"Let me say this. Jimbo's got his hands full, because I don't care how you slice it, the University of Texas will always be the University of Texas out there," Chizik said. "Obviously, things can change and they can ebb and flow with the success of what's happening on the field. That will always play a part, but the reality of it is, the Longhorns I'm saying it because I was there, and I know exactly how it unfolds in that state and Jimbo does have his hands full.

"So you got one guy over there at the University of Texas [coach Tom Herman] saying, 'Come on here. I'm just starting right now. We're going to build this thing into a phenom, and we're going to win 10, 11, 12 games a year, and we can win this league every single year and be in the final four.' Then, they're saying, 'Go to A&M right now. Good luck.' Because although it sounds good, when are you going to beat Alabama consistently? When are you going to beat Auburn consistently? When are you going to beat LSU consistently?"

https://www.seccountry.com/sec/former-sec-coach-texas-am-coach-jimbo-fisher-has-hands-full-finding-success

You paid 75 million. 75 million. 10 million guaranteed. LOL. Of course the aggie brass needed to make an overboard pay to get him there because they could not afford another Sumlin hire ESPECIALLY after Herman was brought on at Texas.

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You quote a former Texas coach? That's what you got? You really are that effing dumb.

Yes. We paid $75 million dollars over 10 years. In other words, about the same you will be paying over the same time period for Mack Brown, Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and whomever you hire next to take over. Ours has a ring on his finger though, which is slightly more valuable than Herman's Paul Wall mouth bling.

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Is Texas paying him? Who the **** else would know better you idiot? You mean the coach Herman beat while at Houston? You desperately paid 75 million, 10 guaranteed you mean...

Tom Herman isn't going anywhere. And again, did you buy all in on Sumlin?

welp, looks like this sip has been thoroughly eviscerated on every feeble attempt to put those stoooopid mean ayggygiges in their place

Saban is worth $100mm

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welp, looks like this sip has been thoroughly eviscerated on every feeble attempt to put those stoooopid mean ayggygygygyygygigygiyygyiges in their place

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LOL.... the nerdiest comment yet in the douchiest of threads.

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Texasteasipper said:

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Bonfire1996 said:

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You quote a former Texas coach? That's what you got? You really are that effing dumb.

Yes. We paid $75 million dollars over 10 years. In other words, about the same you will be paying over the same time period for Mack Brown, Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and whomever you hire next to take over. Ours has a ring on his finger though, which is slightly more valuable than Herman's Paul Wall mouth bling.

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Is Texas paying him? Who the **** else would know better you idiot? You mean the coach Herman beat while at Houston? You desperately paid 75 million, 10 guaranteed you mean...

Tom Herman isn't going anywhere. And again, did you buy all in on Sumlin?

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He just jumped under the skirt of Cougar ****ing high

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Oh, theres another head to head matchup between the two coaches we are discussing to reference. Lmao, idiot.

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Texasteasipper said:

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Lol... says the guy claiming Texas hired a black coach because big bad aggies did. Dumb ass claim is right.

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They absolutely, 100%, did, and you truly have your head up your ass if you can't see that.

No one gives a **** what your former DC thinks. A&M runs this state now, and your t-shirt school will continue to wallow in obscurity in a mid major conference. Chizdick is clearly out of touch.

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They absolutely 100% did? Lol! You have no ****ing clue.

Your program hasnt won a conference title in like 25 years or some sh*t. Your were mediocre in the big 12 and have been mediocre in the sec. Your best year in the sec was with Big 12 recruits.

Go actually do something aggie football in the lifetime of these cocky arse fans so they can actually BACK IT UP FOR ONCE. They desperately need it.

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Your Friend said:

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Saban is worth $100mm

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But evidently the Texas job isn't worth taking for $100mm.

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Poor t-shirt goof Buscemi has painted himself into a corner yet again with his ridiculous logic.

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Silent For Too Long said:

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Lol... says the guy claiming Texas hired a black coach because big bad aggies did. Dumb ass claim is right.

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They absolutely, 100%, did, and you truly have your head up your ass if you can't see that.

