They are delightfully and wholly obsessed with all things Aggie! So much cerebral real estate owned by A&M...SO much!

...but hey we're the only obsessed ones, right?!?

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Guys, Year 3 is so pivotal and defining of a coach's tenure that Nick Saban went 8-5 and got beat 31-0 at home by Fran in his Year 3 at LSU.

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They should hang a banner celebrating Strong getting Murray to almost flip

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Strong after almost flipping Kyler

Atta boy Chip.. Deflect the real issues going on at the klanny acres and focus the lunatics around Austin on daddy A&M! The sips don't miss us at all.

Oh my goodness. Is cow chip actually trying to look hip with the piece sign. About as fake as his hair (piece).

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If I remember correctly, Kevin doesn't have a degree so we wouldn't be able to hire him as a coach.

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see Holland, Johnny

Does he really sport a hair piece?!? Or is that just TexAgs making fun of him (which I'm all for, by the way)

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Does he really sport a hair piece?!? Or is that just TexAgs making fun of him (which I'm all for, by the way)

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Jorts says Chip is a bald ******

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5) A&M could very well be "upset" in their opener. (I guess he doesn't realize that ASU is ranked higher...) Correct. ASU is ranked higher.

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Yes, and yet ESPN's FPI rankings project that they have something like a 35% chance of beating us. So.......should they really be ranked higher? Why are we like a 3-point fave in Vegas?

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6) What parents in the world wouldn't want their kid to play for Charlie Strong? Then why isn't Charlie getting every recruit that he wants?

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Also, I was growing up in CS when Kevin Murray was our QB. I never heard anybody, ANYBODY say or imply anything bad about him because of his skin color. I did hear people say things like, "Is Kevin Murray our first Black starting quarterback?" And it was never in a rude or deprecative tone.

To give Kevin Murray my opinion of his just due, I had him as the best QB in our history - as far as I know it - until JFF. Now, my personal list goes:

1) JFF
2) Kevin Murray
3) Bucky
4) maybe Gary Kubiak or Ryan Tannehill
5) a whole buncha guys, all of whom I'm proud played for the Texas Aggies, and loved watching them, including but not limited to: Corey Pullig, Stephen "Flying/Bullcrap!" McGee (one of my personal all-time favorite Red Ass Aggies), Jerrod Johnson, Mike Mosley, perhaps Stewart, Reggie McNeal, etc.

Who gives a **** what somebody's skin color is? Chip implying or stating that people like me are racist b****es might reveal a prejudice or bias of his own. Against A&M. Hey, Chip, when's the most recent Bleach Bomb incident been reported on the U.T. - Austin campus?

If we wanna make the world a better place, that's the crap that's gotta get stopped, and stopped yesterday.

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So natural

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Chimp's version of gang signs. This one means "I'm two times a ****ing idiot".

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"Something, Something, Kyler almost signed with tu."

I hear this often from sips and my response to them is on which team is Kyler playing football? Silence!!!!!!!!!

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And it wasn't too long ago that many of us were subjected to choruses of, "Every boy in the great state of Texas grows up dreaming of playing for the 'Horns! Hook 'Em!"

I ever tell you guys how much I hate the sips?

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So natural

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Trick question: Who has more hair in this picture?

He thinks he is holding a celebratory cigar for Kyler committing to the whorns.

The camera man was asking Chimp, "how many of ketch's sausage fingers fit up your *******?"

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Two girl drinks please.

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"Hey, Chip. How many times you been fired the past couple of years?"

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He left on his own and you know it

Chip def wears a rug. He even has admitted in his tweets...referring to the Texags gif by Cuppycup or somebody that put a spinning rug on his head.

And Jorts was right...he will block you for mentioning that fact or recalling some of his terrible predictions...i'm living proof.

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Does he really sport a hair piece?!? Or is that just TexAgs making fun of him (which I'm all for, by the way)

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Thanks...funny thread...some people's photoshop skills are scary good! Wish mine were!

I see he's wearing a Masters polo...so he's one of THOSE people...

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He thinks he is holding a celebratory cigar for Kyler committing to the whorns.

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He was trying to tell us the name of the bar he was at but missed it by one digit.


TURN AROUND CHIP, THE NAME IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Chip's ex-wife is an Aggie. I believe that's the root of his hated for A&M.

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Chip's ex-wife is an Aggie. I believe that's the root of his hated for A&M.

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Rule 1?

This is the number of cranberry vodkas he claimed he drank when he was arrested for DWI.

Anyone have his mugshot saved?

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Chip, how many bald guys in this photo?

Chip, what did VY really score on the Wonderlic test?

Chip, how many teams want to stay in the BDF?

Chip, you wanted this gentleman to do what on you?

Chip, over/under on t.u's football wins this season?

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Wow. Man, that's kinda brilliant.

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Chip, how many bald guys in this photo?

Chip, what did VY really score on the Wonderlic test?

Chip, how many teams want to stay in the BDF?

Chip, you wanted this gentleman to do what on you?

Chip, over/under on t.u's football wins this season?

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Chip, how many yards did tu rush for in the Texas Bowl?

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I am a deux...che.

chimp is such a ******

Well his former clown radio show makes fun of coach Chavis all day every day. What do they make fun of? His name, Chavis. The schadenfreude of Texas is upon us...

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Kyler will have the opportunity to be the starting QB for 2015, so yeah, he'll have the chance to be a KEY factor in every play. If he isn't the best QB prior to the season but is a highly mobile QB who makes good decisions, then hell yes, design a play package for him that puts A&M in the best position to win each game.

Kevin Murray was viewed by the Aggie fans as THE MAN during and after his playing days. I'd be a little surprised if there were unusual friction between Murray and the current coaching staff.

We're seriously discussing something Chimp Brown wrote about A&M?!?

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Let's not get our hopes up too high for the next generation of 'the man'. This is the SEC, not high school. I hope Kyler turns out to be the key to our success. The King Solomon of college QB's, a wizard on the field, an Excalibur wielding legend.

I want to believe in fairy tales as much as the next guy. But as of now he isn't even the starting QB.

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Kevin Murray was viewed by the Aggie fans as THE MAN during and after his playing days

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Of course we thought highly of Kevin during his days @ A&M.

Accomplishments as a QB:

1) Set the passing record in the 1986 Cotton Bowl
2) Won the 1986 Cotton Bowl; first time since 1968
3) Beat tu by the most points scored by an Aggie team; 42
4) Back to back conference titles; first time since 1940-41 seasons
5) Epic comeback wins over SMU and Baylor in 1986