Aggball2010 said:

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Why the **** can you not make a perfect capitalization??? How stupid are you?

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that's a tough but fair question. however I'm bias. Is it a sin to prioritize sloppy speed over content, style and precision? tDoes that sound like something a stupid person would do?

Seems the OP is the dimwit

this thread, a least what I;ve written. evolved into an actual factual fact-based report of an actual occurrence. 100% accurate accuracy. especially in regards to the dates. there will be notations and links to back up every factoid. And in those links you will find perfect and proper capitalization. stay tuned

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for this dumb horsesh-t

After all that good work for very powerful and patriotic entities during the cold war, PD Higginbotham was a highly respected man, and he basically had the planet earth at his disposal. Many of his peers ended up in DC, Virginia and Maryland, certain parts of California that are considered centers of power.
But a brother Aggie who PD looked up to, ...a WWII vet and businessman. talked PD into investing in Fort Worth Texas, and PD Higginbotham was forever grateful. PD loved Cowtown. There is no city of its size like it. ..the most conservative and patriotic big city in Texas. And Fort Worth could have gone in any direction in the 1970's...but this man PD respected...kept Cowtown on the right path. Those TCU millennials in Eddie V's never heard of this man...., ….Jimbo Fisher never heard of him...but this Aggie was everything to Fort Worth Texas.
Talking about "the Mayor" Bob Bolen.

BohunkAg said:

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You all should be ashamed of yourselves for this dumb horsesh-t

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FORT WORTH, TEXAS
…..DATELINE >>>> 5/10/2023<<<<
COACH'S NIGHT at Billy Bob's
delicious BBQ
theAggie podium, a banner stretched across the front of the podium.;;
TEXAS FLAGSHIP

...Fsu shameless championFlagship TX Ag Coach Jumbo tub-o-dung goo-sack, at the PODIUM was trying to explain that mississippi schools, bless their hearts, our fattest poorest americans, were not his kryptonite and it was no biggie his 5-star Texas Aggies LOST…4 GAMES IN A ROW...over th course of two (2) seasons to these obese mud people. .. we're gonna wipe that mississippi dawg splatter off our brows, pay me..no shame..and fight even hardr, get back out there angrier than ever./..not gonna swallow that mississippi rebel splatter no more"..
...and some old a-bit-disgruntled Fort Worth Aggie grandmother and widow..who was pondering the idea of leaving Texas A&M everything..her estate in the memory of her beloved now deceased Aggie husband.. .she was about to feebly object and speak her mind out loud...say what she thought,, her deceased Aggie husband ..would have said….namely…., saythat...constantly losing to teams from mississippi was hardly inspirational……
……...BUT. TX flagship Ag-HC goo-Shorts was quicker ..and coach jimboGoo-shorts strategically asked that everyone bow their heads in silence ……….for the passing of Coach Mike Leach…. And this quieted down the Aggies who have respect for good men,, and matters of life and death …And that elderly good wife , that faithful surviving mate of a good Aggie in heaven ...instead of speaking her thoughts...kept her peace…


...and while the Cowntown Aggies were saying silent prayers for the Leach family, ,,,champ Dimbo goo fisher started talking again..."now unlike Coach Dykes and TCU...in 2022 we were unfairly unjustly plagued by many, many injuries….."

Nope. 100% of the fantasy that you write comes from an insatiable hole in your head for all things Texas A&M (the very first and flagship public university of our great state). It would be a bit creepy if it weren't so entertaining.

But I'll grant you this, much respect should be given for your creative writing skills. Cheers!!

Why did little brother tu follow us to the SEC.

What changed in 11 years I wonder?

Cojack said:

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Seems the OP is the dimwit

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Why the **** can you not make a perfect capitalization??? How stupid are you?

in the time it takes my dumb ass to write/report a short sentence... PD Higginbotham could think 10 thousand things, and ask himself ..and answer... ten thousand questions.
we can't keep up. It'sa fool's game to try and keep up///only a stupid person would even attempt it…
so yeah…yes, incredibly stupid..apparent..ly I hope you're happy.

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So back then...many years ago...middle of Cold War.. Yugoslavia


unlike many of his fellow fly-boys and his good ol nuts-and-bolts compadres ...Texas Aggie PD Higginbotham had a talent for looking into a man's soul, and he could read a room as well as anybody.
,,,,bBack at the GMI* he had lapped up the intelligence training and all things psychological. PD took pride in knowing, ..when he was running point,. on a deal going down ,pride in knowing what every man in the room was thinking. ..and when he didn't have great briefings on these various fellows, most of them . traitors and difficult men by nature….PD had to force their thinking.;;;and so…this situation...the cinder block structure in Yugoslavia...the bulgarians, the sketchy translator...and the unforeseen matter..an Aggie Ring on the wrong man's finger..
..and this is why you don't arrive in a copter, APC, mercedes ,Rolls, jeep or Cadillac. ..you putt-putt-putt up in a 9 year old dented fender VW Bug wired to combust in case of static..and present an amusing non-threatening impression of a harmless oversized dude in civvies stepping out of a golf cart. looking around like he just woke up in a strange place,,hijack their bulgarian minds, the confusion technique ...dominate the cinder-block space, a 6'5" man in small room with a low roof, ...make the exchange...friendly-like..then depart loudly with a show of American strength and technology. A black bird with a faux door-gunner for effect, that dissuades any second thoughts or bad plans from a possibly hostile client., that could queer the deal on the way out..you don't drive away and get ambushed around the bend. PD liked it bloodless. The conditions of every transaction was that its participants be unarmed. PD didn't mind when everyone got what they came for…good business… But here was a matter of importance, unexpected..outside of the mission..that ring..and a calculated risk was in order...

