Chronicles of Dodds: Abridged Version

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RAB87
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Here is the legacy of Deloss:
-Dodds says Horns "are the Joneses"
-A&M doubles Horns Big12 championships
-Nebraska and Colorado leave Big12
-Dodds says A&M "on the clock" to join Horns in Pac12
-A&M Pres. Loftin says no thanks, got a better offer
-Pac12 says no to Dodds
-LHN launched to an audience of tens
-Tries to cheat with > 2 games on LHN, Big12 says no
-Tries to cheat with HS games on LHN, NCAA says no
-Dodds mouthpiece, Chip Brown, says "no truth behind A&M to SEC, none whatsoever"
-A&M President Loftin says "fool me once" and accepts SEC invite
-Missouri follows A&M to SEC Conference of Champions
-Dodds wants Horns in B1G, they say no
-Dodds wants Horns in ACC, they say no
-Dodds says Notre Dame will join Big12
-Notre Dame says no; joins ACC
-Dodds says Fla State and Clemson will join Big12
-ACC renews agreement, Fla State and Clemson stay
-TCU and WVU join Big12, destroying academic rep
-Dodds says TCU and WVU are "upgrades"
-Dodds says SEC "has a sliver down the East side"
-Dodds says can't play A&M as "schedule is full"
-Dodds adds UCLA to schedule
-Wants Tech vs Fran on LHN, Tech will cancel game
-Still no LHN distribution, Dodds says "these things take time"
-Dodds gives Mack three year extension
-Dodds and Mack say Horns have "a SEC defense"
-Horn D gives up 63 points to a mediocre OU team
-Horn D gives up 53 points to terrible Baylor team
-Upgrade WVU gives up 115 to Baylor and Tech
-Upgrade TCU QB in drug rehab, TCU loses to Iowa State
-Dodds says "A&M left the state"
-2013 Ags play more games in Texas than Horns
-Dodds says SEC travel too much: "it's about kids"
-2013 Horns will travel 2000 miles more than Ags
-Horn players (Vacarro) criticize DKR gameday
-Ex Horns (Melton and Jones) embarrassed by efense
-Mack says LHN caused Horn suckage vs. OU
-Stoops says OU didn't need LHN for Horn suckage
-Dodds says Mack has his full support
-Dodds comforts Brown after Tech slap fight
-Horns honor DKR's passing in Iowa State game
-Iowa State is least-watched of 37 televised games
-A&M beats #1 Alabama, most watched of all games
-Dodds and Mack say they're not watching A&M
-Horns last game is showdown with #1 KState
-Baylor and nations worst D beat KState by 4 TDs
-A&M's Johnny Manziel is frontrunner for Heisman
-A&M's Damontre Moore gets Heisman mention
-A&M's Kevin Sumlin getting COY press
-A&M in BCS Top 10
-Dodds schedules Thanksgiving game with TCU
-Dodds wants TCU hex rally, media laughs
-Tells players to tweet about "big-time" TCU game
-Tweets drowned out by media coverage of A&M
-Tells Ketch to call Ash "David Football"
-David Football pulled at halftime vs unranked TCU
-Horns loose to unranked, rotating-rival, TCU
-TCU fans chant "we own Texas"
-Dodds says "team is improving"
-Ags win 10th game with #1 SOS in the nation
-Dodds tells Cotton they won't play vs. A&M
-A&M's JFF expected to win Heisman
-Dodds and Mack say Manti Teo should win Heisman
-A&M's JFF wins the Heisman!!! - begins national media tour
-A&M's Joekel wins the Outland!!! - begins national media tour
-A&M has 3 1st team AAs; Big12 has 1
-A&M destroys Big12s best OU in Cotton Bowl
-Brown recruiting JC QBs, says "future is really bright"
-Top TE Smythe decommits
-Top DT Robinson decommits, heading to SEC
-A&M clobbers Horns recruting; Brown "taking fewer chances"
-Horn Co-OC savior Harsin leaves for Arkie State
-Brown makes Co-OC Applewhite "Lead Co-OC"
-Applewhite admits shagging trainer
-Media reports Louisville may join Big12
-Louisville joins ACC
-Yahoo Sports says Louisville dodging the Big12 "was a great miss"
-Media focusing on Horns inflated recruiting ratings
-Ketch moves Horn non-decommits up in ratings
-Horns suspended at Alamo 'Sexual Assault' Bowl
-Fans boo trailing Horns at half in Sexual Assault Bowl
-Horns win Sexual Assault Bowl, remaining fans cheer
-Track coach forced to resign for "sleeping with student"
-Attorney says track coach not treated same as Old Freak Nasty
-Horns facing huge lawsuit from track coach
-Top Horn QB arrested for MIP, PI, DWI
-Horn BOR investigating everyone, tells Dodds "don't delete any e-mail"
-Horns basketball loses to Division 2 Chaminade
-Chaminade's leading scorer is freshman from Taiwan
-Dodds and Rick Barnes say "we're young"
-Horns basketball 0-3 in Big12; Ags beat Kentucky at Rupp
-Horns Men and Women basketball starts 0-8 in Big12
-Horns lose to Houston Cougars in basketball CBI
-Dodds says basketball recruiting is hard and Barnes is honorable
