Hey man, my name is Brandon. Im looking for a roommate for my new house as soon as possible. Its a really nice house, 3 bedroom 2.5 bath. Need someone for the big spare bedroom i have available. Its about 10x12 sq. ft. and has a cool layout rent is $550/month but negotiable. Its me and two other roommates living in it right now. We are chill, fun, easy going, friendly, Clean, organized type of guys, and need someone similar and knows how to live with three other guys without any issues. Need a straight guy roommate who is clean and will always pick up after themselves and help take care of the house and keep it nice. In need of someone who wont have a problem paying bills, and we split utilities etc. 4 ways. Check out the pics on my profile, or i can send you some more and if you're somewhat interested i can meet you at the house to show you around and talk about more details. I am requiring a $45 fee up front to do a back ground and credit check, which will be a contributing factor if you are good to move in. Give me a call if you're interested man, 210-508-3918. I don't have the paid version so I can't read messages. I can only send them, so call or text me. Hope to hear from you soon.

Brandon

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Need a straight guy roommate who is clean and will always pick up after themselves and help take care of the house and keep it nice.

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Are you sure you're looking for a straight guy?

Good luck man

So four guys in a three-bedroom... is everyone straight?

Sorry meant to say 4 bedrooms lol

Three dudes sharing one bathroom (assuming you have the master)? Conjugal visits from lady friends accepted?

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So four guys in a three-bedroom... is everyone straight?

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Well, one of them sleeps on the couch and so does another one.

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$550/month

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Lois Lerner would like to know if this income will be reportable on your taxes.

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I am requiring a $45 fee up front to do a back ground and credit check

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If you posted on craigslist I'm guessing you have not heard from anyone.

This is the true story..... TRUE STOOOOORRRRYYYYY

of four straight guys, picked to live in a straight house, and share 2.5 crappers, to find out what happens when people stop being crooked, and start getting straight.

THE STRAIGHT WORLD!

I've often wondered if two people could start on Love Connection/The Bachelor, move to The Newlywed Game, have 23 kids, appear on Cheaters, and end up on divorce court. Maybe we get AAM to produce The Texags World. We all take turns trying out for the fourth roommate spot. Each episode starts at a taco joint.

Good idea, man

I'd like to leave AAM out of any discussions of household love quadra-angles.

However, discussions of tacos piques my interest.

In this instance, I will not work cheap.

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I'd like to leave AAM out of any discussions of householdcontestant. ra-angles.

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They're all straight, there will be no love geometry amongst roommates, parallel or otherwise.

I'm seeing a fish outta water story here. Each week a deuce dime board poster takes the three straight roommates to the poster's favorite taco joint. They chat. Next day/week/meal another poster does the same. Lather, rinse, repeat. The roommate triad makes their choice and filming begins.

After 2 and 2, Chuck Woolery reveals the board's choice. A yet unnamed 210 board sponsor covers a months rent if the 'mates take the board choice.

C'mon AAM, can't be that hard to set up web cams and handle post production. Maybe we can even get a Stone Oak medical office assistant as a contestant

This is starting to sound like something right up Commander Bob's alley. He can set up the webcams and will be able to cull the footage for San Antonio Heat type moments.