Let's do this again. Who have you been on here, what status did you obtain, and why were you banned?

I'll start:
AbsoluteAg: banned for language and ignoring staff warnings. (Sorry staff) "Hall-of-Fame" status.
King of the World: I think I only got a couple of posts in before I was dethroned.
e=mc2: Only 1 warning so far and trying to behave.


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Txsportsagent: Multiple warnings and suspensions---all very well deserved

bknetag. screw staff!!

SirWelker - Legend, never banned because I'm awesome and because the staff felt threatened by a rex kwan-do yielding midget.

Patchnemesis: banned for a nude pic incident. Sorry staff. Learned my lesson.

HookEm96
jeep commanChE96
Mike Leach
Karen Bielak
JediJackass96
Chile Ps Ex Wife
HookEm96 scares TexAgs
HookEm96 fears PaulAg02
Dance Puppet Dance
Dollar Bill Byrne
HookEmNinetySix
C-Bong Benson
GhettoFabulousHonky96
RoundRockHorn96
1975 El Camino
Noble Women
HookEm96 on Probation
skiBunny's Stalker96
Richard Little
Henry Earl
Ghost of HookEm96
Muffin`s Boyfriend96
Hook`Em96
FriendlyLonghorn96
UTEE96

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ag16-1996
Coach_D_Franchione
Fear and Loathing
TexAgs Fears HookEm96
TexAgs Moderator
Libby Franchione

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techguy attained Legend status

I got banned for misspelling aggie. It was OK for years but apparently got too many complaints...even though all the ag posters on the board commented that it didn't get under their skin. The staff had sent a warning to my home computer, but I was posting from my laptop on the road.

I get in trouble with the staff usually when I get suckered in by ag posters and I engage in similar language. But it's an ag board. So, as it should be, ags get more latitude than I do.

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KP

the one and only. several warnings for the hottie threads (duh) and banned the other day for 4 hrs for post padding on that post pad thread

let me count thy ways

Zorba -- banned after a lawsuit from the Birmingham Pen Trade Heritage Association over use of the image of 1935 Aurora Selene (Platinum Striated & Chrome Trim) fountain pen.

Not-a-Methodist -- I should've seen this ban coming a mile away. I was able to pad it in academics to 4000 posts during a nine-hour Red Bull and crystal meth bender.

The F Word -- Actually, it wasn't "The F Word," but in fact 'the f word.' Thankfully, this one didn't even make it past the validation code process.

Warning: Message Contains Virus -- No one would click on my threads.

(a series of 1s and 0s that crippled the server every time it appeared) -- Man, WatchOle got really pissed about this one!

Penguins-in-bondage-dot-com -- Apparently, there are rules against advertising other sites on the forums. That's probably what got Xanax-For-Free-dot-com killed, too.

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TechDiver, formerly AdobeDavid. Slowest poster to 500 posts in the history of TexAgs.

Never banned - I asked Staff to change my name from AdobeDavid to TechDiver after I quit working for Adobe, and Staff graciously complied. Staff rawks.

I did self-ban a few months ago... but un-banned myself.

-td

nas

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I did self-ban a few months ago

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I remember the time years ago when my mom caught me in my bedroom, with a copy of Yahoo! Internet Life, self-banning myself. How embarrassing.

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Was one of Penguins-in-bondage-dot-com's slogan's "We have your hens! HARRRR!!!1"

No, it was:
"We got the tux! Wanna f**?"

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I remember the time years ago when my mom caught me in my bedroom, with a copy of Yahoo! Internet Life, self-banning myself. How embarrassing.

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Here.

Michael H.

You people need to learn to live a little.

Sarge 91. No bans, no warnings.

I have been monogomous with my handle/user name.

Bad news -- your user name has been stepping out behind your back. We've all been with it. It's a skanky ho.

Say it ain't so!!!!

That monogamous username just eye-f***ed the ****te out of me.

I bent your username over a divan in the Texags.com lobby while waiting for reinstatement a few weeks ago.

sotexas -- all star level after 3 years. can't remember what i was prior to that, but went pretty far back with a very modest level of posting. banned for mispelling aggie -- and attempts to get reinstated were denied....probably for the same reason as ttech in that i got pulled into some posts where i failed to recognize my "guest" status.

do these calls for former usernames put us on a watch list or something -- good strategy by the staff.

i will e-mail the staff to try and correct the spelling of my first name so Fran can quit padding his post count.


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change it to Andre the Giant.

that would be Fezzik....maybe the brute squad would work.

Invictus - banned for posting a thought that RC should focus more on what his program was or wasn't doing than focus on what Mack Brown's program was or wasn't doing.

And it wasn't any more offensive than that.

Guess Staff was in a bad mood. Oh, and maybe it was because I posted that thought on the Aggie Football board...was that before Rivalries existed? I can't remember.

The one and only Tramp96.

I'm smart enough not to get banned. In my opinion, you pretty much have to be an idiot to get banned.

'Nuff said.

I used to be all of the posters that the nutless bovine conspiracy theorists postulated I might be, and many, many more; I am also every moderator on these boards and some you don't know about. Frequently I take possession of the minds of weak minded puppets and cause them to post garbled, angry gibberish (if they forget to wear their foil hats). My names are too many for a sip with a liberal arts degree to comprehend. In the future I am likely to post as "President Gate's Operative" until our plan to kidnap McDumbass and donate his teeth to medical science reaches fruition.

KliffIsKing
B.J.SymonsandtheBear
SonnyAberCumbieandFinch
JAMES_HADNOT
0.0Hanspard
I_TOUCHED_GOALPOST

Good grief, Charlie Brown..er I mean BI...

I think I got a warning once. I dont remember. It was for posting about an aggie coach's nightlife

joe koch, Trashed Mark Johnson after losing the opening game of a conference series this year. A game we should should won. Got a warning and I replied that "I was glad censureship was alive & well on Texags.com."

Deserved to be banned, but everything I said was true, just a little harsh.

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I was someone else once