To any tsip who graces this board

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99 Luft
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txjortsagent said:

We don't want to play you.

Oh no. We aren't scared.

We just don't give a **** about you.

Way back when, our bowtied president said "anytime, anywhere." We rejoiced. We aren't scared of you. Who the **** could be scared of a team who loses to Kansas (in ****ing football!!!!!!), Iowa State (shut out in ****ing football!!!) and a Mark Turgeon led Maryland Terps team (wait, that was football too?). But things have changed since then.

We realize it was DeLoss who demeaned us and acted like he didn't care about us, all the while getting Baylor et al to produce atrocities like the Perryman report. Perryman literally is Latin for the gift that keeps on giving. Good job by DeLoss keeping that heat he bought off himself and on the rapists. Yes, Bill Byrne had it out with DeLoss. Yes, a more than century year old rivalry ended. I'm really sorry y'all don't have a decent rival at home (apologies to the Terps), but you made this decision on your own.

Look, guys, this isn't trash talk. Y'all have to go to Manhattan (Kansas), Ames and even the highly upgraded Morgantown (RIP living room furniture). Every now and then, ****, you may have to go to Lawrence to hear literally dozens of fans rooting on their Jayhawks.

But you'll never get us again.

That ship has sailed.

We said anytime, any place. But we said that 6 years ago.

Let your coach make out with men. Grab dildos for your campus security means. Gripe about how you don't have a rival play in Austin.

Just leave us alone for good. We passed you. If you don't believe it, listen to the media pundits who don't eat at Pluckers every day and who still have their real hair.

We passed you.

You were Texas.

Bask in the **** you created for yourself with your classless coach who can't even answer a softball question from your own newspaper.

Bask in the fact that it took your 12th choice to hire a baseball coach.

Enjoy Shaka and his annual loss to Northern something.

And remember.....we all told you what was going to happen.

Godspeed. And go **** yourselves.
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And remember.....we all told you what was going to happen.
Yes, we did.

99 Luftballoons Ag told you in 2010.

Who was that Luftballoons guy????

txjortsagent
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AG
That centxaggie guy was a ****ing poon
Roman Moronie
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dixichkn
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AG
407 blue stars for OP and countless replies telling sips to go f off and die. And countless reasons for doing so.

But some still seem to be of the opinion that "most Ags want this game back".

uh huh.
txjortsagent
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dixichkn said:

407 blue stars for OP and countless replies telling sips to go f off and die. And countless reasons for doing so.

But some still seem to be of the opinion that "most Ags want this game back".

uh huh.


I'd also like to contract crabs for the 6th time
Brazos Born
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DeepEastTxAg said:

Your Friend said:

"We just don't give a **** about you."

This isn't true. You care a great deal about us


You have no right to use the word "us" when referring to the University of Texas.
Those Accordion College folks are too sharp for us.
Callate Donnie
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dixichkn
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txjortsagent said:

dixichkn said:

407 blue stars for OP and countless replies telling sips to go f off and die. And countless reasons for doing so.

But some still seem to be of the opinion that "most Ags want this game back".

uh huh.


I'd also like to contract crabs for the 6th time
Wrong old rival, sir. That would be the one from Lubbock.
Gidnik
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http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24198508/college-football-national-champions-20-years-ranked
99 Luft
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Exhibit A proving BOMC is real.
88jrt06
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Even with blatant BOMC, we note that 55% of the best 20 teams come from....wait for it.....you know....


SEC.....11 teams
Erbody else..... 9 teams
 
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