No one gives a **** what your former DC thinks. A&M runs this state now, and your t-shirt school will continue to wallow in obscurity in a mid major conference. Chizdick is clearly out of touch.

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They absolutely 100% did? Lol! You have no ****ing clue.

Your program hasnt won a conference title in like 25 years or some sh*t. Your were mediocre in the big 12 and have been mediocre in the sec. Your best year in the sec was with Big 12 recruits.

Go actually do something aggie football in the lifetime of these cocky arse fans so they can actually BACK IT UP FOR ONCE. They desperately need it.

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Yet we would've beat the **** out of your t-shirt school everyone one of those years we've been in the SEC and any half way intelligent football person knows that. If you truly think Herman had any bearing on our decision to hire Fisher, than you are more idiotic than anyone on here describes you as.

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serious question,why are you on this website, all day, desperately seeking validation, defending a school that wiped its proverbial ass with your application? You seem a bit insecure, if not unhinged.

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Like clockwork, lol. This is the approach when you can't back up sh*t with anything of substance from the actual football field.

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Jock 07 said:

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serious question,why are you on this website, all day, desperately seeking validation, defending a school that wiped its proverbial ass with your application? You seem a bit insecure, if not unhinged.

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Like clockwork, lol. This is the approach when you can't back up sh*t with anything of substance from the actual football field.

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and yet, here you are, running your cock holster without "anything of substance from the actual football field"
Weird.

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Texasteasipper said:

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Bonfire1996 said:

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You quote a former Texas coach? That's what you got? You really are that effing dumb.

Yes. We paid $75 million dollars over 10 years. In other words, about the same you will be paying over the same time period for Mack Brown, Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and whomever you hire next to take over. Ours has a ring on his finger though, which is slightly more valuable than Herman's Paul Wall mouth bling.

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Is Texas paying him? Who the **** else would know better you idiot? You mean the coach Herman beat while at Houston? You desperately paid 75 million, 10 guaranteed you mean...

Tom Herman isn't going anywhere. And again, did you buy all in on Sumlin?

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He just jumped under the skirt of Cougar ****ing high

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Oh, theres another head to head matchup between the two coaches we are discussing to reference. Lmao, idiot.

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How about Tom Herman vs. Chad Morris? Kliff Kingsbury? Shall I go on?

It's absolutely hilarious that you're trying to point to a bowl game matchup where FSU's 3rd string QB was forced to play as some sort of measurement between these two when Fisher has one of the best resumes in the game and an NC ring on his finger while Herman is routinely getting waxed on the field by teams with less talent and humiliating himself and the school with his pathetic, embarrassing behavior. Guy is a complete meathead and tool and he's proving it every single day.

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Texasteasipper said:

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txjortsagent said:

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Texasteasipper said:

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Bonfire1996 said:

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You quote a former Texas coach? That's what you got? You really are that effing dumb.

Yes. We paid $75 million dollars over 10 years. In other words, about the same you will be paying over the same time period for Mack Brown, Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and whomever you hire next to take over. Ours has a ring on his finger though, which is slightly more valuable than Herman's Paul Wall mouth bling.

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Is Texas paying him? Who the **** else would know better you idiot? You mean the coach Herman beat while at Houston? You desperately paid 75 million, 10 guaranteed you mean...

Tom Herman isn't going anywhere. And again, did you buy all in on Sumlin?

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He just jumped under the skirt of Cougar ****ing high

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Oh, theres another head to head matchup between the two coaches we are discussing to reference. Lmao, idiot.

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How about Tom Herman vs. Chad Morris? Kliff Kingsbury? Shall I go on?

It's absolutely hilarious that you're trying to point to a bowl game matchup where FSU's 3rd string QB was forced to play as some sort of measurement between these two when Fisher has one of the best resumes in the game and an NC ring on his finger while Herman is routinely getting waxed on the field by teams with less talent and humiliating himself and the school with his pathetic, embarrassing behavior. Guy is a complete meathead and tool and he's proving it every single day.

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Lol... his wife takes sh*ts hotter than yours.

