If you haven't read this:
http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=537792&forum_id=6
please do so. After you've wiped the tears away from your eyes from laughing your a$$ off just know that RAMF's talents to humor and distract were put to good use this weekend.
We were in Vegas last weekend and Saturday AM RAMF is out the door at 0600 and headed for the poker tables at the Mirage. I grab my coffee, stroll on over around 8 AM to the table that appears to be having fun and proceed to watch $3,000 in chips find their way to RAMF's stack. Not bad for $2 & $5 dollar blinds. I believe it took him about 2 1/2 hrs to accomplish this.
Pure Greatness! It was a fun a$$ weekend and I can't wait for Sarge's - "It doesn't matter what my name is bi+ch" Graduation Party.

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DOYLE
If you want a retard livin' in the garage, I don't guess I care. I've got a good tool box and socket set out there I don't want stolen. I guess I could take it home with me.

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Nice job. Did he bust this move on them?




- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!

He was usually too busy stacking chips or talking smack, but yes he did that a few times.

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talking smack

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Best part of live poker.

- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!

Perhaps Sarge could give an overview of his hate focking of that chick last year when we were in Vegas.

Please...



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

Uh, negative...douchbag. I thought we agreed to placing that subject into the "off-limits" category?

uh, oh....something didn't "stay" in vegas...

uhhm negative. We agreed the chair under the door was to be kept on the shelf, not this incident.

Of course, I will comply however, if you wish it to be in the vault.



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

By the way brother, FIDO passed on a very sweet stroy about you from a trip you took with him down south some years back. I had to bear down very hard in order to not sheet myself at that piece of history...



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

email.morons.

groomscake.********.

Get the hell off of our thread, patch.

I would like to see patch wander by Sarge in real life and spout off some bs only to realize the horror of an angry Sarge deciding to utilize him as a chew toy for a while.

I have patch at about 148lbs, wearing faded jeans with a purple floral pattern sewn onto the a$$, a light blue Duran Duran t-shirt, a yellow wrist band, with brown gak splotched hair.

Sarge is about 6'2 and a rock solid 230, he hates cats and Duran Duran and has a serious mean streak.





"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

You guys seriously need to invite ol' Agent to the next gathering

Sarge fit right in with the NFR cowboys in town.

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Sarge is about 6'2 and a rock solid 230

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You sound like the last chick defending her boyfriend to me just before I kicked his ass

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He sounds like the gay neighbor of my sister's boyfriend who beat the sheet out of me before I felched his ass

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You had a typo I fixed you statement for you puzzy.



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

Seriously, I wanna come next time too, got any room for a sarcastic a-hole?

Grunge f*cks rule!


- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!

grudge ****s are better

Look, patch....

Since you and I agree that grudge fahks rule, why dont you break out your family album of inbred cat-loving mutants. Then have all of your female family members (exclude the trannies, please) line up for their own personalized grudge fahk.

That's right, Sarge will plung his coke can into each and every patch related female, shower them with nectar, and tattoo POWN3D on their arses.

Prepare to shout "Medic!?!?!?!"

Patch, what you do in real life when not sheltered by the anonymity of the internet is not something any of us would enjoy hearing: That being said, the only grudge *** you've been a party to was you're tweaked out meth-addicted mother's boyfriend mistaking you for the knot hole in the backyard fence. The gun is in the drawer - feel free to cover down on the barrel at any time.

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DOYLE
If you want a retard livin' in the garage, I don't guess I care. I've got a good tool box and socket set out there I don't want stolen. I guess I could take it home with me.

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Next time were together Sarge I need details on your Vegas love fest. RAMF waking up at 0500 to play cards was freaking crazy, but he knew when to take the hacks down. Come on patch, quite while your ahead errr i mean behind.

So what type of suckers was RAMF dealing that early? The drunk focks or the old senile focks?


- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!

What's up T-Bird.

That morning session was a collection of holdovers who had played all night and several early risers (mostly blue hair tourists). We were sitting 2/5 No Limit. Very loose table with 2 solid players and multiple donks. Several of the all nighters left and we had a couple older guys join, one dude bought in for 3 hundy and was over 2K in about 8 hands. He eventually moved about 70% of that stack to his left 1 spot where I was sitting.

FIDO 92 joined the table after a while and we both had a good time.



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

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So what type of suckers was RAMF dealing that early? The drunk focks or the old senile focks?

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Here's what I overheard:

RAMF - (to dealer) Excuse me for askin' Milt, but isn't it kinda dead in here?

POKER DEALER - You see that bird at the poker table? That's Johnny Tyler. He barges in here one day, said he was takin' over the game, started slappin'around the customers, wavin' his gun around, scarin' off all the high-class play. Only trade comes in here now's just the bummers and drovers, just the dregs.

RAMF - Wny don't you get rid of him and get yourself a straight dealer?

POKER DEALER - well sure neighbor, that's easy for you to say

HUNGOVER PLAYER - something on your mind?

RAMF - just wanted to let you know you're sitting in my chair and I'm about to take all of your money and give you a hot lunch.....

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DOYLE
If you want a retard livin' in the garage, I don't guess I care. I've got a good tool box and socket set out there I don't want stolen. I guess I could take it home with me.

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devro diaz cavron



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

He will not kneel patron; he is very proud

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DOYLE
If you want a retard livin' in the garage, I don't guess I care. I've got a good tool box and socket set out there I don't want stolen. I guess I could take it home with me.

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Somebody get that (hispanic-american) on his knees.