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Absolutely Stunning Custom Home?

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John Francis Donaghy
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The Fife said:

Bleh, really? I guess it fits that look that hit in the late 2010s...

Agreed that it'll sell. The house looks like it's in the front range of the rockies based on the view.


You realize the "late 2010s" were still occurring less than 2 years ago, right? That house is very nice on the inside, IMO. An hour or so of cleaning before pictures, and we wouldn't be talking about it at all.
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I will say this....it must have taken superb discipline for the photographer to resist taking pictures of the purple mountain majesties in favor of the unfinished attic and garage spaces.

suck on a lemon Katharine Lee Bates!
The Fife
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Yeah, I know and it's still in. Without looking at the build date I'd guess the place is 2 years old tops, because that's when I saw brushed brass fixtures reaching this price point.

The place will sell just fine, it's just very much a look that I'm not a fan of.
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OMG. They could have shoved all the clutter on the kitchen island into the sink, put the cushion back on the chair, thrown the comforters back on the beds, hidden most of the clutter out of the frame... behind the couch, beds, into closets, etc. I can't believe these photos.
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Buck Compton said:

cjo03 said:

"The photographer is here now??... well damn."

https://www.coldwellbankerhomes.com/ut/bluffdale/1321-w-blue-quill-dr/pid_40634935/














I'm guessing they were trying to be funny by showing "reality", but homes are aspirational, vision-based purchases and I'm not sure that "leftover corn dog stick on paper plate" is what I'd be posting.

Cabinet knobs being crooked was a nice touch to their life with kids photos.
So, with 6 kids, you stage the house and have it cleaned, and you go outside to check the mailbox, and it looks like this when you come back.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
The Fife
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Good call with the 6 kids thing, I should've assumed mormon because the place is in SLC. And sure enough there's the big J on the wall in what looks like a girl's room!
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Dude, they're Catholic... or do Mormons do the Jesus picture thing?
p_bubel
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Man, this triplex is a time capsule:







Needs a ton of work, but the location is stellar and there's a lot of good stuff in there.

226 Army Blvd in Government Hill.
expresswrittenconsent
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Some cool stuff there. That first bathroom is a horror I'll never unsee.
Diggity
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who doesn't want to own the Amityville Horror House?

one MEEN Ag
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500k to buy a home that will require 200k in updates. That aint happening.
JaneDoe02
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There's literally a hearse in the picture of the yard. WTF

Guarantee that house is haunted
Complete Idiot
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JaneDoe02 said:

There's literally a hearse in the picture of the yard. WTF

Guarantee that house is haunted
One of those branches looks like it comes out of the tree then circles back in to the tree.

**** this, I'm outta here.
The Fife
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Love all the built ins that have survived over the years! Someone will probably pull everything and make the place generic though.
expresswrittenconsent
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Can't believe more people don't go for the pizza hut booth in their kitchen dining area.
p_bubel
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The Fife said:

Love all the built ins that have survived over the years! Someone will probably pull everything and make the place generic though.

Yeah, a real rarity in a rental market.

It's under contract and I wouldn't be surprised if it's converted to a single family home.
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Easily my favorite main listing photo of all time:

https://www.har.com/homedetail/5216-rose-st-b-houston-tx-77007/3687012
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Diggity
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Janie Miller is still working? Lady has to be 100 years old by now
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Diggity said:

Janie Miller is still working? Lady has to be 100 years old by now
She looks old in the MLS photo. With the residential real estate "profile photo curve" she likely is 100. Some of you guys on here are probably about the age you should be using your high school grad photo.
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would really like to know the mindset and reasoning behind how these pictures were taken....

https://www.zillow.com/homes/8416-Echo-Creek-Ln-San-Antonio,-TX,-78240_rb/26395083_zpid/
MAS444
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Just, you know, tryin to put off a certain vibe...
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Whoever is running the listing is too cheap to spend $150 on professional photography
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FAITH and HOPE wooden signs next to paintings of naked women. Living room that looks like a night club.

There's some dichotomy in this house that is for sure.
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cjo03 said:





I love how the garage is the goth sibling compared to the straight-laced main house.
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I know these are freeze-damaged sago palms. But they look... um... well. Do you see it?

If you are listing your house for $1.4 million, maybe replace the phallic plants out front?

**EDITED** Bonus - how did I miss the electrical boxes on the front elevation?!! Oh, nevermind, that's the back of the house.


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Buck Compton
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combat wombat™
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I don't remember what the house... all that sticks in my head is all the trophies. We have them in our own home, just not so many. And the last time we sold a house, they came off the walls and went into storage until the house sold.

House also has carpet in the dining room and bathrooms. Just need to carpet the kitchen to win the trifecta. I once bought a house with a carpeted kitchen.

https://www.har.com/homedetail/17514-n-yaupon-cir-tomball-tx-77377/10015821





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How do you guys like gray?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/7712-County-Road-526_Mansfield_TX_76063_M87774-08946
dubi
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

How do you guys like gray?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/7712-County-Road-526_Mansfield_TX_76063_M87774-08946
I like it. The darkest color is too dark IMO.
John Francis Donaghy
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

How do you guys like gray?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/7712-County-Road-526_Mansfield_TX_76063_M87774-08946


I actually kinda dig that house. Counters are too dark, would be brighter with lighter counters, but it's not bad.
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The Fife
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Not so much of a fan, it's like they saw the color the USAF paints everything and decided to do follow their lead.

I had enough gray dealing with depot level maintenance.
edit: checked some old records from a project I ran and I dealt with that exact tail number in summer 2005!

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