-Dodds takes cheap shot at Mizzou
-Media reminds Dodds that Mizzou has eternal scoreboard in football, baseball, and basketball
-Mack says suckage caused by a poor media guide and website
-Ced Golden says Horn suckage because they are the "center of the entitlement universe"
-Kirk Bohls says suckage due to "poor tackling, terrible defensive scheme, soft O-line"
-Dodds says he is committed to Mack because "Saban is not coming here"
-Dodds is SI #8 Most Powerful in College Sports due to "out of whack Big 12"
-SEC's Slive is SI #1; "no other move (adding A&M) had such a profound impact on one league"
-FSU AD Spetman says "it would be great to be in the SEC"
-Kirk Bohls of AAS says the Horns "can't even see the Joneses from where they reside"
-Dodds'"sliver" comment makes ESPN Top25 Quotes
-FWST's Galloway tells Dodds "shut the bleep up with your Aggie-phobia"
-Chip Brown says "the Texas athletic program is in the crapper"
-Mack claims Ryan Swope's NFL combine time as part of the Big12
-SEC has record 63 NFL draft picks - even PAC and ACC have more than Big12's 20
-Regarding SEC, Stoops claims Big12's "bottom half are better than theirs"
-Dodds planting rumors that Cinci will join Big12; Tubs is in shock
-Dodds can't get anyone to join Big12; working on "ACC alliance"
-WVU upset that Big12 teams remain 1700 miles away
-Dodds tells Kirk Bohls AAS to plant story that he wanted Louisville over WVU
-Big12 baseball behind Sun Belt conference in NCAA tournament teams
-Horns baseball finishes last in Big12
-Dodds tells recruiting staff to say Sumlin is leaving for NFL
-A&M gets #1 football commits on O & D for 2013 &2014
-Mack says Horn recruitig failure because they "were looking at stars" (shout-out to Ketch!)
-Ketch says Horn recruiting failure because Mack was "too GPA-oriented"
-Herbstreit says "maybe Texas is tired of being made fun of and their coach being made fun of"
-ESPN's David Polloack says "I know Texas returns a lot of starters but I just didn't think their starters were all that great"
-ESPN laying off hundreds; cites profit shortfalls due to LHN
-A&M announces $450M stadium and SEC monster network
-CFL's Matt Millen says Horns have "most over-rated gameday atmosphere"
-SI says Horns "have the quietest 100,000 fans on fall Saturdays"
-Dodds puts Ole Miss on LHN; Rebels and Horns are angry
-Big12 chooses Alamo Bowl vs. Pac12 over SEC glory in Cotton Bowl
-Regarding the SEC, Art Briles says "They've put their brand on the table and they've walked away with all the chips"
-A&M wins yet another T&F National Championship along with SEC's Florida
-A&M finishes #5 in Directors Cup, higher than ALL Big12 schools; upgrades finish #50 (TCU) and #68 (WVU)
-Big12 lands 3 teams in CBS Sports 'CFB Top 10: Softest Nonconference Schedules' for 2013
-Rumor is that Dodds will steal A&M's legendary T&F coach, Pat Henry
-Dodds promotes unknown Horn assitant T&F coach, Mario Sategna
-Dodds mouthpiece, Geoff Ketchum, says Aggie journalists are "fans turned web reporters"
-Ketchum admits on Twitter, "I do not have a degree from UT or anwhere else...no proper training"
-Mack tells ESPN Horns recruiting suffering because there are "no bad teams" in Big12
-CBS says Kliff Kingsbury "won't have to back up his bravado now that he's back in the Big 12."
-Mike Gundy, on CS XM, says "hate to admit but A&Ms move to the SEC drastically helped their recruiting"
-Yahoo Sports says "don’t know who you would label as a national championship contender from the Big12"
-K State LB, Tre Walker says Horns "kind of laid down a little bit...That's just what they do."
-Mack says "we're getting ready to be really good again"
-2013 Coaches Poll released with 6 SEC teams ranked before any Big12 teams
-2013 AP Poll released with 6 SEC teams ranked before any Big12 teams
-Big12 opens '13 with losses to North Dakota State and Northern Iowa
-LHN broadcast of Horns vs. New Mexico State gets 0.0 Neilson rating
-A&M announces record $740M in 2013 donations
-#15 Horns give up a record 550 yards rushing in blowout loss to unranked BYU
-Mack fires Defensive Coordinator, Manny Diaz, after two games
-Horns beaten at home by SEC and Ole Miss
-Mack says he has two "great bosses" in Dodds and Powers as "they don't make knee-jerk decisions"
-On 9/15/13, Horn Athletic Dept tweets "rumors that AD Dodds to step down are absolutely not true"
-On 9/30/13 Dodds announces he will step down
-Horns turned down by AD candidate and Horn alum, Steve Patterson, to stay at Arizona State
-KEEP DODDS, KEEP POWERS, KEEP MACK, KEEP APPLEWHITE, KEEP BARNES, KEEP AUGIE, KEEP 'EM ALL!