PD, standing by the VW with the steel case .that matter of the mission, about big enough for a portable typewriter..he had scanned the area and there was nothing sharp ...nothing suitable. there was a cute little Colt.32acp under the drivers seat but PD wasn't gonna grab that and break the terms he established.
Of course he knew the bulgarians were watching him from inside the building..and that so-called interpreter, a wild card..and PD saw himself ..standing by the Bug.. through their eyes. .and he knew transport was less than a minute away and he knew everyone would hear his custom BellAgusta47 chopper 20 seconds before it set down...and he reckoned when they heard that Bell ...at least two of the bulgarians would step out for a look...and he hoped one of them would be the fellow with that ring...because if could help it, he didn't want to go back inside that house…
…and there was the chopchopchop...and three of the 4 came out of the building as the shadow of the copter hit the space...and the fellow with the ring was there...but quite unfortunately..the interpreter had a kalashnikov.....



God Bless America

Fascinating. So when does PD H get taken out by the socialist operatives in Austin?

Haven't come to this board in ages and we've got idiots starting "Jimbo limbo" threads? Good God, please do better

Oh the rest of us have been having to live with the garbage for about a month now. Feel blessed!!

David_Puddy said:

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Haven't come to this board in ages and we've got idiots starting "Jimbo limbo" threads? Good God, please do better

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welcome to my world. 100% accurate reporting. it's almost finished, and there was no "limbo" on or around 5/10/23 A good rhyme but i can't use it.

David_Puddy said:

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Haven't come to this board in ages and we've got idiots starting "Jimbo limbo" threads? Good God, please do better

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Only boards worth a damn now are politics and outdoors.

ChemEAg08 said:

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Only boards worth a damn now are politics and outdoors.

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yeah but between those two, which one is best? because I smell a rivalry.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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What a dimwitted jive turkey.
He's like the Joe Biden of college football. lost.
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/10/paul-finebaum-jimbo-fisher-embarrassed-texas-am-explains-difference-between-him-gus-malzahn.html

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At least he doesn't threesomes with a monkey.

SD Scott said:

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Oh the rest of us have been having to live with the garbage for about a month now.

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it isn't fair, but garbage is your roommate now. you're just unlucky.


Texas A&M is where PD Higginbotham found out he didn't know everything, and where he met men coming back to college after serving our country in far away places. It's where a visiting professor, Dr."Gib" Dottereaux insisted he ditch the larger springs and sled-pads on his suspension project ..for hinges or joints and casters, and downsize the whole thing for easier management in its engineering.….. and PD took another person's advice which was rare for him...
PD learned to subordinate himself ..in the face of the men he met in College Station... he came to understand the value in humility and faith whenever appropriate...and he became a listener. He read Plato and Tolstoy at A&M and he also learned to weld properly. And you might say...it's where PD learned spanish. .. you could say PD learned his first foreign language about the best way a red-blooded 17 year old Texas boy can learn a language… ther was Mexican girl outside La grange..her name was Alma Maria..she was pretty. she followed her older sister to the ranch...but once there, Alma wouldn't wh-o-re., and she was the one who really gathered the eggs and fed the chickens at the chicken ranch...and slept alone in the shed.aAnd dodged the local sheriff, a nasty man, and that's a story..
When PD graduated and left College Station for Van Horn, Alma went back to her country. ..and she thought she'd never hear from PD agai.n..
A&M is where they put casters on PD's whippletree-inspired suspension, its work was continued at the Guadalupe mountain installation, then to Houston.. this Texas Aggie's idea born on his father's farm ...evolved over time into the Rocker-bogie...keeping a load absolutely level on all terrain. tech revealed to the public long after its perfection..and that's par...
*Colloquially called by the 1900 men who passed through before its closing, "helicopter school." Guadalupe Mountain Installation 1951-1964. buit into rock. 75% of the facility was concealed unviewable from the sky and early-on it was sometimes called, over beers, .."The WCS," because it seemed the general teaching and training philosophy there ...was to reverse-engineer all hypothetical undertakings from the worst case scenario. No other facility put such emphasis on preparation for malfunction, because many of its graduates would soon be swimming in the cold war's hot water. among much, PD learned to fly and crash helicopters because for some jobs it's good to know both..
And from there PD's outfit did contract work, and within 3 years he was running ops for General Dynamics and other groups .partners... with his handpicked teams and this was called gathering data or precious items or research all over the planet ...for the projects were called, would soon be called ..i guess you'd say, skunk-works..

