Bryan Davis tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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MaroonOut05
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We once had a bachelor party for Davis. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
Sandman23
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please don't start
mike07civil
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Superman wears Davis PJ's.
Yesterday
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After 50 long years of nails being the noun in the metaphor, "___ easts nails for breakfast," it has been replaced by Bryan Davis along with a swift kick to the nuts!
sharkenleo
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There is not a fist behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is Bryan Davis!
Chris Farley
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RTG96
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no
cavjock95
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I once saw Davis whip and disarm 7 terrorists and then retrieve a kitten from a tree that the firemen could not reach with their ladder.

Ride On!
URochBaseball15
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bryan davis puts the laughter in man slaughter. End of Discussion.
MaroonOut05
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Did I ever tell you about the time Davis went hunting? Davis decides he's going to hunt down all five of the Oakie Sooners. He stalks and kills every one with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Godbold.

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swc93
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Bryan Davis is the reason my daughter believes in Big Foot.
Javelina
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Davis does not go hunting . . . he goes killing.
hurleyag
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BD does not have to mow his lawn, he looks at it and dares it to grow.
RMAC61
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Bryan Davis does not write term papers. He stares at the computer and the words assemble themselves out of fear.
RMAC61
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BD does not need to read a book. He stares it down until it tells him what he wants to know.
Bajan
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Bryan Davis is a MAN!!!

and he's not even 40
redassag09
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Bryan Davis doesn't watch game films. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Yesterday
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Bryan davis can divide by zero!!
redassag09
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Bryan Davis recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
citagg83
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ElCheAg
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And the responses to this thread is why I support the posters on TexAgs.

Y'all make me laugh hard!

Mr. Ectomy
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that gif of him emotionless while tu defender struggles says it all...
admiral the anav
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when Bryan Davis does pushups, he doesn't push himself up....he pushes the world down. This explains the recent seismic activity around campus.
Fatts99
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Last summer Bryan Davis took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they are simply known as the Islands.
FTAG 2000
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Bryan Davis has counted to infinity. Twice.
Ornithopter
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Bryan Davis can make a paraplegic run in terror.
whoop1012
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Bryan Davis is a MAN and has not even reached the age of 40 yet.

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Palooza11
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rofl this thread is damn funny
Spicy McHaggis
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When the Boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Bryan Davis.
Jetpilot86
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If it doesn't make you strong, it will kill you. - [mangled Nietzsche quote]
ontheway
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BD, D.B.A. Moses, parted the Red Sea.
Nagler
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When you see Bryan Davis, he can see you. When you can't see Bryan Davis, you may be moments away from death.
MarylandAG
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Bryan Davis....made love to your wifes, girlfriends, sisters, mothers and you all loved him for it!
redassag09
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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Bryan Davis accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Bowlinag
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Davis is the man.
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