Jimbo Dimbo Fisher

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You might want to get some help. This could be your issue.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9743-histrionic-personality-disorder

Actually your obsession and fear of the national championship winning highly respected Jimbo Fisher (Mr fisher to you) could be a result of this…

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/my-side-the-couch/202107/jealousy-in-narcissistic-and-borderline-personality-disorder

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gwellis said:

Did somebody hack TVM's account or does he always post like an eight grader?
No
I was a much better writer in 8th grade.
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JWinTX said:


I've been to Austin and Fort Worth. What you described above is Austin to a tee, not Fort Worth.
Now up until 10-15 years ago your statement would be true.
I was only ln Austin for a few years. was raised in Dallas, but I've lived in Fort Worth for well over 20. Raised my kids here.
The tcu girls of today the millennials and Zs, they want it all. They want to homeschool their kids and hire drag queens to do the teaching. they walk up and down the sidewalks in yoga pants and stare at their cell phones. they meet at the coffee shops and it's "ooooh if only fort worth was Austin, If Only...why can't we be cool like Austin. omg Beto is so cute, who's cuter, Beto or the president of ukraine? oh we're losing all our rights, to abort and transition boo hoo, we gotta turn fort worth blue"

But Jimbo dimbo doesn't know this stuff. he's on the phone with real estate guys in west virginia, buying property for nephews and nieces with Aggie money...

5/10/23
The Fort Worth Aggies hate to lose. they want accountability. they sit with their arms folded staring at this podium. they're not drinking the complimentary bud light that jimbo shrimp hoped would put them in a better mood.....
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SD Scott said:

You need to be removed from posting. Nothing you offer adds any value other than to your dithering.
You seem like one of those people who doesn't like true stories.

That day of infamy 5/10/23. Fort Worth, Texas. Coach fruit-cup Dimbo faces his most fed-up Aggie donors. stretched across the front of the podium was a banner reading TEXAS FLAGSHIP.
High above the podium some 25 feet, hanging from the rafters by a pully system constructed by Aggie engineers flown in from NASA, were what looked to be from below, some kind of cloth strips or red curtains. This was unseen by the Cowtown Aggies who fixed their glares on the podium and that potato-sack coach who dragged them through a six game losing-streak while having America's greatest college football players at his disposal. These fort Worth Ags leaned in like predatory birds, eyes in the front set to hunt. They'd seen up close what a good coach like Texas native Sonny Dykes could do with 3-star student athletes.

Dumbo-butt knew his greatest enemy was the cognitive dissonance of these Cowtown Ags. but he was confident....
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lol. Fear has an amazing effect on people.
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05/10/23
standing before a hall of fort worth Ags, their Coach shrimp-gumbo fish was unafraid.
he knew he wouldn't be pacing the sidelines across the gridiron from tcu coach sonny Dykes. Texas Christian wasn't on the football schedule. not now, not ever...abilene christian was.

And who else wasn't afraid,of anything on God's great earth. Answer: Longtime Fort Worth Aggie donor....
Mr. PD Higginbotham. he was in attendance that day. An esteemed man. Now an old man. but a big man, like a bear, with a mind still razor sharp. A very wealthy man. so what about him? He was there.
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Lol!

Cut and paste the boiler plate! Fear and jealousy…we get it. You represent all sips when it comes to the national champ head coach Jimbo Fisher. You'd give anything (even your favorite dildo!) to have him.



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Hey TVM,

sheeeet

TLDR
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Loyalty said:


https://www.si.com/college/texas/news/espns-finebaum-rips-longhorns-says-texas-is-irrelevant-and-pathetically-behind-rivals

sometimes relevance comes at you fast
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PalefaceRanchAg said:

Hey TVM,

sheeeet

TLDR
Hey man

no problemo amigo


Now, PD Higginbotham. An amazing Aggie. an amazing life. maybe a few of you have heard about him. but he was never the type to want his name on buildings. ...
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Texas velvet maestro said:

PalefaceRanchAg said:

Hey TVM,

sheeeet

TLDR
Hey man

no problemo amigo


Now, PD Higginbotham. An amazing Aggie. an amazing life. maybe a few of you have heard about him. but he was never the type to want his name on buildings. ...


