How many slow white guys does McDumbass need?

HAHAHAHA, thanks BI, i needed a good laugh.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry... as poorly as t.u. has recruited this position, I guess BEGGARS can't be chosers, and Ryan Thibideaux looks like he'll go elsewhere, so they need somebody....

...but since the MockDonald's experiment went so wrong, I just thought they might want a player that they didn't need a calendar to time.

Colt McCoy = your future Daddy

1. Given Saban's departure, it looks like about a 95% chance that Perriloux will be a whorn.

2. We recruited Colt McCoy.

Colt McCoy = Your Future Depth Chart bust without the speed to play safety or special teams

I wonder what Fran was thinking...

"...sure, our offense is built entirely around the concept of a dual threat QB, BUT...

...ah what the hell, offer the slow white guy anyway. You can never have too many players battling for fifth or sixth on the depth chart, and somebody has to run the drop back scout team."

ironing board, your posts aren't making sense (you better do some editing).

You're dreaming of colt McCoy now, but he'll be giving you nightmares soon.
You better pray he renigs on his commitment, because once he signs the letter of intent in feb,
COLT IS YOUR DADDY.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

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and Ryan Thibideaux looks like he'll go elsewhere, so they need somebody....

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Brandi girl...

Do you stay up to date with current events...like at all?

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How many slow white guys does McDumbass need?

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How many slow white safeties does A&M need?

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I wonder what Fran was thinking...

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He was thinking he won't be at A&M, so who cares who he recruits.

The LSU job is open and Fran's been in the same place for a whole two years ..hmmmmmmmmmmm?

We know what Frans thinking!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

He's thinking "I wouldnt have a shot in hell."

Apparently it only takes ONE to OWN the ags...

This is the year LSwho learns why Dennis Franchione is widely regarded as a better gameday coach than Nick Saban and a better recruiter than God.

Colt McCoy wouldn't be fast enough to play safety even if he took the teasip time machine back to 1990.

At Daddy A&M he'd be a scout team fixture for the few games we have against dropback QBs.

I know BI is just trying to stir things up as always, but I happen to agree with him here. If Colt McCoy ever takes a snap in burnt orange, it better be because we are WAY ahead.

The day that CM is named starting QB at The University of Texas, is the day that we are in BIG trouble. Ryan Perrilloux is the biggest recruit for UT in several years. We could sign Rouse, D. Williams, R. Youngblood, R.J. Jackson, 'Tellus Bennett, and Demarcus Granger, but without Perrilloux I would consider the class a failure.

Just in case RP signs with tu, I'm working on some really top-notch clipboard humor in preparation for Greg Davis and Brown dumbing down the kid's skills in 4 years.

Do you sips think RP would prefer the Clipmaster or the Binderking?

Applewhite was too slow to play kicker but he had little trouble toying with the ags. Simms was weaker than the punter and repeatedly punked a&m.

The last time Private Applef@g "toyed" with the Ags the nutless bovines lost to DADDY to start a three game slide.

I guess the pinnacle of the Private's career was watching Cade McCown and Brandon Stewart get their Big XII title rings. That's just sad.

I think we recruited Colt McCoy as a holder for FGs and X-tra points

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I wonder what Fran was thinking...

"...sure, our offense is built entirely around the concept of a dual threat QB, BUT...

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McGee is 6-3 205 and runs a 4.6 you clueless dumbass. CM couldn't go that fast if you dropped him out of an airplane.

I think he fits a lot better in our offense than a 180 pounder that can't break 4-7.

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Cade McCown

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Sorry man, had to do it.

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I guess the pinnacle of the Private's career was watching Cade McCown and Brandon Stewart get their Big XII title rings. That's just sad.

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Cade McCown? Do you mean Cade McNown, the NFL bust? Or do you mean, Randy McCown the guy with the 15-yard Hail Mary and whose brothers made it to the NFL?

First name smack! YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF YOUR GAME!

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Michael Clayton pulls in a pass for a touchdown against the Chargers' Quentin Jammer, tying the game with about 7 minutes to play.

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^
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Jammies: COOL IN THE CLUTCH!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Don't even know the names of Aggie Greats? Maybe you should stop forgetting so much about football?

Anybody see that pic in SI a few years ago of Cade McNown puking through his facemask?

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Was against Oregon. Story on it here.
http://www.allsports.com/ncaa/football/stories/bednar102098.html

Colt McCoy IS A SURE FIRE HEISMAN WINNER AND #1 NFL DRAFT PICK!

IN 6 YEARS HE'LL BE STARTING FOR TAMPA GAY!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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I think RP would concern me a bit more than McCoy. RP could be very good, McCoy is a different story. I've seen the kid play; he's good at 2a Jim Ned, but I wouldn't call him a d-1 lock just yet. That being said, we DID offer & you got him. Good work.





Old Army: going to hell since 1877.

Bring back the LSU series.

ttt

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Two Rose Bowl victories later, Brandi is still a dumba$$.

Wood

Let her have her fun. All the better when Colt whips their asses.