A Southwest flight to Des Moines isn't Air France just because a bunch of gay dudes are servicing you.
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Or you actually are heading to France and still chose to post here.
Clob94 said:Keep stalking me and I'll dump you too.Roadhouse said:
I checked his history the other day. He was posting in Politics that he used to have a "stupid hot" Polish girlfriend.
Such a badass.
Clob. Seriously. We're just talking **** and joking around but you need to get back to work (your plane "ride" to France) or you'll get fired.
Two actually. 17 and 19 but alas, they drowned in canyon lake in a tragic boating accident..... along with all their AR cousins........
Layover in France then onto Luanda Angola.
Clob94 said:
Layover in France then onto Luanda Angola.
Are you not traveling with someone who might want to be speaking with you on the awesome trip, Clob?
Clob94 said:
Layover in France then onto Luanda Angola.
Just hold the hook'em hand up and you'll meet some new dudes in no time.
Flying solo. Two of my business partners arrived there yesterday. Angola sucks balls but we've got a project we are trying to get nailed down.
I know you're joking but seriously, I always travel with my Texas hat.... good luck charm as I have never crashed. But no matter where I go, I will hear "hook'em horns" at least once on nearly every overseas trip.
Muy said:
Clob paid for internet access on a plane to post on Texags.
F'ing brutal. And if he's on SW he could've watched the game free
Clob94 said:
Flying solo. Two of my business partners arrived there yesterday. Angola sucks balls but we've got a project we are trying to get nailed down.
Got it. Now I'm clear. You're a big-time business guy doing business in Angola, your only friends are already at the big-time business meeting, and you only have time to post here because of free wifi on Air France.
Those partners are desperately trying to get the contract signed before clob struts in the room with his hat on!
It's not the hat that bothers them but they do get pissy when I come in with copenhagen in my mouth.Muy said:
Those partners are desperately trying to get the contract signed before clob struts in the room with his hat on!
So i'm assuming the meeting situation is below business-casual?
You nailed it homie. Like tupac said "all I want is money, **** the fame I'm a simple man"..... btw... was this the first time Bama hasn't scored on their first drive all year?
Getting serious up in here. I hope the boy that schlub is taking to Angola survives the rapey business partners.
It's an oil artifical lift deal. Sometimes we have to go to Sonangol's HQ and meet with the brass, sometimes we go out into the kinguila field near Soyo to meet with the on sight engineers. Just depends.
Clob94 said:
You nailed it homie. Like tupac said "all I want is money, **** the fame I'm a simple man"..... btw... was this the first time Bama hasn't scored on their first drive all year?
Sounds like you'll be making money hand over fist once this awesome business meeting concludes. Don't forget to keep that ball cap on and dip in.
I get the feeling that this dip **** is flying to Angola to secure some funds promised to him by the Nigerian Prince that he met over an email last week randomly sent to his Hotmail account. Gonna get 419 scammed and chopped into pieces with a machete.
Flying solo homie. That means "alone". Little boys fly with epstein and clinton.
Muy said:
A Southwest flight to Des Moines isn't Air France just because a bunch of gay dudes are servicing you.
This wasn't totally lame. Nice job, Muy.
That's the plan. Been a long road getting through testing, etc. And you'd be surprised how many European girls want to know why the big guy from Texas keeps spitting into an empty cup. Makes for a great ice breaker.
No, I was in NIgeria in June. Them dudes are cut throat. Don't get along with them very well.
Clob94 said:
That's the plan. Been a long road getting through testing, etc. And you'd be surprised how many European girls want to know why the big guy from Texas keeps spitting into an empty cup. Makes for a great ice breaker.
You're a hopeless slapdick
Going to be kinda hard to rape my boy Bernoulli. He's been dead for 240 years..... but his principles live on. And woosh, my joke went right over your head....bobbranco said:
Getting serious up in here. I hope the boy that schlub is taking to Angola survives the rapey business partners.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to call you a "poopy head"? It's been a while since gradeschool.GAC06 said:Clob94 said:
That's the plan. Been a long road getting through testing, etc. And you'd be surprised how many European girls want to know why the big guy from Texas keeps spitting into an empty cup. Makes for a great ice breaker.
You're a hopeless slapdick
Except we know who Bernoulli is.
GAC06 said:Clob94 said:
That's the plan. Been a long road getting through testing, etc. And you'd be surprised how many European girls want to know why the big guy from Texas keeps spitting into an empty cup. Makes for a great ice breaker.
You're a hopeless slapdick
I'm sure they're impressed when they find out you're at a restaurant or in a meeting spitting tobacco-infused saliva and storing it in a cup in front of them.
If I ever brag on a sip website about riding in a plane and dipping in front of foreigners I hope I'd have a friend or family member left who cared enough to put a bullet in my brain.
Watch out for Ebola and AIDS
Ha! I survived several years in austin. AIDS doesn't stand a chance. Ebola though....... the one that scare me is that dengue fever. Aparantly it makes you feel like someone is breaking your bones with a ball ping hammer.
Wouldn't you have to be able to buy a plane ticket first?
Oh no's! I posted before checking if autocorrect had kicked in. How foolish of me. Whatever will I's dooooo?
Clob94 said:
Oh no's! I posted before checking if autocorrect had kicked in. How foolish of me. Whatever will I's dooooo?
We're understanding why you have no friends. You're an insufferable moron.
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