Muy said:
In his defense, those drive through speakers can make it very difficult to understand what they are saying. She may have said "That will be $11.92, please pull up to the first drive thru window", but what he heard was "Please pull up to the drive thru with your wiener sitting on a white bag".
VaultingChemist said:BBAg74 said:
I had to laugh when I read about the victim picking him out of a line-up. It reminded me of the scene in Porky's, where Bulla Ballbreaker wanted a line-up of peens so that she could get Tommy Tucker kicked out of school for shoving his through a hole in the girl's shower. One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.
"Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this *****? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this *****, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.""
The photograph of President Eisenhower is grinning after that.
AgEng06 said:
bold strategy
