Texas? Sounds quaint.
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Emilio Fantastico
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12:19p, 6/27/24
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How about we just bury them in the Snook cemetery.
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TexasRebel
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12:20p, 6/27/24
AG
Play the music video to Brokenheartsville by Joe Nichols.

Only, put the Cadillac guy in 'sip gear.
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12:20p, 6/27/24
It wont be a good day for Douchnoggle.
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12:21p, 6/27/24
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I'm going to hire a banner plane....

Need suggestions on message.

Also...who would chip in?
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TexasRebel
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In reply to Emilio Fantastico • 12:21p, 6/27/24
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Emilio Fantastico said:
How about we just bury them in the Snook cemetery.


No.

Nowhere I have family… so pick a different state. Or The Gulf.
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Ol Army 09
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12:22p, 6/27/24
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Seriously fellas, I'm not suggesting this would actually happen. I just thought the lyrics were a perfect fit to ridicule Schlossnozel.
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12:22p, 6/27/24
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Your chant. It's bad. It's not really funny. It's not that catchy. Everything you would want in a chant, it lacks.
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12:26p, 6/27/24
AG
How about we we ask the sip players what kind of swinging tips Schloss gives at batting practice?
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 12:28p, 6/27/24
AG
They bat with dildos.
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12:30p, 6/27/24
AG
It would also be hilarious if the sip coach was listed as Bud Kilmer in game programs and anywhere else he's mentioned.
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Ol Army 09
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In reply to Showstopper • 12:30p, 6/27/24
AG
Have you ever heard the song? It's a parody not a chant.
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James Earl Rudder
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12:34p, 6/27/24
Been 45 years since I was a student but I'd probably pipe in some free "walkup music" for tu batters and mound visits that consisted of "Selfish, I left my family, Write That, etc" until an usher escorted me out.
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In reply to Ol Army 09 • 12:34p, 6/27/24
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Ol Army 09 said:
Have you ever heard the song? It's a parody not a chant.


Still bad
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ABATTBQ11
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In reply to TexasRebel • 12:34p, 6/27/24
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TexasRebel said:
They bat with dildos.


If I could Photoshop, I'd do this with sagging dildos for a horns down, blow it up to a giant size, glue it to poster board, and put it on a stick outside right field so it can be seen whenever a camera pans that way.

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milner79
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 12:42p, 6/27/24
... or ...

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12:46p, 6/27/24
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there doesn't need to be any silly chants…. we must make the two guys at florida game look like choir boys. .. i would not be against it being so bad the game got called and we forfeited the three game series
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12:49p, 6/27/24
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Bricks and batteries!!!!
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In reply to Ol Army 09 • 2:27p, 6/27/24
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Aston04
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2:32p, 6/27/24
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No doubt there will be a "FJS" chant and deservedly so.
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