When Bryan Davis jumps into water, he doesen't get wet, the water gets Bryan Davised.
Bryan Davis tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Last: 18 yr ago by cavjock95
Where are the BD with Lazer Beams photoshops?
If it doesn't make you strong, it will kill you. - [mangled Nietzsche quote]
If it doesn't make you strong, it will kill you. - [mangled Nietzsche quote]
Thank you, Mr. Davis and TexAgs, for the late AM pick-me-up!
DrQuincy '96
Interns know everything but do nothing...
Surgeons do everything but know nothing...
Coroners know everything and do everything...
...But it's too late...o=)
[This message has been edited by DrQuincy (edited 2/6/2008 11:02a).]
DrQuincy '96
Interns know everything but do nothing...
Surgeons do everything but know nothing...
Coroners know everything and do everything...
...But it's too late...o=)
[This message has been edited by DrQuincy (edited 2/6/2008 11:02a).]
Bryan Davis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Bryan Davis is also suing the entire country of China, claiming the "Great Wall" is the name for the screens he sets.
Bryan Davis shot down a Nazi fighter jet by pointing his finger and yelling "Bang"
Bryan Davis once won a card game by bluffing, his hand was a 2 of spades, 7 of hearts, a joker, a red #8 UNO card, and a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card.
Bryan Davis once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
When you go to sleep at night. It's because Bryan Davis said you can.
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Bryan Davis once won a card game by bluffing, his hand was a 2 of spades, 7 of hearts, a joker, a red #8 UNO card, and a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card.
Uh, he wasn't bluffing....
If it doesn't make you strong, it will kill you. - [mangled Nietzsche quote]
BD craps gold statues of himself for people to pray too at night
They once made a Bryan Davis toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
When BD donates blood he asks for a gun and a bucket.
the only reason the germans bomb the moon is because bryan davis told them too.
Davis breast-feeds John Madden.
Bryan Davis doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Bryan Davis once stared at the sun through binoculars for hours...nothing happened.
Bryan Davis was born in a log cabin he built himself
Brian Davis invented the internet.
Byran Davis does not sleep, he waits.
Bryan Davis is actually the father of the entire 1972 Miami Dolphins...if you say this is impossible...be careful, Bryan Davis is most likely right behind you by now.
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BRING BACK FARMERS FIGHT!!!! BRING BACK BONFIRE!!!!
ZIP '09
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BRING BACK FARMERS FIGHT!!!! BRING BACK BONFIRE!!!!
ZIP '09
Bryan Davis could complete the Darby Queen without sweating or getting dirty.
Rangers Lead the Way, NSDQ
Rangers Lead the Way, NSDQ
BD lost his virginity before his dad did
Bryan Davis once won a bet that said he couldn't take a **** on the ceiling. Michelangelo still owes him $5.
Too bad JTrain's tears dont cure cancer
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Bryan Davis is suing Myspace.com for using the name of what he calls the paint.
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BD & Bill Bradsky are the same person, you never see them in the same room together.
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
Bryan Davis doesn't leap tall buildings in a single bound. . .he runs through them!
BD doesn't sleep....he waits.
Bryan Davis is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Bryan Davis wakes up every morning and pisses excellence.
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2007 Average Basketball Attendance
42. UCLA 10,428
52. Texas A&M 9,812
95. Southern California 5,798
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2007 Average Basketball Attendance
42. UCLA 10,428
52. Texas A&M 9,812
95. Southern California 5,798
THIS is why i love TexAgs. LOL in my office and getting strange looks...
You know how Bryan Davis served three tours in 'Nam? Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Davis!
BD nailed Salt and Peppa, in the same night!
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