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How long do you think it will take before longhorn fans realize that their team isn't going to have 10+ wins every year. It's like they haven't realized that all the cards aren't stacked in their favor like they were 40, 50 or 60 years ago. I'm sure they'll still have their good years but not year in and year out like back then. It seems like it is impossible for them to imagine that they could have another bad year.

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Check. I'm there already.

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Now that we've forced your retreat deep into the Rhine/Rhone river valley....we could take you out.
But since you're a good guy with an asterisk....
Have you hit Englisher Park on a sunny day by the river in Munich? Yes, get nekkid. No time flat, 6' beauty puts her towel down 3 meters away. Now, you're on your own.
Give me 18 mo., and I'll buy you a stein. On my way!
UK, Netherlands, unified Germany. Tell everyone else they suck by comparison, minus the USA.
THANKS! Oh, tu is worse than you feared....

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88, I have been to the Englisher Park many times. I enjoy watching the surfers and having a beer at the Chinese Garden.

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I have the Ags at 6-6.

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And yet you still cant get a sniff of TA fems panties. Wonder why

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nhayden said:

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I have the Ags at 6-6.

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And yet you still cant get a sniff of TA fems panties. Wonder why

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Because he's ngayden that's why.

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I think chimp has had a few too many cosmos.

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The cosmo-meltdown....our culprit.

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Aren't you the one that is scared of the attractive women of news on the Houston Board?

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There's something you're not an abject failure at, somewhere. Remember: Stay away from schoolbus stops.

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As long as Texas stays healthy at QB, on the O-line and D-line, the Longhorns will go 12-1 this season, including a Big 12 title game victory over Oklahoma State that will send the Longhorns into the College Football Playoff.

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The sips want to back their way into the College Football Playoff by being the best team in the worst of the Power Five conferences. In reality, the sips are in the middle of the pack of the worst conference, which also has only placed one team (OU in 2015) in the Playoff since its use in 2014. This is all wishful thinking--with lots of "ifs" regarding player injuries--by Chimp and the delusional sip fan base.

Chimp never disappoints. Never.

Well they lost the "1". Prepare for a 12-0 run for t.u. to arrive at the predicted 12-1 prediction by Chimp. They still gotta get through the burning dumpster of their conference still.

LOL.

If we look at the win percentage, tu needs at least 90% to win. Which means they should win at least two games this season.

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According to ESPN FPI ......

2017 tu regular season win percentages:
- Maryland - 88.9%
- San Jose State - 96.4%
- @ USC - 24.4%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 66.5%
- vs Oklahoma - 18.9%
- Oklahoma State - 58.9%
- @ baylor - 51.9%
- @ TCU - 33.8%
- Kansas - 94.8%
- @ West Virginia - 60.1%
- Texas Tech - 79.4%

If the win percentages are accurate, it's 9-3 for whorns.
If the predicted wins that are 51%-60% turn out to be losses, it's 6-6 for the whorns.
I'll go with 7-5.

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More like 2-10, if this one was the floor. San Jose State and Kansas are now the only "sure things."

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According to ESPN FPI ......

2017 tu regular season win percentages:
- Maryland - 88.9%
- San Jose State - 96.4%
- @ USC - 24.4%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 66.5%
- vs Oklahoma - 18.9%
- Oklahoma State - 58.9%
- @ baylor - 51.9%
- @ TCU - 33.8%
- Kansas - 94.8%
- @ West Virginia - 60.1%
- Texas Tech - 79.4%

If the win percentages are accurate, it's 9-3 for whorns.
If the predicted wins that are 51%-60% turn out to be losses, it's 6-6 for the whorns.
I'll go with 7-5.

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More like 2-10, if this one was the floor. San Jose State and Kansas are now the only "sure things."

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You sure about that? Kansas did pretty good against them last year

They got the 1 taken care of

good ol'Brown Chip

They moved up to 19 in the coaches poll today, right?

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They moved up to 19 in the coaches poll today, right?

