Dude, there was no architect involved with that.

My 12 year old daughter could design a better house than that.

My guess is that someone bought one of those books with a bunch of home floorplans to choose from that you can use to order actual blueprints to, then modified the hell out of it with crappy customizations.

dubi said:

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Some Karen with an etch-a-sketch?

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Hey, easy on the ladies. This has the look of a civil engineer who OF COURSE could design his own house.

I love this thread because we almost always seem to find the terrible things before they go viral on instagram or blogs. There's no way that house doesn't make its way in to 'Please hate these things'

At that location the actual house might not even matter. I give it a 50/50 shot of being scraped and the lot divided up.

That was definitely a failed AirBnB.

Could this house BE any more absurd?

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At a loss for words.....

https://www.har.com/s/825edE489e4A

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I'll be there for you…to laugh my ass out the door

This beautifully appointed and obviously LOVED home in RISD is ready for you to make your own. Entering through the huge metal double front doors leads into this easy flowing floorplan. Soaring ceilings in the main living are conducive to making memories around the fireplace. Cabinet space galore in the kitchen will impress any chef. Professionally done patio enclosure allows you to enjoy the outdoors without the heat. Incredibly functional outdoor kitchen with too many features to list must be seen to be believed. Vaulted ceilings in the master retreat feels even more spacious than it looks. Double vanities and wide shower in the master bath makes morning routines a breeze. Flex space off garage can fit any need, from gym to office to playroom. The lovely neighborhood makes this home on an extra large lot feel like a real winner, easily positioned directly across from a great park and elementary school. Great backyard with fully enclosed shed makes for great additional storage.

Real estate photos look more like video games nowadays than video games do.

histag10 said:

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This beautifully appointed and obviously LOVED home in RISD is ready for you to make your own. Entering through the huge metal double front doors leads into this easy flowing floorplan. Soaring ceilings in the main living are conducive to making memories around the fireplace. Cabinet space galore in the kitchen will impress any chef. Professionally done patio enclosure allows you to enjoy the outdoors without the heat. Incredibly functional outdoor kitchen with too many features to list must be seen to be believed. Vaulted ceilings in the master retreat feels even more spacious than it looks. Double vanities and wide shower in the master bath makes morning routines a breeze. Flex space off garage can fit any need, from gym to office to playroom. The lovely neighborhood makes this home on an extra large lot feel like a real winner, easily positioned directly across from a great park and elementary school. Great backyard with fully enclosed shed makes for great additional storage.

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Didn't even notice the extra useful paper towels in that kitchen.

I just love that the cabinets are so vast that a professional chef would love it, yet they brought in what I use as garage shelving to hold their pots, pans, and various other random things

https://www.har.com/homedetail/2602-fort-settlement-trl-spring-tx-77373/3735185

the description...

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This four bedrooms two-story sits on an oversized lot in Bradbury Forest with no history of flooding and is only minutes away from I-45 and the Hardy Toll Road. Behind the brick and stone elevation is a spacious floor plan with 20' ceilings to boast. Large Game Room upstairs! Home is occupied by squatters, no showings allowed. Drive by only. Buyer responsibility to remove squatters. Photos taken from previous listing.

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sts7049 said:

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https://www.har.com/homedetail/2602-fort-settlement-trl-spring-tx-77373/3735185

the description...

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This four bedrooms two-story sits on an oversized lot in Bradbury Forest with no history of flooding and is only minutes away from I-45 and the Hardy Toll Road. Behind the brick and stone elevation is a spacious floor plan with 20' ceilings to boast. Large Game Room upstairs! Home is occupied by squatters, no showings allowed. Drive by only. Buyer responsibility to remove squatters. Photos taken from previous listing.

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That's an instant classic

"Squatters convey" should be added

sts7049 said:

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https://www.har.com/homedetail/2602-fort-settlement-trl-spring-tx-77373/3735185

the description...

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This four bedrooms two-story sits on an oversized lot in Bradbury Forest with no history of flooding and is only minutes away from I-45 and the Hardy Toll Road. Behind the brick and stone elevation is a spacious floor plan with 20' ceilings to boast. Large Game Room upstairs! Home is occupied by squatters, no showings allowed. Drive by only. Buyer responsibility to remove squatters. Photos taken from previous listing.

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$100 says those pics do NOT represent the current condition of the house!