Last word….pride…beat them Agsies!

Lol.
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In Fort Worth longtime Aggie donor PD Higinbotham was known for his dignity, his generosity, his donations to the Fort Worth Zoo, the symphony. He was known for his wealth. His 28 year career at bell helicopter. His oil leases near Oleny Tx. His dealings w Ross Perot Jr. ,Older folks remembered the star telegram article reporting the time in 1990 PD pulled over his Crown Victoria at a nasty car wreck on jacksboro highway, ran to the disaster, ripped the car door off a smoking ford escort with his bare hands, and pulled a drunk texas tech frat boy out of the wreckage, saving his life. He was known for his beautiful and gracious Argentinian wife Paloma Fatima of the Lupo Family of Buenos Ares. Their 55 year marriage and love affair. His massive estate in Tanglewood. stuff like that.

on 5/10/23 he was the only man in the room to notice the red textile thing, some kind of fabric, hanging from the pully system high above the podium where shrimpy Coach fish-gumbo-bag was standing.

Coach Dumbo-butt had started talking, and predictably he began with that old trope some things in life are more important than football. he was was recalling his dear friendship with jameis winston and a story about the day he gave winston a ride to the airport...
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One more time! Lets go!!

Last word....pride!....cant let them agsies have the last word!

C'mon!
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"Take Jameis Winston out of this guy's arsenal, and he may not be a head coach right now."


NOW he tells A&M...
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Shoefly! said:



That toilet bowl gin must be good in the hokie!
virginia tech's mascot?
drinking the go-to jim beam black extra aged..best bang for your buck

5/10/23 Fort Worth
The Cowtown Ags sitting at their tables, including Mr. Higinbotham were none too patiently waiting for some answers. A 6 game losing streak with the greatest resources and,such loyal support, seems unacceptable. did this man take a year off? What gives..

….at the podium Coach-jumbo-fart boyband chum-bucket was speaking….finishing the story about his fine friendship with fellow national champ jameis winston. The story went...
Winston had a flight to Atlanta. Jumbo-fart drove him to the airport. As jumbo-fart carried jameis winston's bag to the gate, winston turned around and said..."while I'mgone,coach I want you to visit my little sister…."
Jjimbo-fart gave winston his personal word of honor...
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Of course in Fort Worth everybody knew PD Higinbotham was a Texas Aggie to the bone. A grad and rabid fan of Aggie football, had given untold amounts to the university for decades, they had no idea…beau coup amounts, much anonymously, or through other entities
Many also knew in 1988, in a move that humbled grateful Horn-frogs, PD Higinbotham had helped TCU restore their campus natatorium that had fallen into disrepair, .
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…...those men who considered themselves PD Higinbotham's closest friends knew a bit more about him. they knew PD was a damn good card player. he was a keen judge of topography and a dead aim on the putting green which is unusual for a big man whose eyes are six feet two inches above the ball. they knew he could hold his liquor. And his friends had heard of PD's and his wife's prowess on horseback, and that for a time they bred quarter-horses up around Aubrey. they knew PD spoke beautiful Mexican Spanish, and they wouldn't have been surprised to learn he also spoke the spanish of Argentina tinged with the traditional italian emphases. They didn't know he spoke fluent Italian. They didn't know PD at one time could effortlessly communicate in a number of serbian-croatian slavic languages and dialects that are used in the land once called Yugoslavia…..

his closest friends didn't know he had once spent 26 nights in a hide tent on the mongolian steppes being nursed back to health from a poisoning and two bullet holes (hip and thigh), by a family of kindhearted eurasian nomads. ... things got alittle hairy...dramatic in the years between PD's Aggie graduation and his career at bell helicopter. .. It was the cold war...maybe you've heard of it...
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Last word!
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Loyalty said:

Lol!

Cut and paste the boiler plate! Fear and jealousy…we get it. You represent all sips when it comes to the national champ head coach Jimbo Fisher. You'd give anything (even your favorite dildo!) to have him.
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We should be embarrased?










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usmcbrooks said:

We should be embarrased?


Not my call.
you could ask your father appalachian state....who lost to TX State
....maybe you should ask Texas State, your grandfather
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usmcbrooks said:

We should be embarrased?