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Of course they did

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2017 tu regular season
- Maryland - L
- San Jose State - W
- @ USC - L
- @ Iowa State - L
- Kansas State - L
- vs Oklahoma - L
- Oklahoma State - L
- @ baylor - W
- @ TCU - L
- Kansas - W
- @ West Virginia - L
- Texas Tech - L

3-9

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Here is my prediction after watching 2 weeks of football; subject to change as the season progresses

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According to ESPN FPI ...... on 16 August 2017:

2017 tu regular season win percentages:
- Maryland - 88.9%
- San Jose State - 96.4%
- @ USC - 24.4%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 66.5%
- vs Oklahoma - 18.9%
- Oklahoma State - 58.9%
- @ baylor - 51.9%
- @ TCU - 33.8%
- Kansas - 94.8%
- @ West Virginia - 60.1%
- Texas Tech - 79.4%

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According to ESPN FPI ...... on 13 September 2017:
- Maryland - L
- San Jose State - W
- @ USC - 24.1%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 59.0%
- vs Oklahoma - 14.8%
- Oklahoma State - 45.2%
- @ baylor - 77.5%
- @ TCU - 29.7%
- Kansas - 96.7%
- @ West Virginia - 56.4%
- Texas Tech - 71.2%

I'd say the ceiling is now 7-5.

Since I don't pay attention to Chump, Fat Ketch or the Austin American Communist, just wondering what the idiots are predicting about the cock roaches against Southern Cal ?

I think USC covers the spread

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BESCo91 said:

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2017 tu regular season
- Maryland - L
- San Jose State - W
- @ USC - L
- @ Iowa State - L
- Kansas State - L
- vs Oklahoma - L
- Oklahoma State - L
- @ baylor - W
- @ TCU - L
- Kansas - W
- @ West Virginia - L
- Texas Tech - L

3-9

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Here is my prediction after watching 2 weeks of football; subject to change as the season progresses

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I'm with you. 3-9 is a real possibility. The natives are going to get restless very quickly.

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According to ESPN FPI ...... on 13 September 2017:
- Maryland - L
- San Jose State - W
- @ USC - 24.1%

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I think that's a bit high. Maybe 20%

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- @ Iowa State - 74.1%

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It's at Iowa State. I think it's over 50%, but 74% seems too high.

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- Kansas State - 59.0%

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LOL. There is no way they should have this % against K-State. I put it at about 35%

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- vs Oklahoma - 14.8%

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The only reason this should not be 0% is because it's a rivalry. You know Lincoln is going to want to make a statement.

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- Oklahoma State - 45.2%

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Hell, some think OSU might win the conf. 45% is way too high. Maybe 35%

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This one might actually be generous to Baylor. tu will win this easy.

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- @ TCU - 29.7%

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The only chance here is if Hill implodes, but TCU's defense appears to be back.

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- Kansas - 96.7%

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- @ West Virginia - 56.4%

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- Texas Tech - 71.2%

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What? I MIGHT could go along with >50%, but 71%.

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I'd say the ceiling is now 7-5.

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It's at Iowa State. I think it's over 50%, but 74% seems too high.

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Iowa State has a talented QB who can run and pass, and he played very well against Iowa

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It's at Iowa State. I think it's over 50%, but 74% seems too high.

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You get it. NOBODY just waltz' into Ames and win. The BDF is incredibly difficult to win on the road!

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BESCo91 said:

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According to ESPN FPI ...... on 16 August 2017:

2017 tu regular season win percentages:
- Maryland - 88.9%
- San Jose State - 96.4%
- @ USC - 24.4%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 66.5%
- vs Oklahoma - 18.9%
- Oklahoma State - 58.9%
- @ baylor - 51.9%
- @ TCU - 33.8%
- Kansas - 94.8%
- @ West Virginia - 60.1%
- Texas Tech - 79.4%

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According to ESPN FPI ...... on 13 September 2017:
- Maryland - L
- San Jose State - W
- @ USC - 24.1%
- @ Iowa State - 74.1%
- Kansas State - 59.0%
- vs Oklahoma - 14.8%
- Oklahoma State - 45.2%
- @ baylor - 77.5%
- @ TCU - 29.7%
- Kansas - 96.7%
- @ West Virginia - 56.4%
- Texas Tech - 71.2%

I'd say the ceiling is now 7-5.

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It's interesting that their chance of winning stayed the same only for Iowa State, and it's funny that their odds only improved against baylor and Kansas

Well since he will be wrong again at least he has new episodes of Will and Grace to bury his sorrow in...

His sources intentionally misled him; his comments were taken out of comments; he was misquoted- he meant to say 1-12; his toupee blew off and the sun fried his brain, forcing him to talk gibberish...