Zarqawis Dead -- Tra La La

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HeyMoe
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AG
He has a blog from hell now.....

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/

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2006 - Ten wins or hit the bricks
Muy
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Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care



..... and what's-his-eff is dead from death.
AG @ HEART
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EENY MEENY MINEY MOE
ZARQAWI IS A DEAD SONB1TCH!

[This message has been edited by BRYVIKE04 (edited 6/9/2006 5:59p).]
AG @ HEART
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KNOCK KNOCK

whos there?

A FAHKED UP ZARQAWI
goodAg80
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I was born in bum-f*** Jordan
And I howled at my ma in the driving sand,
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right. Ima jumpin JDAM flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a camel right across my back,
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right, Ima jumpin JDAM flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!

I was owned, I was blown up and left for dead.
I felt it down to my ass and I saw it bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a pita bread.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a JDAM right thru my head.
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right, Ima jumpin JDAM flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!

Jumping JDAM flash, its a gas
Jumping JDAM flash, its a gas
Jumping JDAM flash, its a gas
Jumping JDAM flash, its a gas
Jumping JDAM flash

[This message has been edited by goodAg80 (edited 6/9/2006 6:27p).]
Ellis Wyatt
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Old Zarqawi had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a bomb
E-I-E-I-O
With a BOOM BOOM here
And a SPLAT SPLAT there
Here a BOOM, there a SPLAT
Now the back of his head's flat!
Old Zarqawi had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

goodAg80
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Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya
Oh Lord, al Zarqawi is on his way to get
introduced to Satan's 72 virginal beasts
who are dying to pleasure themselves for the
first time on al Zarq's demented soul.
Rat Fink
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Dance to your Daddy,
My little baby,
Dance to your Daddy,
My little lamb.
You shall have a fishy
In a little dishy,
Your head will be mushy
When the bomb comes in.

P.S. poor, poor Bill Jack
LoneStarFree
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Hickory Dickory dock
the mouse ran up the clock
the bombs rained down
on Al Zawqaries crown
and now he's fahking
maggot food.
A1_Ag_95
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Still laughing my arse off!!1!

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Texan by birth.
Aggie by the Grace of God!
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ValleyRatAg
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Zarqawi's dead, Zarqawi's dead
nick nack paddy wack send the bum a bomb
this old man went roasting home.

Poor *******, I bet he didn't read the fine print saying his 72 virgins would all be male swine with an unlimited supply of intravenous viagara. Hell's not as hot as his corn hole right now.
goodAg80
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In honor of Baitullah Mehsud.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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Banana's, in pajama's,
They're coming down the stairs.
Banana's, in pajama's,
Zarqawi's entrails everywhere.
goodAg80
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ttt

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090807/ap_on_re_as/as_pakistan_71

quote:
ISLAMABAD – Pakistan's Taliban chief was killed by a CIA missile strike, a militant commander confirmed Friday — a severe blow to extremists threatening the stability of this nuclear-armed nation and a possible boost to U.S.-Pakistani cooperation in fighting insurgents who wreak havoc along the Afghan border.

Pakistani officials vowed to dismantle the rest of the network run by Baitullah Mehsud regardless of who takes over, a move seen as essential to crippling the violent Islamists behind dozens of suicide attacks and beheadings in the country.

Already, the Taliban were holding a "shura" council in the lawless, rugged South Waziristan tribal region to choose Mehsud's successor, intelligence officials and militants told The Associated Press, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the information. It was unclear when they might reach a decision.

Pakistan considered the al-Qaida-linked Mehsud its No. 1 internal threat. He was suspected in the assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto and many other assaults. He claimed responsibility for some, including an audacious attack on a police academy in March that killed 12 people.

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The Real Maroon Blood
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My thoughts:

Watch your cornhole in He11 buddy!
TechTard
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They got you babe! By Saddam Hussein and Abu al-Zarqawi

Saddam: For starting wars and gassing Kurds,
they found a rope and me they cured.
al-Zarqawi: I once led the Taliban,
now my pieces are scattered throughout the land.

al-Zarqawi: Babe
BOTH: They got you babe
They got you babe

Saddam: I tried to cover my terrorist ties,
but George Bush read through all my lies.
al-Zarqawi: I guess that's so, same happened to me
Then the CIA set one of their missiles free

al-Zarqawi: Babe
BOTH: They got you babe
They got you babe

al-Zarqawi: The 72 virgins are not here
All that's down here are demons, flame and fear.
Saddam: Now when I'm sad, and feeling blue
At least I know your burning down here, too.