Don't forget these!






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Loyalty said:

usmcbrooks said:

We should be embarrased?













Don't forget these!







Or these chuckle heads....
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1 little fresh innocent six-game-jimbofisher-losing-streak meme triggers brain breakage, bwahaha

despite four bowl wins in four seasons, Dumb Herman was fired on January 2, 2021....for not being a good enough football coach. for the Texas Longhorns


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…..DATELINE 5/10 23
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
FORT WORTH, TEXAS
delicious BBQ
the
Aggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium. TEXAS FLAGSHIP


…And so...It was a well attended event, though with 36 fewer attendees than last year. Shrimp-coach corn-Bait was illustrating two (2)points of inspiration with his heartfelt story about his abiding relationship with fellow champion Jameis Winston, and the sacred promise he made, that day. to Winston at the airport. those two (2)points were; Ethics and Excellence.
His jameis winston story finished like this ……..,...,it was Ethical for Coach Corn-bait to keep his word of honor. and visit Winston's little sister at the Tallahassee county jail while j winston was away in Atlanta…. and it was Excellent for coach-corn-Bait to sneak in a pack of newports and put $12 on her account at the prison store.
..above and beyond…

……….. a good number of the Fort Worth Aggies sitting through this speech, including PD Higinbotham, were not impressed with this stalling technique. they wanted to know how a coach paid Nine (9) MiLLioN dollars a year while getting the best recruits available..season after season...could lose SIX games in a row without righting the ship.
they were waiting for some kind of answer... something

...but there were some Ags who were deeply moved by this jameias winston story...

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Lol
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report continued…..






…..DATELINE 5/10 23
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
FORT WORTH, TEXAS
delicious BBQ
the
Aggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium. TEXAS FLAGSHIP


…..Dimbo-flagship-head coach mud-butt at the podium now; explaining to the Fort Worth Aggies that his team of 5-stars just were not angry enough while Appalachian State was turning Kyle Field into a prison shower nightmare for 80,000 Aggie Faithful, that loyal 12th Man and many many more watching from their homes. But Dimbo says it was just the exact wake-up-call his 5-starblue-chippers needed...and being laughed at throughout the SEC...to get angry as all hell, to get gangster angry...so the boys could beat Miami, which they did.,,cause you gotta play angry to win football games..per national champion headcoach doodoo ball. And in 2023 we're gonna be angry! and nobody knows who the quarterback will be but I'll say one thing, he has got to make better decisions...and stay angry!"
..smattering of applause from the Fort Worth crowd .somebody whoooped. Several of the tables paid more to have a yell leader sit with them. it might have been a yell leader who whoooped. Anyway there was some excitement at this point in Dimbo's speech..that maybe the TX flagship Texas Aggies would be so angry in 2023 they wouldn't lose at home to non-con throwaway 4th tier nobody-schools from north carolina.


Long time Aggie donor PD Higinbotham was sitting at a table of middle aged Aggie men who weren't whoooping and clapping.
....PD was looking at his Rolex, then back up at the red cloth thing suspended over the podium by the pulley system. PD looked at his watch, then back up, then his watch, then back up. He had detected that this red round textile thing was very slowly descending...did a little math...at around ...24 centimeters a minute. This red hanging fabric thing had circular framing...and now PD could see black markings on it..
He could also see a black box affixed to a rafter...and he correctly surmised there was probably an electric motor inside..
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Last word!!! Lol
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one month ago today


…..DATELINE 5/10 23
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
FORT WORTH, TEXAS
delicious BBQ
theAggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium.;;
TEXAS FLAGSHIP


...FsU national champ come Aggie head Coach jumbo-wet-fart fellofftheballwasher was at the PODIUM..,2 day beard..didnt even shave his neck..wrinkled shirt..; flapping his gums spraying gold paint on manure. ,,,shamelessly spewing the kind of spew a man would spew who got a multi-million dollar raise and then sh!+ the bed and the floor and sh!+ the whole damn house…...but a man who knew he was bulletproof and too big to fail. And he knew his audience; ..,...and in Coach wet-fart's pocket was the magic Aggie sheep-whistle that tweeted sec-sec-sec when you blew on it. It made most Aggies forget all about the TEXAS AGGIE SIX GAME LOSING STREAK OF 2022

