http://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Waco-businessman-attorney-charged-with-indecent-exposure-444305443.html

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According to an arrest affidavit, on May 17, a white male, later identified as Dove, exposed his ***** to two female employees working the drive-thru at the Chick-fil-A in the 4300 block of Franklin Avenue.

Dove was driving a green Mercedes, and as the victim walked up to the car window to take payment for the food he ordered, she saw the suspect's ***** laying on a white bag in his lap, according to the affidavit.

"The suspect began smiling at the victim," the affidavit says.

"The victim quickly walked away from the vehicle."

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Perhaps if and when he paroled out of prison, if Briles is not in prison, they can golf together at Ridgewood CC and raise more $$$ for baylro.

"Although he's retired, according to the State Bar of Texas, Dove is still licensed to practice law."

"Officials confirmed, Dove was on the original Board of Directors of the Baylor Bear Foundation, which assists in volunteer fundraising for the athletic department."

"He owns Dove Properties LLC which, according to county records, owns the Speight Avenue strip center.
He's also a member of Ridgewood Country Club owning a property near the club in addition to several others in Waco."

I guess she saw the peen dancing.

CFA sauce

Bucketrunner said:

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Baylor produces an inordinately large amount of perverts. Any guesses as to why???

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The Taliban has some perverts as well. Must be the taboo of dancing.

Am I safe in assuming that CFA employs some high-class poon?

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Baylor produces an inordinately large amount of perverts. Any guesses as to why???

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It's all that Baptist repression

I'm not even gonna ask what he hides under the tarp....

Maybe it just needed some air?! - Kramer

Was confused about the age old question if you give a tip at Chick Fil A I guess.

petey88 said:

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Perhaps if and when he paroled out of prison, if Briles is not in prison, they can golf together at Ridgewood CC and raise more $$$ for baylro.

"Although he's retired, according to the State Bar of Texas, Dove is still licensed to practice law."

"Officials confirmed, Dove was on the original Board of Directors of the Baylor Bear Foundation, which assists in volunteer fundraising for the athletic department."

"He owns Dove Properties LLC which, according to county records, owns the Speight Avenue strip center.
He's also a member of Ridgewood Country Club owning a property near the club in addition to several others in Waco."

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A strip center, you say? Maybe he was just getting undressed for work.

He took it out

But it's all good so long as Dove's turtle didn't dance.

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I had to laugh when I read about the victim picking him out of a line-up. It reminded me of the scene in Porky's, where Bulla Ballbreaker wanted a line-up of peens so that she could get Tommy Tucker kicked out of school for shoving his through a hole in the girl's shower. One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.

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Great movie..............great scene!!!

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According to an arrest affidavit, on May 17, a white male, later identified as Dove, exposed his ***** to two female employees working the drive-thru at the Chick-fil-A in the 4300 block of Franklin Avenue.

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Did they still say thank you and have a nice day?

Pam Poovey said:

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According to an arrest affidavit, on May 17, a white male, later identified as Dove, exposed his ***** to two female employees working the drive-thru at the Chick-fil-A in the 4300 block of Franklin Avenue.

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Did they still say thank you and have a nice day?

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"My pleasure?"

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BBAg74 said:

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I had to laugh when I read about the victim picking him out of a line-up. It reminded me of the scene in Porky's, where Bulla Ballbreaker wanted a line-up of peens so that she could get Tommy Tucker kicked out of school for shoving his through a hole in the girl's shower. One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.

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Great movie..............great scene!!!

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I'm still surprised I saw that movie with my parents. Ahh... those days....

BBAg74 said:

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I had to laugh when I read about the victim picking him out of a line-up. It reminded me of the scene in Porky's, where Bulla Ballbreaker wanted a line-up of peens so that she could get Tommy Tucker kicked out of school for shoving his through a hole in the girl's shower. One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.

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"Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this *****? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this *****, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.""

The photograph of President Eisenhower is grinning after that.

I'm guessing his payment came up a little short.

I too was raised on the Porky's movies. My dad and I watched them over and over.