Loyalty said:

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Keep going! Don't lest us down.

Last word! Pride!

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continuing the report...
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THE WOMEN of their lives


The morning of 5/10/23


blow-hole Dumbo Fisher is a disciplined man. His strategic rituals are designed and observed to keep him healthy, motivated and on-task. It doesn't matter if he's in a Four-seasons hotel.or if he's house-sitting for jameous winston, in the middle of spring football or in the pressurizedcollege football flurry of November. Home or away..coast to coast...it doesn't matter...this is his every day,
7:15 am EST, every morning found JimBo fisher sitting on a toilet, performing his morning constitutional. ..that's every morning(8:15 Texas time). Every morning for over 40 years. And.. this is what keeps the great man sane..a.religion...in the midst of a fire tornado,,the pressure of college football.
The morning of 5/10/23 Cornbait dimbo on the can, hot tears of discipline running down his face...mid ritual..his Meet-the-Coach event in Fort Worth that 5/10/23 evening, ..the special effects he would use to confound the Fort Worth Aggies...the expert verbage...that event..that Aggie dinner.in Cowtown...still eleven hours away.. was the last thing on his mind….all thoseBBQ dinners...all of them;; were just the fuel for 7:15 am EST,,( 8:15 TX time ,,every day. Of his life. The sacred ritual. That golden moment
...and then...the morning of 05/10/23 7:26 am EST ,,,(8:26 Txtime)…..the great man...his golden ritual.. bowels ..blammmo...sudden... triumphant expulsion!
He stands up quickly...whirls around...facing the deed in the toilet bowl...the great man alone in a bathroom...pointing an accusing finger...his feet slightly more than shoulder length apart, pants at ankles...pointing...through gritted teeth he snarls.. "you think you're better than me"...pointing at the load in the toilet...(this morning it was a pile...looked like..a pound-and-a-half of limp brown dead seahorses...poop in a neat pile...pointing righjt at it..."YOU THINK your're BETTeR than me!!! the great fsu champion ROARS ….then grabbing grabbing at the toilet paper roll and then wiping..wiping madly wiping...and wadding TP wadding wadding until he has ball of toilet paper the size of a tennis ball...which he slam-dunks violently into the toilet...and he flushes flushes..says..."go to hell nick saban" he laughs with orgasmic delight..."go straight to helll".. and now collapsing at the foot of the commode..Coach jimbo's tears of discipline mix with the beads of sweat of a job well done...and mix finally..with his tears shed for the saban-soiled reputations of the families of the innocent 17 year old, four-and-5-star lads in his charge..
And this is why coach Corn-bait's young brunette wife ….Courtney Fisher ,.. on the sage advice of Corn-bait's blonde ex-wife ...Candi Fisher, ;;;;; insists that..each and all,,, every one ..of their many homes ...have plumbing scaled up for industrial usage. to accommodate her husband's giant wad-balls of toilet paper.

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The Aggie's wife: Mrs. PD Higginbotham
Paloma Fatima Mathilde of the Lupo Family of Buenos Aires. her native blood was in her mother's line.
she was PD Higginbotham's lover, his wife..and in polite society his majordomo.. she never asked PD to be anything less than the man he wanted to be. Her background; Paloma grew up in buenos aires and as a little girl,, had a servant ..had ponies..and she slept on a 4-hundred year old ciliegio feather bed imported from Italy. Her father had abrief ambassadorship in Italy and ..16 years old..a diplomat's beautiful daughter..she was there...and her father had horses and he knew a lot of important people, he spoke german,.(he introduced PD to the Horten bros)..and he was a notorious Bridge player, her father ..he could also afford to lose lavishly. because She came from old money. She came from the old world, old wars old banks great art, marble and silver and gold... but Paloma had never seen a serious man work and create ..and work, ..an American man. PD was 28 years old when she first saw him in the embassy, il sontuoso patio dell'ambasciata. she,was sixteen…a year later began something like a courtship..
this American's strange bearing of confidence and humility..a man who mixed seamlessly with the 7th generation Italian servant class and the elites to whom her father deferred...and earn respect..then make an honest living and become wealthy ..and be a great man uncompromised. ,..her own two argentian brothers were cads with soft hands..But here is America. this dream as it was imagined. .in the form of this man PDHigginbotham .and she was in love with him and all of it...his adventure was hers, and hers, his. Paloma liked the way American men greeted one another with firm handshakes. ...she was the one who called PD,.. whispered guapo Pablo.
Her pride was to be his confidante...and he sometimes told Paloma stories with details divulged only to her...and among them her favorite.. may have been the story about his retrieval of the Aggie Ring in Yugoslavia and its return to the deceased lieutenant's family.

Wow. 1:43am.... Not sure what which one you are suffering from but Obsessive Jealousy and/or Delusional Jealousy (regarding all things Texas A&M) are for you...real forms of psychosis.

So back to your fantasy. You never answered my question.

When does your story line include PD Higgenbotham get taken out by the socialist operatives from Austin?

Your turn...

Jesus Christ the same losers posting in here a full decade later. Glad I missed nothing the last 10 years. See you in 2033