Saddam: Had I have known what I know now,
Weapons inspections I would have allowed.
al-Zarqawi:For what I've done, I was depraved
and for praying to the East I was not saved.

al-Zarqawi: Babe
BOTH: They got you babe
They got you babe

al-Zarqawi: You surrendered without a fight.
Saddam: They got you with an unmanned flight.
al-Zarqawi: They got you hiding like a slave.
Saddam: They got you when you came out from your cave.
They got you and blew you to bits.
And gave the rest of your clan the ****s.
Nothing left but the towel
For the virgins to play with anyhow.

BOTH: They got you babe
They got you babe
They got you babe
They got you babe
They got you babe
goodAg80
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5lIYpV8b54


[This message has been edited by goodAg80 (edited 8/7/2009 8:10p).]
MidnightBevo
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The scum go marching one by one,
they're dead, they're dead.
The scum go marching one by one,
they're dead, they're dead.
The scum go marching one by one,
The latest one stops cause he got blown up.
And they all go marching down,
Under ground.
In a whole lot of pain.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
goodAg80
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Rumors of Baghdadi

http://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/the-leader-of-islamic-state-abu-bakr-albaghdadi-has-been-killed-according-to-reports/news-story/e32fb4b2c1d56c0ffdf74127f74ae7eb
Ciboag96
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goodAg80 said:

Rumors of Baghdadi

http://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/the-leader-of-islamic-state-abu-bakr-albaghdadi-has-been-killed-according-to-reports/news-story/e32fb4b2c1d56c0ffdf74127f74ae7eb


Al Baghdadi had a bomb
and it blew his ass away-O
Al-Bagh-Dadi-O
Al-Bagh-Dadi-O
Al-Bagh-Dadi-O
and it blew his ass away-O
txjortsagent
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C-

Across the Globe board. We'll get you when you're ready
goodAg80
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bump
pdc093
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RAMF 95 said:

Hey, diddle, diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon
the zarq couldn't laugh because his balls were blown through his uvula
Rot in hell gak dumpster

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell




God, I miss RAMF...
ABATTBQ11
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RAMF 95 said:

Diddle diddle dumpling my son Abu
Went to sleep with his a$$lam terror crew
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doesn't matter now muj your duodenem is leaking out of your filthy anus

Scoreboard beech

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell



pdc093
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Pure GOLD, Jerry!
LonghornDub
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Soleimani sat on a wall,
Soleimani had a great fall,
All Khomeni's camels,
And all Khomeni's men,
Couldn't put Soleimani together again,
Or find enough of him to feed a baby buzzard for an hour and a half.

God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

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ABATTBQ11
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I hate to give a sip a star, but this needs one
LonghornDub
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Soleimani be nimble,
Soleimani be quick,
Soleimani lt up
Like a candlestick.

God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

dixichkn
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Sugar......
Oh, Soleimani.......
You were a candy ass,
And now all that's left of you is one hand

LonghornDub
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Wee Soleimani called for his Mommy,
He wanted his goat's milk and whey,
Along came our bomber,
And turned her quite somber,
'Cuz we blew her meal ticket away.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

LonghornDub
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Soleimani, puddin' and pie,
Planned attacks and made men die,
But when our bombers came out to play,
Soleimani got blown away.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

LonghornDub
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Apropos of nothing, I feel the need to post my all time favorite nursery rhyme which I learned in Jr. High:

Ol' Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over, ol' Rover he drove'er,
The dog had a bone of his own.

Sorry. I just had to do it.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

A History Of Violence
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Some clown (rightfully) excited about dead terrorists creates a poetry thread knowing FULL WELL it will dredge up that old phook Dub and his phooking poems.

Nice going.

Why has the Grim Reaper abandoned us? He's taking terrorists, but he won't take disloyal Baylor peepaws?
 
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