On behalf of the American People, I would like to apologize for the no-good, sorry ass, lazy and incompetent fools in Washington (bipartisan) and the loud mouthed bozo orange troll in chief (not that Hillary was any better) for putting you and your family in this position. May a return to sanity be short (not holding my breath) and may the back-pay be resolved quickly.
An oldie, but pertinent to the current situation:
Mattis Crosses the Potomac
An oldie, but pertinent to the current situation:
Mattis Crosses the Potomac