A TYPICAL GAME DAY FOR A RED RETARD FAN

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Señor Chang
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tmr
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(0:26)

Jackson: 4th and 5. I kinda feel like Jobe. I'm too for this

Fouts: Haha!

Jackson: 4th and 5, the National Championship right on the line right here.
DrKennethNoisewater
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Idk3
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AG
Still loves this post
BohunkAg
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ttt for the beginning of the season....
Troy McClure
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Whatever happened to Not_a_sip? That guy should post more often.
Sooner Born
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Xan
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brings tears to my eyes every time i read it..

BURNT ORANGE. THE COLOR OF CHAMPIONS !!!
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not a sigle poster on rivalries today could carry not_a_sip's jock.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"if darnell just said "guys, walk out on the field and when the ball is snapped follow it and tackle the guy with it" our D would be better than last year."
-RaginKajun
DrKennethNoisewater
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i would do anything to taste the inside of not_a_sip's jock


fify.

and this thread is one of, if not the, greatest of all time.
5 4
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He'll be back. He's busy through the summer months shooing hot naked drunk chicks off his manicured lawn in New Braunfels.
BohunkAg
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I think this is my favorite part:

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12:30) The usual crowd is there -- angry, bitter drunks who are convinced that everyone wants to be just like them. And their husbands are with them, too.
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damn lack of fify protection.

fp

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"if darnell just said "guys, walk out on the field and when the ball is snapped follow it and tackle the guy with it" our D would be better than last year."
-RaginKajun
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I won't drink and drive, so I pull over every block to drink a sifter of MD 20-20, then I'm back on the road. I'm all about responsibility.
DOG XO 84
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AG
So much talent. WOW!
HeyMoe
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2:00) It's almost game time. I do that Tech gun thing and everyone hits the floor. Apparently, I learn later, I was really holding a loaded gun and pumped 4 rounds into the ceiling of the Weasel and 'Tard.One of the bullets punctures a pipe and a smelly yellow fluid sprays down on me. I drink enough to fill a high ball glass before the manager figures out how to cut it off



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2006 - Ten wins or hit the bricks
Sooner Born
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It's Superbowl week folks.
Raiderjay
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Chinese Democracy
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This dude is a genius!
BQ_90
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I love these old threads...the best thing is counting have many former posters have been banned and have come back with different names.

Chinese Democracy
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Texas Tech Universe
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It's all the same guy!!




Hong Kong Paul
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NAS was awesome. Too bad you can't hold a candle to him CD.
Tag77
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Chinese Democracy
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NAS was awesome. Too bad you can't hold a candle to him CD.

If I held a candle to him, there might be an explosion.
Raiderjay
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WC87
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Top 3 All Time
Horn O Plenty
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LOL
Señor Chang
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greatness
BigAG98
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AG
That made my day!!
BMan2434
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I was waiting for this!
dustinwill
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Right up there with aggiegrant and the fish pond manager
UT Padrino
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Funny. Pretty lame, but funny. I enjoyed it.

Hook 'Em
Gearhart
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12:30) The usual crowd is there -- angry, bitter drunks who are convinced that everyone wants to be just like them. And their husbands are with them, too. Feeling parched, I slam a kid's sippy cup of Folonari Asti I see on someone's table.



I'm surprised this line didn't get more play. Genius.
Chinese Democracy
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ttt
 
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