I am...speechless.

He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

So on the 10th... unleash Hell.

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He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

So on the 10th... unleash Hell.

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Moving the goalposts is 50% of his schtick nowadays. He has to explain away his incompetence in a way that makes us look bad so that takes a lot of time.

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He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

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LOL

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He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

So on the 10th... unleash Hell.

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Moving the goalposts is 50% of his schtick nowadays. He has to explain away his incompetence in a way that makes us look bad so that takes a lot of time.

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Moving the goal posts has been way more than 50% of his schtick. Even his character is a moving goal post after the "Michigan friend bet" or whatever.

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He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

So on the 10th... unleash Hell.

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Wow. Where is saying this now? Has he abandoned hairybevo and hornsports for another medium yet?

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He has told everyone that this will occur by the end of the day on the 9th of March.

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Wow. Where is saying this now? Has he abandoned hairybevo and hornsports for another medium yet?

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Posted on February 24th.

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If you want free money, bet John Sharp his 12th Man trademark fraud is going to be exposed within the next two weeks

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I was on the road all day yesterday and might have missed it. Have we lost our trademark yet?

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Not only did we lose the 12th man trademark, John Sharp is going to jail for fraud, Texas A&M is renamed the University of Texas at College Station, and the school loses its share of the PUF. Furthermore, the AAU status is transferred to Texas Tech, UTCS is now in the Big12 and the University of Texas is in the SEC.

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Further, the sips now hold a Bonfire before their yearly game with Bama and their former Hex Rally against us is now a Voodoo Night before they play LSU, and they usurped our fraudulent use of "The 12th Man" by now referring to their collective student body as "The 12th Cow."

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Don't forget the disbarment of all lawyers representing Texas A&M, Seattle, Buffalo, Indianapolis and the Attorney General's offices of the state and the United States.

I lurked yesterday and an IP lawyer totally called him out and validated A&M's trademark based on the facts of the case and federal trademark law. Dukey first called him out as an "internet lawyer", then backpedaled furiously when the real lawyer's bona fides were confirmed by other posters.

Then, ironically, Dukey resorted to "well, nuances in the law lead to different opinions", which is basically the main reason why lawsuit allegations can never constitute fraud. In other words, he basically torpedoed his own life's work.

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Moving the Goal Post.

Literally all Randy has left at this point.

I'm thinking March 9 is the day when the April issue of Texas Monthly comes out. The April issue is the Bum Steer Awards. If there's one thing Texas Monthly likes more than the Bum Steer Awards, it's writing about Aggies in the Bum Steer Awards. He banking on them publishing something about A&M in that issue. He probably sent something to some writer there, and they took a quick look at his research and decided there may be something in there, so they shoveled it off to some poor intern who had to go through and read all that drivel. His hope is that the writers and editors are stupider than he is and they decide to publish some snippet about the lawsuit and linking it to John Sharp. They are going to evicerate Sharp because he's a bumbling moron and it's easy to make fun of him.

Seems like they are waiting as well, but I did love this burn.

Bum Steers were January issue

Well crap. Everything else is still very possible.

With this idiot? Not very much is actually possible.

His nephews middle school newsletter comes out the second Tuesday every month... It reaches some very influential PTA members and faculty...

And Here it IS!

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Or at least that's a possibility vehemently promoted by a college football enthusiast who goes by the pseudonym "Randolph Duke." Ahab had his white whale, Don Quixote had his windmills, Inspector Javert had his Jean Valjean, and Randolph Duke has the Fightin' Texas Aggies 12th Man Tradition

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So, no fraud. It doesn't matter if Gill was the only sub or not, or when the tradition was born. The Aggies own the marks, and that's that. (Three other IP attorneys I spoke to echoed Karmilovich's views.) Duke, on the other hand, remains unconvinced. The recent Colts settlement was a sore disappointment to him. He had been in contact with the team's lawyers, sending them reams of his research and hoping they would go to the mat with the Aggies.

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Here's a well-documented summary of the Duke's exploits and results.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Did you guys hear the hammer drop? John Sharp is ****ed!

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And Here it IS!

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Or at least that's a possibility vehemently promoted by a college football enthusiast who goes by the pseudonym "Randolph Duke." Ahab had his white whale, Don Quixote had his windmills, Inspector Javert had his Jean Valjean, and Randolph Duke has the Fightin' Texas Aggies 12th Man Tradition

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So, no fraud. It doesn't matter if Gill was the only sub or not, or when the tradition was born. The Aggies own the marks, and that's that. (Three other IP attorneys I spoke to echoed Karmilovich's views.) Duke, on the other hand, remains unconvinced. The recent Colts settlement was a sore disappointment to him. He had been in contact with the team's lawyers, sending them reams of his research and hoping they would go to the mat with the Aggies.

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Not reading the click bait but let me guess, nowhere in the article is it mentioned that Randal is raving sip lunatic, nor is his true identity as Charles satterfield stated. Charles, since you're so damn sure of yourself, why are you so hesitant to go on the record? Coward.

Oh, Texas Monthly.

Hysterical.

FYI, the author of that blog post is a sometimes poster on the shag. At least according to other shag posters.

Draw your own conclusions.

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And Here it IS!

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Or at least that's a possibility vehemently promoted by a college football enthusiast who goes by the pseudonym "Randolph Duke." Ahab had his white whale, Don Quixote had his windmills, Inspector Javert had his Jean Valjean, and Randolph Duke has the Fightin' Texas Aggies 12th Man Tradition

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So, no fraud. It doesn't matter if Gill was the only sub or not, or when the tradition was born. The Aggies own the marks, and that's that. (Three other IP attorneys I spoke to echoed Karmilovich's views.) Duke, on the other hand, remains unconvinced. The recent Colts settlement was a sore disappointment to him. He had been in contact with the team's lawyers, sending them reams of his research and hoping they would go to the mat with the Aggies.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*deep, exhilarating breath*


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Don't cry little Randolf



It will be better tomorrow.



Getting owned by your own stings I bet.

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Don't cry little Randolf



It will be better tomorrow.

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Actually, it really won't be. Might as well go ahead and end it all.

Anyone have a link to the cuppycup picture thread showing the dates of the 12th man use by A&M?