Zarqawis Dead -- Tra La La

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Ellis Wyatt
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In honor of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's passing, we need to start a tribute thread as we did when Tookie met his demise by lethal injection.

I'll start:

London Bridge is falling down
falling down
falling down
London Bridge is falling down
So is Zarqawi's heart rate
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Ellis Wyatt
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5:04p, 6/8/06
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
wife could eat no lean
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi couldn't eat either 'cause he's dead.
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AngeloHorn
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5:06p, 6/8/06
Zarq be nimble
Zarq be quick
Zaerq jumped over a candle stick
But he couldn't get out of the way of a missle.
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TechDiver
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5:07p, 6/8/06
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack bombed the shiit out of al-Zarqawi
And Jill laughed her ass off.
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BillJack
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5:09p, 6/8/06
I got nothing
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thacktor
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5:09p, 6/8/06
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Zaq sat on a wall
Zaq, a bomb on his head did fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said that he was f***ing dead
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RK
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5:11p, 6/8/06
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i resent the use of the term "La La" in this thread title.
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tacking on an extra year
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5:12p, 6/8/06
mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that mary went
the lamb was sure to go, which zarqawi cant do because he is fvcking dead.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

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thacktor
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5:14p, 6/8/06
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There once was a man from Nantucket. He laughed because Zarq's f***ing dead.
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Señor Chang
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5:18p, 6/8/06
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Ring around the rosie
pocket full of posie
missiles, rockets
zarqawi's fvcking dead
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5:22p, 6/8/06
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Hickory Dickory Dock...

Zarq is now blowing Hitler's.....

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5:22p, 6/8/06
insert name of next ***hole that steps in his place b/c you know its going to happen. glad to see this guy gone and good to know it wasn't quick (at least from i've read).
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5:25p, 6/8/06
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One bomb weighed 500 pounds
And one bomb weighed 500 more
Just to be the bombs that weighed 1,000 pounds and fell down at Zarq's door.

LA DE DA DA! LA DE DA DA!
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W.E. Henley
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5:27p, 6/8/06
All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all in fun
POP! Goes Al-Zarqawi's chest cavity.
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thacktor
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5:29p, 6/8/06
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72 long haired virgins on the wall
72 long haired virgins
Take one down, pass it around
This dickbag is still f***ing dead.
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clobberline
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6:18p, 6/8/06
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby
You dropped a bomb on me.
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Ellis Wyatt
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6:23p, 6/8/06
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone;
But when she came there
The cupboard was bare,
And Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's brains were all over the refrigerator
Old Mother Hubbard was not happy!
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1989
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6:38p, 6/8/06
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Props to Clobberline!
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Señor Chang
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6:42p, 6/8/06
AG
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6:44p, 6/8/06
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There once was a man named Al in Iraq
Who took pleasure in making IEDs for attack
Then one day, when he felt safely away
An F-16 smoke checked his ass and made him pay.

[This message has been edited by 1989 (edited 6/8/2006 6:33p).]
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Mameluke
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7:27p, 6/8/06
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and Zarqawi is burning in hell right now like the piece of **** scumbag he is.

[This message has been edited by onearmyag (edited 6/8/2006 6:28p).]
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aunuwyn08
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8:07p, 6/8/06
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al-Zarqawi was sitting on a tuffet eating his curds and way

until along came an f-16

that dropped bombs beside him

and blew up Zarqawi's brain!!

[This message has been edited by aunuwyn08 (edited 6/8/2006 7:08p).]
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MidnightBevo
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8:15p, 6/8/06
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
Al Zaq's eyes were as big as the moon,
The US Air Force bombed the hell out him,
And scooped up his nuts with a spoon.
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RAMF 95
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9:43p, 6/8/06
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The dipsy shittsy Zarqawi climbed in the safe house
Down came a JDAM & blew his rectal cavity out
Out came his gray matter all over the floor
Now he's in hell and is getting a$$ raped like a whore

Best thread ever!

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

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Sarge 91
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9:44p, 6/8/06
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Thinks he's a martyr
A fighter jock on patrol
Martyr disintegrates.

[This message has been edited by Sarge 91 (edited 6/8/2006 8:46p).]
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RAMF 95
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9:46p, 6/8/06
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Nice freaking job!

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell



[This message has been edited by RAMF 95 (edited 6/8/2006 8:47p).]
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Sarge 91
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9:49p, 6/8/06
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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Bin Ladin's man,
Make me an IED fast as you can.
Pack it, and set it, and mark it with a "Z"
Oh, $hiit, that bomb just wasted me!
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RAMF 95
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9:49p, 6/8/06
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Hey, diddle, diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon
the zarq couldn't laugh because his balls were blown through his uvula
Rot in hell gak dumpster

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

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Sarge 91
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9:54p, 6/8/06
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One dead terrorist,
One dead terrorist,
See how he dies,
See how he dies.
He wanted to kill with war and strife,
So we blew off his balls with a missile strike.
Messing with us will cost your life,
You're one dead terrorist.

[This message has been edited by Sarge 91 (edited 6/8/2006 8:56p).]
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Sarge 91
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

Oh, $hiit, that's not a star, its a fighter je.......
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RAMF 95
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9:57p, 6/8/06
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Diddle diddle dumpling my son Abu
Went to sleep with his a$$lam terror crew
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doesn't matter now muj your duodenem is leaking out of your filthy anus

Scoreboard beech

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

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Mameluke
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10:00p, 6/8/06
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one ugly arab
blown away by USA
hell is hot as fck
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Sarge 91
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10:04p, 6/8/06
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Nice haiku!


A rotting corpse now,
The only thing better is
You dipped in pig's blood.
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10:05p, 6/8/06
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came Abu, but he couldn't sit because his a$$ was in a grocery bag 3 kilometers away
Miss Muffet then took a growler in her hand and wiped on his sharpnel infested greel

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

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Mameluke
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10:07p, 6/8/06
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All around the mulberry bush
The US chased the terrorist
The terrorist thought it was all fun and games
Pop! Zarqawi get's his ***** ass blown up.
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