Fat Ketch does it again

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In reply to agent-maroon • 11:36p, 3/12/21
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agent-maroon said:
JimboFFisher said:
That guy just oozes football knowledge from his pores.
Would imagine he oozes a lot of things from his pores.
Never seen a human being sweat gravy but Ketch might be the exception
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In reply to BadMoonRisin • 7:18a, 3/13/21
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BadMoonRisin said:
What the hell size t-shirt is that?


The size is SCT which is short for Small Circus Tent. You find them in the men's department at Catherine's.
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In reply to dixichkn • 4:50p, 3/14/21
dixichkn said:
agent-maroon said:
JimboFFisher said:
That guy just oozes football knowledge from his pores.
Would imagine he oozes a lot of things from his pores.
Never seen a human being sweat gravy but Ketch might be the exception


But mainly chicken grease.
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5:33p, 3/24/21
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Geoffrey is about to become the world's biggest, literally and figuratively, Austin FC fan.

https://www.kxan.com/sports-general/austin-fc/pluckers-to-dish-out-free-wings-if-austin-fc-scores-first-at-home-matches/
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11:56p, 4/1/21
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Shouldn't his nickname be Ketchapotamus?
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In reply to jejdag • 4:10p, 4/6/21
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How the hell can anyone stand with both feet pointed out like that?
I think that's position 2 in ballet.
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In reply to Potcake • 11:56p, 4/6/21
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Potcake said:
Geoffrey is about to become the world's biggest, literally and figuratively, Austin FC fan.

https://www.kxan.com/sports-general/austin-fc/pluckers-to-dish-out-free-wings-if-austin-fc-scores-first-at-home-matches/


Surprised he isn't a spokesman yet...

"Look at me. They're THIS good!"
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In reply to Tom Doniphon • 2:35p, 4/8/21
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Tom Doniphon said:
I can't see that pic of Ketch without thinking of "Fatso with travel scrabble"
Was just thinking about "the sound of mud hitting curtains" as I was reading.
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6:38p, 4/8/21
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Ok guys. We have to be fair to ketch. That pic of the fatass was before he for staples. I remember him whiling about that pic being out there because he had done so much after that to get his weight down.

So, to be fair to Ketch, here is a pic of him after he had the surgery.

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10:29a, 4/13/21
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IIRC, that pic was the lead in to a national article done by rivals. it was linked on orangebloods for like a day, before ketch had it taken down.
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In reply to Science Denier • 2:55p, 4/13/21
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Science Denier said:
Ok guys. We have to be fair to ketch. That pic of the fatass was before he for staples. I remember him whiling about that pic being out there because he had done so much after that to get his weight down.

So, to be fair to Ketch, here is a pic of him after he had the surgery.


I weep for the headset.
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12:03p, 4/15/21
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I am reminded of a gif that showed Ketchapotamus' Atlas ankles.
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In reply to Beetle 92 • 12:05p, 4/15/21
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Beetle 92 said:
I am reminded of a gif that showed Ketchapotamus' Atlas ankles.

Impossible. He has no ankles. His calves go right into his shoes.
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In reply to Squadron7 • 1:11p, 4/15/21
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Squadron7 said:
Beetle 92 said:
I am reminded of a gif that showed Ketchapotamus' Atlas ankles.

Impossible. He has no ankles. His calves go right into his shoes.


Mea Culpa - Atlas Kankle then.
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1:43p, 4/15/21
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Would ya'll please get off Ketche's ass? He's a non-biased investigative sports journalist just doing what he does best.
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In reply to Shoefly! • 8:12a, 4/16/21
Here I am at 8:10am in need of a morning boost, and then I read this post and it puts a huge smile on my face.

It's funny because it's true
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8:15a, 4/16/21
He's the Magnum P.I. of investigative sports journalism.

Well... at least that's how I imagine how he views himself... haha

Edit: The old cool Magnum, not the new Magnum.
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In reply to aggiebird02 • 11:07a, 4/16/21
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aggiephoenix02 said:
He's the Magnum P.I. of investigative sports journalism.

Well... at least that's how I imagine how he views himself... haha

Edit: The old cool Magnum, not the new Magnum.

Can you realistically see Ketch squeezing himself into a Ferrari?!
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In reply to AgCat93 • 1:04p, 4/16/21
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AgCat93 said:
aggiephoenix02 said:
He's the Magnum P.I. of investigative sports journalism.

Well... at least that's how I imagine how he views himself... haha

Edit: The old cool Magnum, not the new Magnum.

Can you realistically see Ketch squeezing himself into a Ferrari?!

And would you get into T.C.'s helo with him? He'd need to upgrade to a CH-54.
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1:57p, 4/16/21
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How i envision ketch in a helicopter, being delivered by a sea stallion.





If he must ride inside the aircraft.......
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In reply to aggiebird02 • 6:13p, 4/16/21
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aggiephoenix02 said:
Here I am at 8:10am in need of a morning boost, and then I read this post and it puts a huge smile on my face.

It's funny because it's true


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1:14p, 4/17/21
So easy to attack him for the obvious low-hanging fruit, (ironic I know), but there is nothing in his 'career' that qualifies him to be an actual evaluator of talent or to have any possible idea of what good coaching and talent development really entails. He simply injects a few SAT words and speaks in generalities. Pandering will always pay, the t shirts eat it up...
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In reply to Oscar Diggs • 10:59p, 4/19/21
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I recall someone recently commenting that the guy to the left has never really received any attention despite the fact that he is obese as well. It's just that Ketch is so inhumanly large that you don't even notice the other guy.


That's Bobby Burton, both sip "analysts" have the look of men that know what it takes to succeed on the football field right?
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2:17p, 4/20/21
someone on aggiyell saw him at the pluckers in cedar park about 7 years ago on national signing day. ketch had an entire corner booth to himself, his laptop, his headset, and about 6 trays of wings as the poster told it.
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In reply to Cactus Jack Spivey • 11:36p, 4/24/21
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Cactus Jack Spivey said:
So easy to attack him for the obvious low-hanging fruit, (ironic I know), but there is nothing in his 'career' that qualifies him to be an actual evaluator of talent or to have any possible idea of what good coaching and talent development really entails. He simply injects a few SAT words and speaks in generalities. Pandering will always pay, the t shirts eat it up...


Uh hello......he did kick some serious ass in a sports trivia competition back in the day. Come on man.
Pretty sure most of you don’t know me.
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In reply to Jack Squat 83 • 3:41p, 4/29/21
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Uh hello......he did kick some serious ass in a sports trivia competition back in the day. Come on man.
So that's how he wound up in the Ex Student Association so soon.
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In reply to CoachtobeNamed$$$ • 2:02p, 5/1/21
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Nope, that's gravy!
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