But the Cowntown Ags were a tougher crowd because they had seen up close what Coach Sonny Dykes did with less than half the resources..
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….At the age of 17 when PD Higinbotham arrived at A&M from the family farm on the blackland prairie a little east of Waco, he was already 6'3" with 3 more inches to go. but PD wasn't bean-pole -tall.. He was just big. and solid. And comfortable in his skin. During his 4 years in Aggieland ..PD received two(2) memorable visits.,,one at the start of his student life, and one near the end of his time in college station. PD's first visitor was unsuccessful in his quest and demand. The 2nd visitors got their wish….
Aggie football Coach Paul W Bryant noticed freshman Higinbotham jogging across campus trying not be late for a lecture, and saw in the boy a natural athleticism and grace uncommon to humans so large. he wanted that big ol boy on the team...
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Keep going! Don't lest us down.

Last word! Pride!
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student PD Higinbotham's first significant visit received in Aggieland, of two(2).

Now back in those days Aggie football Coach Paul W. Bryant wasn't used to being told ,"no."
PD Higinbotham was trying with all due respect ..to tell The Bear he was sorry, he liked football plenty, but he was at college to learn about electronics and radar, ..and also that back home on the farm he had worked out a suspension system based on a whippletree idea that allowed one to pull a sled of open water barrels filled to the brim, across the width of a plowed field, without spilling a drop. they sent PD to San Antonio to show off his model at a science convention when he was 14 years old. ..now they were paying for his college. But PD didn't even get half of it out …
Coach Bryant interrupted him after just a few words..."sounds to me boy. like you're scared to fight for your school." well, PD's face went blank, "no sir, that ain't it."
Coach Bryant threw up his hands "aw hell' and walked out of there.
; PD vowed he'd do everything he could for the Fightin' Aggies when he could but he had different destiny than playing ball. ....and Bear Bryant was off to "momma" alabama the next year.

……….so over 7 decades and several million dollars of gifts to A&M later ..student Higinbotham was now Longtime Texas Aggie donor PD Higinbotham...and he was sitting at a table with fellow Aggies at this event;
…..DATELINE 5/10 23
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
FORT WORTH, TEXAS
delicious BBQ
theAggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium.;;
TEXAS FLAGSHIP


...FsU national champ come Aggie six-game-losing-streak head Coach jumbobutt-wart turd-goblinfish was at the PODIUM….
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Good job little man! Last word!!
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FORT WORTH, TEXAS
…..DATELINE >>>> 5/10/2023<<<<
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
delicious BBQ
theAggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium.;;
TEXAS FLAGSHIP
….and there were a few tables of Fort Worth Aggie men who were hoping to get assurance that even a 3-game-losing-streak would never happen again ….ever


...fsu 2013 ten year anniversary cash-in national champ come Aggie flagshiphead Coach Jimbo dimbo balldropper fish-pus was at the PODIUM….
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now this red circular fabric hoop framework thing hanging way high over the podium...it kept lowering. slowly slowly. At first ,,way up there it looked like...bunting? or a curtain. It wasn't maroon. It was red.. cardinal red, traditional red?….
At the get-go first-sighting PD thought it was bunting leftover from a previous event...now it was low enough to make out a bit more…
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jimbo dimbo turd-grouper cheats at golf. everybody knows that...a foot-wedging stroke-eraser if everthere was one.. from the bowden school of links. ..learned a long time ago if you cheat and win scott free it ain't cheating. Somebody's gotta be man enough to call you on it... so show-up at the course already in a bad mood.,,play the odds nobody has the nuts to pipe up. ..a strategy applicable in many situations.. Coach-germ-butt had a look,, he perfected in florida...a look he gave to men who might question his place in the pecking order,.. and that look said..."don't you need me to win you your football games???" which Coachgerm-butt follows with a smirk/look that says... "I thought so."