Heres....Herman vs Jimbo. You want to play for this coach. And the elite teams are coming.

Texasteasipper said:

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Jock 07 said:

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serious question,why are you on this website, all day, desperately seeking validation, defending a school that wiped its proverbial ass with your application? You seem a bit insecure, if not unhinged.

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Like clockwork, lol. This is the approach when you can't back up sh*t with anything of substance from the actual football field.

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Your t-shirt team went 6-6 during the regular season with 3 of those wins over teams that had 1 total win (and 2 of those teams played each other). What f'ing planet am I on right now????

The "mighty" Texas donghorns, with every recruiting advantage, by a landslide over every school in it's conference, is struggling to break 0.500 annually since we left the BDF. But this slapdick is talking **** about our mediocrity in the arguably the hardest division in football.

What a ******

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You completely missed the point. Again. GD you're stupid.

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I know exactly what your point is doofus. Of course the Jimbo vs Herman is a small sample size. I know you guys hang your hat on the whole Herman destined for failure at Texas while pointing to his loss vs SMU, yet completely ignore his damn near perfect success in the biggest games vs the best teams he faced while at Houston. Was he supposed to go undefeated in every single game at Houston over 2 years? Ever single coach has hiccups on their resume. Every single one. But what he did do was get Houston a major bowl win over a top program, something of which Aggies havent done in like forever. And it just so happens the two coaches in that bowl game are now at A&M and Texas. Both of which I feel are going to make things interesting for years to come imo.

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They just can't help themselves. Same shlt, different coach. Will Herman succeed at Texas? Maybe, probably, if they give him space to figure out the landscape and grind of the big 12 gauntlet.....wait, did I just effing type that? What am I thinking?

It takes a special kind of coach to navigate the week in week out pressure of facing TCU, WVU, KSU, tech, and Ok St. Speaking of Ok St, I remember the trouble sip fandom got in by casually jumping to 9 win projections in offseasons past with chollie. When asked to name the 9, they listed the guaranteed losses first, TCU and OU. Then there was always a veteran team they knew they'd lose to on the road. But for some reason, they'd always list the Mullet as an easy win for the sips. Hilarity.

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And your prediction for win total this coming season for Jimbo?

Texasteasipper said:

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GAC06 said:

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You completely missed the point. Again. GD you're stupid.

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I know exactly what your point is doofus. Of course the Jimbo vs Herman is a small sample size. I know you guys hang your hat on the whole Herman destined for failure at Texas while pointing to his loss vs SMU, yet completely ignore his damn near perfect success in the biggest games vs the best teams he faced while at Houston. Was he supposed to go undefeated in every single game at Houston over 2 years? Ever single coach has hiccups on their resume. Every single one. But what he did do was get Houston a major bowl win over a top program, something of which Aggies havent done in like forever. And it just so happens the two coaches in that bowl game are now at A&M and Texas. Both of which I feel are going to make things interesting for years to come imo.

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Didn't A&M win the Cotton and Peach Bowl in consecutive years? Herman won the Peach Bowl. Great. He also lost 4 games the next year. And 6 the next. He's a proven hothead, and he routinely loses games he shouldn't. He's not the answer at Texas. It's already obvious.

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They just can't help themselves. Same shlt, different coach. Will Herman succeed at Texas? Maybe, probably, if they give him space to figure out the landscape and grind of the big 12 gauntlet.....wait, did I just effing type that? What am I thinking?

It takes a special kind of coach to navigate the week in week out pressure of facing TCU, WVU, KSU, tech, and Ok St. Speaking of Ok St, I remember the trouble sip fandom got in by casually jumping to 9 win projections in offseasons past with chollie. When asked to name the 9, they listed the guaranteed losses first, TCU and OU. Then there was always a veteran team they knew they'd lose to on the road. But for some reason, they'd always list the Mullet as an easy win for the sips. Hilarity.

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And your prediction for win total this coming season for Jimbo?

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If it's only 6...just like Herman...in a league with 2-3 TIMES the draftable talent...you'll consider that a raging success, right?