[This message has been edited by RAB87 (edited 10/31/2013 4:30p).]
BadMoonRisin
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You left off getting owned by jorts in an elevator.
J.P. 03
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13 0 Branding Iron
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quote:
Horns give up 50 points to terrible Baylor D


fix it
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Thanks for paying attention to me, son. Only about half right, but hey, any press is good press. Right?

Thanks in advance for watching the Horns on Thanksgiving night on ESPN.

I will send a shout out to you, my friend!

--Deloss Dodds
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quote:
Rain Down Moses
posted 10:43p, 09/26/10



Weak DL, weaker OL. Can't win the line of scrimmage usually means turnovers and defeat.

Thats been the problem for a decade for the Ags. Its a problem they will have this year as well.

Who will 6 games first is the question. It won't be before November for both teams.

Texas is young this year and the Ags pretty much just suck all the time.

"overrated" ??? Texas just lost its SECOND regular season game in 3 YEARS!!
RAB87
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So Rain Down Moses is Deloss Dodds? Mind blown!
deadelephant98
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This is good work.
Science Denier
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Dodds wants TCU hex rally, media laughs


Did he really say that?
RAB87
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Yes, Austin news said Dodds wants hex rally for Thanksgiving rivalry game every year.
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Loses to Division 2 Chaminade in basketball. I really think they are cursed
RAB87
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What is a Chaminade?
AgSportsFan
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Spot on
RAB87
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ESPN radio just talking about Horns arrogance keeping other teams out of Big12. Go Dodds!
Texas Tide
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quote:
What is a Chaminade?


I believe it is the name of an old wooden ship
BQ_90
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softest stuff around to wipe your ass with.


RAB87
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Just keeps getting better.
Bonfire1996
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This thread opens like a soft, wet vagina. So smooth, so soothing, so delicious.
RAB87
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Updated to include the Dodds-led Heisman campaign for Manti Teo.
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quote:
-Horns give up 50 points to terrible Baylor D


You might want to amend this line as it doesn't make sense.



I Bleed Maroon and I Wipe burnt orange.
RAB87
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Thanks TPS.
CScott
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One of my favorite threads...the story just writes itself.
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No way Dodds/Ketch was stupid enough to call David Ash , David Football ..... not buying this one ...... A brain dead monkey would know not to try this


Meet your brain dead monkey:


Direct Link: http://twitter.com/gkketch/status/267335867520139265
Muy
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OP just surgically removed every sip gonad and gently lodged them in their throats
TPS_Report
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No problemo.

Great post RAB!



I Bleed Maroon and I Wipe burnt orange.
B/CS Dreaming
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quote:
You left off getting owned by jorts in an elevator.

Please enlighten this poster, new to Old Rivalries, on the above quotation.
SEC Champs
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quote:
-Tells Ketch to call Ash "David Football"
-David Football pulled at halftime vs unranked TCU


[This message has been edited by Wede01 (edited 11/29/2012 12:24a).]
J.P. 03
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Read through this for the details:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2106563&page=1&forum_id=25
B/CS Dreaming
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Damn, J.P.03, that was one fine read.
RAB87
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Thread soon to end. Sad.
mhk0105
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Hard to believe how it just keeps piling on-
RAB87
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Just a sliver.
 
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