AT PD'S Table. Coach's Night Wednesday 5/10/23
…….Here's why Aggie LTD PD Higginbotham was already, authentically, not in too ,good of a mood when he got there. To Coach's Night in the Fort Worth stockyards.
it's because of an incident just a few days prior. :
On Sunday 5/7/23 Longtime Aggie donor PD was with his lovely wife Paloma Fatima Higginbotham, a fine lady of the Buenos Aires Lupo Family, ,,and they enjoyed a late lunch at Eddie V's…on Camp Bowie, or West 7th ..whatever youwant to call it… and this noxious incident put a burr under PD's saddle…

the incident involved a table of sushi sniffing TCU yupster-dinks .martinis on aSunday 3pm .one idiot drinking sake because she says… she simply must drink sake when eating sushi . ,a dummy...out of order.mid-wits ..who had gotten in the habit of thinking they(TCU) owned Fort Worth, Texas. Which they didn't…
because, just one of several diamonds in a Rolex bezel doesn't make the whole watch….
And 3 days before Coach's Night ...this table of brusca..tipsy pequeno .tontos tcu fools foolishly engaged The Higginbothams as the stately couple was exiting the Cowtown establishment...Eddie V's…..



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Pride pride pride! Don't let me have the last word! Let's go!
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many years ago-----------------
PD knew a lot of things they don't teach in history books.
clandestine American maneuvers by conventional combat troops in Yugoslavia, in the late 50's helped that country break away from the soviets in the early 60's, and our country lost a couple dozen good American men in the doing.
In a part of that country where at least eight good men had been lost, including two officers...there was a particular day ...when PD Higginbotham was in a one-room cinder-block building, with a table, a silver case, a translator he didn't trust, and three mercenary-looking Bulgarians supposedly not-loyal to the soviets..5 men in the room..and PD's assignment was to walk out of that building with the case and stay alive long enough for a spotter to call in the helicopter transport currently hovering in place on the other side of a hill ,,,just a half-mile away.
and this was a cash deal, and the contents of the steel case pertained to rare mineral mines. and rail construction. It was one of those transactions that goes off right ..about 80% percent of the time. PD loved the action. his size was intimidating but PD was light on his feet and had a smile that could put one at ease. This was an operation where he drove up in a VW Bug and departed by chopper. he either left the car at the deal, ...or if there was static, blew it up remotely as diversion/tactical chaos. Once the spotter called in the copter ,, there was about 1 minute to kill before it swooped in. but .. There was no static.
that deal in the cinder-block room in yugo, in and of itself.. went smoothly, no posturing. no guns. all smiles. "big man ,little car" they laughed.. "yes yes" PD rubbed his neck.
PD walked out of the building with the case ,,and went and stood by the VW bug. But he spent that minute of wait-time looking around for a sharp object. He was unarmed,,… but he needed something with enough of an edge on it, to, ,,,if he had to,.. take off a man's finger….
….because one of those Bulgarians, the one who had extended his hand to accept PD's doppkit stuffed with cash… had gotten his mitts on, and was wearing ... an Aggie ring… and PD sure could tell ...that swarthy bulgarian mercenary ******* with a crooked smile.,..wasn't a graduate of Texas A&M…


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==the incident that put PD Higginbotham in a foul mood before coach's night==
so on SUNDAY AFTERNOON 5/7/23,,...three(3) days before Aggie Coach's Night in Fort Worth Texas…
At Eddie V's…3PM on a Sunday .these 5 clueless private-school tcu grads ...drunk...were sitting around a table having deep conversation, expressing their emotions about the woeful lack of food-trucks in Fort Worth...and why can't there be an airstream taco vendor on every corner like they have in Austin. ,,whaaa
And then one of these TCU twerps,,,drunk at 3pm.. noticed ...or took notice..of an elderly couple..casually but smartly dressed.. with noble bearing .,leaving the establishment..Eddie V's...and the tall, elderly gentleman (PDH) had on his head, a pristine Texas A&M Aggie Century Club ballcap,,, custom made and presented to him specially,, ,one of only 23 like it in existence..,
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Last word! Keep cutting and pasting! Let's go! Keep that faux pride going! Lol at you.
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Texas velvet maestro said:

Good question.

Just noting that the last 6 months of buffoonery, gaffes and embarrassing remarks weren't isolated incidents.
it goes back even further. way back.


Why the **** can you not make a perfect capitalization??? How stupid are you?
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